[Slow-burn + slice-of-life + time travel + adventure + comedy + abstract... 100% no romance, at most physical contact!]
…It might not be very enjoyable at first, please watch patiently.
She was once the most sorrowful god in Teyvat.
Fukaros saved the people of Fontaine at the cost of the collapse of her divine throne, but in the last moment before her consciousness faded, she was swept into a deep-sea vortex by a monstrous wave—when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in an unknown world.
"Devil Fruit? Cursed Sea?"
The Celestial Dragons raised their shackles, intending to enslave the mermaids; the Four Emperors' warships crushed the coral palace; and thousands of meters below the ocean, ancient sea kings were gnawing at the sealing chains…
When the scales of judgment sink into the blue sea:
With a flick of her fingertips, the seawater of her womb transformed into a god-slaying weapon, engulfing Mary Geoise;
She wept and murmured, "The law can reforge the Seastone and suppress Blackbeard's Tremor Fruit."
She stood atop Noah's Ark and proclaimed to the four seas: "My name is Fucarus—this ocean will one day be restored to justice!"
...
Donghai, Windmill Village.
Funina: "Huh? I'm the Water Goddess! Really or not?"
(I wrote this as soon as I thought of it, and I'm running two instances at once!!)
Reborn into the world of *Dream of the Red Chamber*, he becomes an outlaw. While plundering ships, he discovers he looks exactly like Jia Lian, the eldest son of the Rongguo Duke's mansion. He immediately kills the man and impersonates him. In that instant, Jia Lian awakens a daily intelligence system. He takes his wife, Wang Xifeng, to Yangzhou to rescue Jia Min. Recommended by Lin Ruhai, he becomes a probationary commander in the Imperial Guard, escorting salt taxes and protecting Lin Ruhai's wife and daughters to the capital… Jia Lian's lifelong wish is simple: to be drunk on the lap of a beauty, to wield power over the world, with gold hairpins adorning his bed, and to be a force to be reckoned with. However, corrupt officials, years of natural disasters, widespread famine, foreign invasions, and the people's suffering are all precarious. Jia Lian must take up the banner and restore order… On that day, the retired emperor passes away. The old and frail emperor orders Xia Shouzhong, the Grand Eunuch of the Directorate of Ceremonial, to draft an edict: "Jia Lian has defiled the palace, secretly possessed armor, and plotted rebellion. His crimes are unforgivable. He is stripped of his…"
He transmigrated into the body of Ximen Qing, and the first woman he met was Qin Keqing from the Dream of the Red Chamber.
This great Song dynasty, like the crumbling Red Mansion, is on the verge of collapse.
I, the local tyrant of Qinghe County, have been thriving among the powerful and wealthy by relying on my skills as a traditional Chinese medicine doctor and my fake pharmacy.
With his godfather Cai Jing backing him up, taking down the four major families was a piece of cake.
I climbed and climbed!
He climbed up the ladder of power, and his connections with the four kings and eight dukes collapsed.
Having climbed to the top, I am now the only one left who holds absolute power!
He single-handedly stopped the billowing smoke of the southern invasion that led to annihilation!
[Lighthearted and humorous][Purely entertaining][Super socially conscious][Mischievous little devil][Alternate history][Archaeological elements][Little girlfriend][No nagging, no stifling, stifling is the author's fault][Super satisfying]
My name is Li Xiao, the "Xiao" in "arrogant".
Li Er: You unfilial son, you've gone too far...
Huh? Old Deng? You yelled at me? Hang it on the Taiji Hall.
Changsun Wuji: Your Majesty, I beg for the removal of Princess Changle on behalf of my son…
Huh? Uncle? He's after my sister? Incestuous relations? He's got a damn good reputation.
Cheng Yaojin: Your Majesty, waaaaah, my old ox, missing his deceased wife, jumped off a cliff and committed suicide yesterday.
Huh? Brother Cheng? The ox is dead again? I'll take it and hang it in the Taiji Hall first, so it won't bother me anymore.
Empress Zhangsun: Xiao'er, you little rascal, are you up to your old tricks again?
Huh? Me? Holy crap?
"Oh my, my dearest mother, I've missed you so much! You must be tired from walking. Let me give you a massage."
Transmigrating into the body of Jon Snow, in this life, Jon refuses to become the Night's Watchman on the Wall. He chooses instead to farm, tame beasts, and conquer the Iron Throne. Tyrion: Jon Snow is far more cunning than I am. Littlefinger: I despise schemers like Jon Snow. Daenerys: Jon truly deserves the title of Father of Dragons. The Night King: Let us all pledge our loyalty to Lord Jon! In this life, direwolves and dragons reign supreme.
My name is Ji Taichu
He traveled back to the Liang Dynasty, studied diligently for ten years, participated in the imperial examination, and produced a brilliant essay, only to be impersonated and imprisoned.
He was fortunate to meet his childhood playmate who had become a eunuch in the palace. He returned to his hometown from the palace and helped the imperial concubine find male concubines.
Since the imperial examination system is not working, I will try another way: to wield absolute power!
"Of all the beauties in the world, I want ninety-nine!"
[Prime Minister Cao] + [No System] + [Not Brainless] + [Alternate Universe]
A top parenting expert travels through history to a dynasty where the mortality rate of royal heirs is extremely high.
With the world collapsing at the start, his first task was to help the imperial concubine with her milk!
The imperial harem had three thousand beauties, and none of them were easy to deal with.
Shen Yulou worked as a nanny during the day and a male postpartum caregiver at night. He originally thought that the palace would be easy to navigate, but he never expected that he could only survive in the cracks!
The Imperial Concubine needs to stimulate lactation, the Empress needs to prepare for pregnancy, and the Princess needs to learn a skill—Shen Yulou is finding it difficult to cope!
[Many children, many blessings + System + Empress + Satisfying story + Invincible]
Bad news: I, the deposed crown prince Jiang Yuan, am exiled three thousand miles away right from the start!
Good news: A stunningly beautiful empress has actually come to my door asking me to marry her!
On my wedding night, I awakened the [Human Race Inheritance] system!
As long as you have a child with the Empress, you will receive a hundredfold return!
My eldest son was born with the innate Human Emperor Sword Body, and I was directly given a hundred years of cultivation power!
My enemies sent a Golden Core expert to silence me, mocking me as just a powerless mortal.
Little did I know, my son, who was just a month old, casually waved his hand, unleashing a sword aura that stretched for ten thousand feet, instantly killing a Golden Core cultivator!
My second daughter was born, possessing the body of a hundred herbs, and I became a master alchemist!
The birth of my third son bestowed upon me a Daoist embryo of array formation, and I will wield the eternal killing array!
I am still just a mortal, but my children seem to be a bit too strong?
Years later, my arch-enemy led a million-strong army to the city gates, mocking me for having no cultivation.
Behind me, a group of toddlers, around a few years old, stepped out and asked in their childish voices:
"Father, which holy land will we destroy today?"
Gu Jiu's evil soul transmigrates to a high-martial arts world and happily acquires the identity of a super simp.
A young master from Beijing's elite circle is treated like a lapdog by a seemingly aloof college beauty.
The sole heir of the most powerful conglomerate family;
The only crown prince of the most powerful and aristocratic family;
The sole young master of the foremost martial arts family;
With such an impressive background, anyone who wants to be a simp can be one!
At the beginning, the school beauty asked Gu Jiuxie to buy luxury bags and sexy dresses to participate in the Crazy Horse Show to debut, but Gu Jiuxie resolutely refused and was bound to the villain's rage system.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for shedding your sycophantic image and completing your martial arts foundation. Reward: Thunder Spirit Sacred Bone]
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for retrieving your sycophantic items and humiliating the school beauty. Reward: Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Technique]
【bite......】
Several years later,
The academic genius, the war god and the king of soldiers, the divine doctor protagonist... all the chosen ones have become the dead souls under Gu Jiuxie's palm.
On the battlefield beyond the realm, atop the white bones, Gu Jiuxie slowly raised his head, looked up at the sky, and whispered:
If this world has lost its protagonist, then what about the upper realm?
[Cunning + Conquest + Summoning + Developing Power]
Xia Xuan transmigrates into the body of a prince of the Wu Dynasty, facing a choice between the [Supreme Wise Ruler Route] and the [Imperial Tyrant Route] at the start.
Caught in the vortex of power struggles, he did not hesitate to choose the latter, thus embarking on a path of tyrannical conquest.
[The Tyrant's Path: Suppressing all power, reigning supreme, believing my will is the will of Heaven, bestowing titles upon all gods, and suppressing all races!]
[Lie down for a day, Tyrant Points +5, plus an extra month of cultivation points]
[The Bronze Sparrow Terrace includes a femme fatale; Tyrant Points +999]
[Killed the emperor and usurped the throne, blood stained the palace, Tyrant Points +10000]
[Accumulate enough points to draw: Heroic Spirits of the Heavens, Heroic Spirits of the Army, Secret Realms of Heaven and Earth, Divine Artifacts of Creation...]
[Summoning Heroic Spirits] War God Lu Bu, the Bad Guys Organization, the Great Wall Army of Immortal Qin, the Holy Tang Poet Immortal, the Immortal Qin Killing God, the Luo Wang Assassin, the Divine Han Champion Marquis, the Beautiful Goddess of the Luo River, the Female General Lu Lingqi... Legendary divine and mythical heroic spirits [Summoning order is not fixed]
[Divine Objects] Bronze Sparrow Terrace, Netherworld Ghost King's Nest, Crowded Secret Realm...
Countless years later, Xia Xuan looked back at the vast empire he had conquered. As far as the eye could see, gods knelt in worship, divine generals were everywhere, and all races paid tribute!
What's wrong with being a tyrant who suppresses all ages?