Ye Ying traveled through Douluo and obtained a BUG-level cheat code, which enabled him to modify the plot.
Tang San was walking on the road, and Ye Ying turned him into a woman.
His martial spirit awakened, and Tang San was a little confused when he saw the blue silver fox he summoned,
especially because this blue silver fox was also intelligent. She called herself Liu Ruyan.
The first thing Tang San did after awakening his martial spirit was
to burn his house to relax, and then burn a village to cheer him up.
The father and daughter were directly imprisoned.
Tang San was fooled and was ready to kneel down and worship Yu Xiaogang as his teacher.
Ye Ying made a modification in return. Tang San turned his back to Yu Xiaogang and knocked his head on the back to ask Yu Xiaogang to marry her.
【Host, host! I might be late, but I, the Femme Fatale Conquer System, am here to accompany you!】
【Now, let’s first conquer Momoana, a legendary female emperor who boasts looks and wits.】
Shu Yichao: “Charge, my nomads! Show them our unrivaled archery!”
And so, Momoana died.
【My host, I’ll assume what happened earlier was an accident. We have to succeed for the next one. Our next conquer target is Purin, a lofty and cold sorceress.】
Shi Yichao: “Clear the mobs and stack skeletons! I shall bring the undead calamity upon the world!”
And so, Purin died.
【…Maybe you didn’t hear me clearly, my host. I said court her, not cull her. Our next target–】
Shu Yichao: “Build the hive and spam the worms. My hive mind shall devour the world! Who can compete with me?”
【…】
Shi Yichao: “Halleluyah! I have finally gotten rid of every single one of them! Speaking of which, System, it has been a long time since you last spoke to me?”
【I’m tired. Just go and destroy everything.】
(No national football team, no system)
Is there really a football genius among 1.4 billion people?
Yes, brothers, yes.
Chen Tao sacrificed his shooting skills in exchange for a ball sense that surpassed Ronaldinho!
Professor Wenger broke the defense:
"You passed 5 people in a row to the penalty area, why didn't you just shoot?"
Chen Tao: "Wouldn't it be safer to pass the goalkeeper and shoot at an empty goal?"
"Just say whether it went in or not!"
The peerless genius that Mourinho, Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp fought for
came out of nowhere!
Florentino: Spend 100 million to buy Chen? No, he is worth at least 200 million!
Ronaldo: "Messi? No, Chen is my only rival. I will definitely surpass him in the Ballon d'Or!"
When Chen Tao became the big devil of European football with his god-level skills.
The whole world realized that this was not his complete form?
…
"Sacrifice the header level in exchange for 100% shooting skills?"
"Sacrifice the interception level in exchange for Bolt's speed?"
"Sacrifice the flirting level in exchange for a body of steel?"
Sorry, please give me more!
As the king of football, I have been flirted with by girls, who else would flirt with girls!
Liu Wei transmigrated into a parallel world.
To his surprise, he discovered that all the games in this world required payment.
Buy-to-play single-player games, time-based billing, paid DLCs.
How could this be?
“We must let every gamer experience the joy of free games.”
“Every player is a precious asset to us game developers. What we need to do is make them feel the warmth of a god.”
Liu Wei said sincerely to the camera.
"Happy Landlord Showdown" surpassed 10 billion monthly active users, becoming the new trendsetter in gaming.
"Dungeon" dominated global gaming revenue for three consecutive years.
"Crossfire" was hailed by the media as the most successful shooting game of the past decade.
"League" became the most-watched professional tournament worldwide.
...
NetInfo Group’s new game, "Mythical Mountains and Seas", is about to launch its open beta this month. Gamers, please stay tuned for updates.
Whale player: “Another 1,000 packs of $100 microtransactions—this time I want VIP 12!”
Lucky player: “NetInfo’s games are really fun, and totally free!”
Hardcore grinder: “Out of the way, I’ve borrowed four more livers for this!”
...
Liu Wei: “I told you, our games really are free—not a single cent needed!”
Shiraishi Asu found himself reborn in a merged anime world—as a child incubus no less!
To make matters worse, his newly awakened "Daily Check-In System" kept rewarding him with... questionable abilities:
Hypnosis Series
Time-Stop Series
Tentacle Series
X-Ray Vision
Panties Notebook
"Lewdgan" (Seduction Eye)
"What kind of system is this?!"
Now, not only must he avoid ghouls, monsters, and demons who see him as a delicious snack—
He’s also stuck juggling affections between girls and mature women:
"Mrs. Yuigahama, I should go home… Lady Yukinoshita will get mad…"
"Mai-nee, I’m too young to play your lover in that drama…!"
"Tohsaka-nee, ‘magic recharge’ again?! Saber needs you too!"
A shota incubus’s struggle:
Surviving supernatural threats while escaping dubious rom-com scenarios!
(Genre: Isekai Comedy / Ecchi / Harem / Parody Crossover)
Ye Qiao woke up one day to find herself transmigrated into the role of a secondary character in a popular harem novel.
In the novel, whenever the little sister was in trouble, the second senior sister had to help. If the little sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister had to fetch it. If the little sister lacked spiritual roots, the second senior sister had to give hers up.
Ye Qiao was fed up. She abandoned her duties and fled down the mountain overnight. She was done being a tool for others.
…
Her new sect brothers were all great, but Ye Qiao, who knew the plot, realized they were all destined to be lovesick admirers of the novel’s female protagonist.
The gloomy and world-weary eldest senior brother was the ultimate love-struck fool who would sacrifice himself for the protagonist. However, since Ye Qiao’s arrival, he no longer seemed depressed or suicidal, but instead constantly yelled at her, “Just try skipping classes again!”
The second senior brother was a genius who, unable to break through a bottleneck, developed a heart demon and eventually died during a lightning tribulation. Ye Qiao tentatively suggested, “The way of the Tao is simple. Let go of desires, and you will find strength. Second senior brother, how about we just slack off together?”
Second senior brother: “…” That actually made some sense?
The third senior brother, a genius in alchemy, was a backup suitor who exhausted himself providing the protagonist with all sorts of elixirs, only to be told, “We are just friends.” After Ye Qiao arrived, his mind was solely focused on alchemy, diligently supplying elixirs to his little sister.
The fourth senior brother, born with innate sword skills, ruined his cultivation and destroyed his Dao heart for the protagonist. Ye Qiao seriously brandished a sword and said, “When there are no women in your heart, your sword will move with divine precision. Women will only slow down your sword.”
Fourth senior brother looked at the odd little sister: “?”
Since Ye Qiao’s arrival, they no longer revolved around the protagonist, causing chaos in the entire sect.
The original protagonist: “?”
Where is my charm? Why are all these people now revolving around a supporting character?
After waking up, Han Li found himself traveling to a parallel world.
The neon here clicked on the wrong cultural tree.
The comics industry has lost talent, with only Death, Fire and Ocean left. All the familiar works from previous lives are gone.
There is no JOJO, no Slam Dunk, no Death Note, no Freelian...
But Han Li is just a failed painter?
I am urged by the editor to submit my manuscript every day, but no one reads it when I hand it in.
The only thing he became famous for was when a well-known up-loader on Bilibili analyzed his paintings and found that there was not a single straight line in the entire work, making it a laughing stock on the entire Internet.
[Ding, the emotion value has reached the standard, do you want to redeem the complete collection of original paintings of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" (with Araki's 30-year-old painting skills + Kishimoto's perspective skills)? ]
During an interview ten years later, the reporter looked at this world-class cartoonist and asked respectfully, "Which work are you most proud of?"
Han Li smiled and said, "Next one."
What? This old thief has been creating masterpieces one after another for ten years. He just said Eva was his final work two days ago, but he changed his mind today?
The reporter asked excitedly: "What is the name of your next work?"
Han Li stretched out his fingers and counted carefully: "Fullmetal, Giant, Stone Gate..."
"Forget it, let's just use the giant."
Colleagues who were squatting in front of the TV waiting for Han Li to announce his retirement speech,
The vicious editor who has been trying to ruin Han Li's reputation for ten years,
JO fans who are still looking forward to the sequel of JOJO,
Once again fell into despair.
Life is like an empty dream, the good years and old age are just a blink of an eye, and only this moment is real.”
“My name is Baiying, Bai means pale, Ying means phantom, I have intermittent hysteria, I am a high school student, a warrior of love, very handsome, and the protagonist.”
“I have a nihilistic outlook on life, positive values and a metaphysical worldview.”
“This is a very everyday story - there is definitely no river of blood, corpses everywhere, mountains of corpses and bones…”
“I bet the author will go crazy before me.”
Baiying stopped writing, feeling that this introduction was great.
[Naruto, city, daily life, live broadcast, spoof, cool article, no conspiracy theory, not pure live broadcast,]
Qiu Li is a social phobic, but when Tongzi, who grew up with him, asks him to help with a live broadcast task...
He agreed. After all, he only needed to broadcast for one to three hours a month, watch short videos, and listen to novels, and the time would pass quickly.
On the first day of the show, everyone in the Ninja World, the Pure Land, and the Moon felt the deep malice from the Creator's World.
What is it like to play their memes in front of them?
Live broadcast content?
When everyone in the ninja world saw the modern short video that was too embarrassing to watch on the screen.
Kaguya scratched the moon's surface with her toes.
……
When everyone saw the spoof photoshopped picture of Ninja Shura wearing women's clothing.
Many people believed it to be true.
Ban's scalp felt tingling.
Konan: That masked man has been lying to us. He is not the real Uchiha Madara at all.
……
When everyone saw Kakashi give Naruto a Thousand Years of Death.
Four generations of couples...
……
After the first live broadcast, little Naruto, who was hated and rejected by the villagers yesterday, was surprised to find that he actually had many fans in the ninja world.
……
Uchiha Itachi also guessed the outcome of the future coup from the live broadcast, and he tried to make changes.
Fortunately, the result did not disappoint him.
……
Naruto's spoof videos and pictures, Naruto's fan fiction with full star reviews, Naruto's childhood, Madara vs Hashirama, the fourth generation vs the masked man, Naruto vs Toneri, Naruto and Sasuke vs Momoshiki, Death Gate Kaihuang, Sasuke and Peanut's famous scenes, Naruto and Sasuke vs Isshiki...
……
PS: This is not a live broadcast article!!!
Social skills, the art of judging people...
Mo Bai woke up and found that he could check other people's composition, including the Red Stone King, the Cyber Priest, the Paradox Society war criminals, the Wal-Mart plastic bags, the Goblins...
Moreover, after these components are deepened by him, they can also be transformed into various abstract abilities:
[○God, activate: Ignore the distance and force download ○God on other people's electronic devices]
[■Child's Whip Kick: Use a Whip Kick on a target, which will definitely trip it]
[Why is your head pointy?: Gain 80% drug resistance, but your head becomes pointy]
Just when Mo Bai thought that this golden finger was just like that, he gradually began to see some outrageous elements...
[Magical Girl][Giant of Light][Magnetic Field Madman][Stand User][Great Magician][Chun Nan Harvester][World Destroyer][The Savior of the World][The Unspeakable Thing]...
It turns out that it's not him who is complicated, but this world...
Is the end of the world coming? Are you free? Can you come to the rescue?
Do we need to save a world with such a complex composition? Hakimo, you bastard...
Many years later, when the Humanity Continuation Association was compiling the biography of the Savior King Mo Bai, they interviewed the girl who had cooperated with the Savior King many times in saving the world:
"Excuse me, what do you want to say to the Savior King Mo Bai?"
Facing the recorder's questions, the girl raised her fist in humiliation in front of the camera and shouted loudly:
“Don’t check my ingredients!”