The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.
Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.
Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?
Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.
Chen He: …
Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?
Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?
Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!
Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!
Chen He: Who…who are you?
Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!
Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!
Meet Gu Yu—a college dropout and a talented incense maker, and at the same time, the rather stoic protagonist of this story. Despite his somewhat introverted manner, he has a tendency to make sarcastic remarks in his thoughts. One day, after saving a squirrel, a windfall (metaphorically and literally) dropped into his lap. Stumbling into the cultivation world with little help, he was not turned into Superman overnight (as he would like). Apparently, becoming a cultivator would not make your life easier, at least in the beginning.
Somewhere along the road, he ran into Jiang Xiaozhai, a young woman whose got the brains, the beauty, and maybe one or two secrets of her own. As it turned out, the two made a perfect team—Mulder-and-Scully style. Motivated by many unanswered questions, they had been running up and down the country, getting into all kinds of trouble, and learning more of the modern cultivation world, which is by no means the same as in the ages long past…
She's a brilliant, cunning, and devilish instructor. A time traveler, a nine-year-old fool, the world's derision? See how she stirs up a raging tsunami, cultivates spiritual veins, seizes rare treasures, traverses seven kingdoms, and defies the world!
He's a ruthless, ruthless emperor, possessed of unparalleled wisdom. With a single swing of his sword, he slashes the clouds, summons all the princes westward, sweeps across the chaotic world, and brings the world to its knees!
One night, she stumbles upon a handsome man, and sees something she shouldn't...
Normal Version: Imperial ambitions... a dream for you, vast rivers and mountains... a home for you, immortality... just a wish to find you in your afterlife.
Three thousand miles of water, my love for you, even death in the underworld, will never cease.
"The condition is - I want him!"
Ming Xiyu pointed at the noble and luxurious tall man and smiled evilly.
He? Demon Doctor, do you know who he is? He is the third prince of the eight great gods, the gods and slaughtering the royal family!
No one dares to agree to this condition! His Highness the God is even more unlikely to agree!
"I do."
Everyone was shocked and dropped their chins. He smiled gently, but he had more evil intentions than her.
As for what he wants, he... only after taking action is taken.
After returning to his body Mingxi, he accidentally became a closed disciple of the Venerable Poison Doctor and became a demon doctor worshipped by everyone. From then on, the scumbag uncle was beaten up and the cousin was beaten; the green tea lotus bitch was kicked down, and the scumbag was unfaithful; the holy beast came to see the door and pretended to be cute pets, and the divine furnace came out of the elixir and knelt down to beg.
The two great doctors and drugs are superior to all the heroes, who will compete with you!
[One-on-one special favor, the man is strong and the woman is strong, and the male and female protagonist is clean in body and mind. 】
[1v1 sweet pet]
Luckily, Wen Xiao took his life back and embarked on the journey of working for the system.
A female partner who doesn’t want to counterattack is not a good employee!
A certain president: You are mine alone, good-for-nothing.
A certain prince: How about a princess being promoted to a queen?
A certain actor: Run after teasing up? nonexistent.
A certain zombie(???): You dislike me, why don’t you dislike me and kiss me?
Huh? How come these male protagonists are all alone? Still sick?
Wen Xiao said that he just wanted to go home.
But who will tell her why this deadly sick Jiao also came!
“Remember now?” Bingjiao BOSS took her into his arms…
[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]
This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"
Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.
However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.
——
"Have you heard?"
"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"
"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"
"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"
In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.
…
In the Law Enforcement Hall.
Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"
The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."
…
A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong
"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"
Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."
Countless years later.
A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.
—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.
—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)
When the Valoran Void Warrior, representing nothingness, arrives in the Devouring Stars world, all he can do is devour all matter to strengthen himself! Special life, devour! World beasts, devour! The primordial universe, devour! The origin continent, devour! Devour, and then, evolve! Truly, Devour the Stars
She was originally the head of a modern, reclusive family, but after traveling through time, she became the most useless person in another world?
Breaking off an engagement? Useless? Open your titanium eyes and see clearly!
I will make you fly to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun in a minute.
A red fan that conquers the world and cures all kinds of disobedience!
What? The emperor, respected by everyone, expressed disobedience?
A certain woman gave in, packed her things, and prepared to climb the wall to escape, but was caught red-handed.
A certain man smiled with unparalleled grace: "My lady, have you forgotten to take me with you?"
Gu Yan traveled through the book and became a top rich second-generation villain.
However, this villain is the number one bootlicker of the book's number one heroine, Shen Wan'er.
As expected, he later became a tool for the protagonist to show off and get slapped in the face, and ended up with his family broken up.
It just so happens that the [Universe Pure Love System] is awakened, and you can earn points by doing pure love things.
In order to change the ending, Gu Yan immediately decided to join forces with the biggest villain in the book - Leng Qingqiu.
...........
My name is Leng Qingqiu.
In order to find the murderer who killed my parents, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would let down their guard against me.
Just as I was secretly accumulating strength and capital according to the initial plan, a man walked into my world.
"Leng Leng, Qing Qing, Qiu Qiu, which one do you prefer me to call you?"
If you don’t like any of them, you’d better leave!
"Why aren't you talking? How about I call you wife and baby?"
Leng Qingqiu said, this man! Really annoying!
(Ninja Warrior + Single Female Lead + True Love + 1V1)
A wisp of soul accidentally traveled to the ancient times, and awakened in the body of the Azure Lotus of Creation, a wronged person who was struck by lightning since the day he was born. However, he failed to take over the Azure Lotus. Instead, the original Azure Lotus gained intelligence and transformed into twin lotus flowers.
I actually became a substitute.
As a shameless person who calls himself a time traveler, without any system or plug-in, Qingxuan dare not even think about dominating the prehistoric world, punching Hongjun, or stepping on the Three Pure Ones. He just wants to get some merits and get a certificate to protect himself, so as to avoid being judged as an illegal resident of the prehistoric world and dying under the thunder of the great Dao.
"Fellow Daoist, we are destined to meet." Unexpectedly, after carefully sneaking out of Buzhou Mountain, he met a big cheater.
Looking at this big guy who often plays the role of the ultimate sixth brother and the top villain boss in many novels, Qingxuan people are numb.
But I didn't expect that this big guy is such a nice person, very approachable. Could it be that the legend is wrong?
How can you tell the difference between true and false, real and fake when you are in the midst of it all?
(It's more traditional, no system, and has a female protagonist. In addition, I'm not very good at writing straightforward and cool articles, so please bear with me. The logic is online, the pace may be a little slow, and the introduction is weak. I'm looking for support. Thank you! Please don't criticize me too much.)