Shen Lang, who is plagued by misfortune, accidentally activates the Tribulation System. He can receive different rewards for each tribulation he overcomes!

Wherever he went, disasters followed, and to make matters worse, he was exposed live on the entire internet!

Neighboring auntie: Shen Lang has been unlucky since he was a child.

CNR host: The day he appeared, a meteor shower burst forth... aimed at me!

Netizens across the internet: What? Brother Shen is still having a run of bad luck today? Unfollow and block!

Da Xia official statement: We solemnly promise that we will never be the first to use Shen Lang.

192 countries around the world: Let's unite to boycott Shen Lang's entry and let him stay in Daxia in peace!

Shen Lang: Please, please let me go. I'm just a tiny bit unlucky.

The phenomenal variety show "Love In" has launched with great fanfare. Lin Xia was fortunately chosen by the directors to participate as an amateur. However, according to the contract, he was required to portray an unconventional character to highlight the excellence of the other guests. This included, but was not limited to, being a scoundrel, a low-brow, sarcastic, stingy, narcissistic, abstract, and annoying... In short, he was to play a supporting role, attracting negative attention. After the deal was completed, the production team promised to pay him one million yuan directly. The director said, "I know this might embarrass you, so you should consider accepting this contract..." Before the director could finish, Lin Xia signed the contract almost instantly: "Director, don't worry. What's the point of embarrassment? I can't just give up the money for the sake of face, right? Don't worry, as long as the money is in place, I'll even let you have a seizure on the show, not to mention abstractions!" The director smiled with satisfaction: "I've always thought you're capable, young man!" However, two days later, as the show premiered, the director was stunned by the sight of the young diva covered in cow dung. So, he asked, what? Lin Xia: ...I just wanted her to stay away from me, to avoid my online girlfriend misunderstanding me. Who knew she'd actually explode? Little Queen: So is it possible that I'm your online girlfriend? Lin Xia: ??? Director: ??? Everyone online: ??? Wait, this is a bit confusing, give me some time! …… ……

Others cultivate through comprehension, he cultivates through modeling;

Others rely on magical treasures to overcome tribulations, but he relies on calculations.

Others rely on luck to find treasure, but he relies on geological exploration and probability theory.

With his "spiritual energy dynamics," "array topology," and "elixir molecular formulas"—all considered outlandish and unorthodox by traditional cultivators—Li Haoran transformed a vague and illusory path of cultivation into a rigorous, precise, and quantifiable avenue of scientific research.

"Don't talk to me about the mysteries of the universe. In my eyes, everything can be quantified!"

"If there are bugs in the Heavenly Dao, I will personally debug them!"

[This novel is complete and currently being revised and bug-checked. Feel free to check it out!] My new novel next door, "The Funeral," is now available. It's related to folklore and horror. If you're interested, check it out! Yu Shu was a spirited and ambitious young woman, admired and basking in the limelight. However, when she was about to marry, her family was convicted of a crime. The men were beheaded, and the women were exiled. The once pampered young lady suddenly became a prisoner. On her way to the border, she saw a lady sitting in a luxurious carriage, dressed in a fine coat, with phoenix eyes and a white jade pipe in her hand, looking at people with cold indifference. She was choosing a concubine for her master. In a moment of impulsiveness, Yu Shu, desperate for a way out, knelt before her and pleaded, "Please, Madam, have mercy. I will serve my master and madam well." The lady lifted her chin, took her home, and made her a concubine to bring good fortune to her paralyzed master. The servants in the manor all pitied her for entering the household only to live a life of widowhood, but none of them knew that in the dead of night, she was truly serving the mistress. Only she knew how cold that white jade pipe was. A femme fatale x a scheming orphan girl. *No master, the master died long ago. *Happy Ending* Purely fictional, no real-life figures or historical events based on her. *I was just writing this to relax because I couldn't save up any more manuscripts next door—Pre-order dividing line— Synopsis of "After Becoming a Demon, I Offended My Master": Song Qixiang's master, Bai Qingshi, was the kindest person in the world to her. This aloof and ethereal beauty would take her hand, lead her back to the sect, guide her into the path of immortality, protect and pamper her in front of everyone, giving her the favoritism she had never dared to ask for. But in the end, Song Qixiang also died at her hands, pierced through the heart by an arrow, without mercy. Before dying, the usually frail and sickly senior sister took the sword given to her by her master, her face like a peach blossom, and said to her with a smile: Little Qi, thank you for nurturing my sword and helping me recover my cultivation all these years. "You've been a substitute for so many years, you're truly pathetic." Not far away, her beloved master was riding the wind away, without even a glance back. Song Qixiang's heart was ashen, and she died in despair and hopelessness. When she awoke again in a small fishing village, a hundred years had passed. Bai Qingshi had become the leader of the righteous path, with her senior sister always by her side, her status seemingly supreme. This time, Song Qixiang didn't hesitate; she turned to demonic possession, fighting her way to the Demon Palace. The once innocent and naive junior sister of the Dan Dynasty Palace had become the ruthless left protector of the Demon Palace. She wouldn't let these two be together; she would capture Bai Qingshi and find out who the substitute really was. —Bai Qingshi's most beloved disciple died a hundred years ago. When she heard the news of her death, she coughed up blood, stunned for half a day before finally snapping out of her daze. A hundred years later, the Demon Palace was ravaged. When Bai Qingshi saw Song Qixiang again, she had become a demon, ruthless and cruel. Bai Qingshi was somewhat shocked, having inadvertently fallen under Song Qixiang's spell during their fight. From then on, his dreams were filled with bizarre illusions, except for Song Qixiang, who remained clear-headed. Thus, Bai Qingshi clearly saw his disciple enter his dreams every day, tightly gripping his wrist, their intimate, submissive caresses accompanied by hoarse, aggrieved accusations: "Master, why did you lie to me?" *A cool, ethereal, and otherworldly older man (uke) x a cold, ruthless younger man (seme) *The seme was raised by the uke. *The seme's death is due to a misunderstanding, very melodramatic, with forced love, but not angsty. Theme: Breaking down feudalism and moving towards a new life.

Su Yuan committed suicide. When her father died, and she single-handedly dealt with the mess he left behind, she never considered death. When her jealous stepmother drugged her and sent her to the rival's bed, she still didn't think of death. From a pampered young lady protected by her father to a tool in her stepmother's trade, she gritted her teeth and struggled to survive. Those who hated her, and those she hated, were all sent to hell by her, yet she lost the will to live. But… Su Yuan opened her eyes, looking at the face she hated to the core in the mirror. Why had she become that disgusting woman, her stepmother? #Seeing myself acting stupid every morning##Really don't want to admit that the goofball was me in my youth# This story will be available for purchase on June 4th. A new yuri story about the possibility of raising a fox (a female character in a popular BL novel). The main character is the seme (dominant partner). Don't ask why there's a seme/uke distinction when everyone is the same person; it involves spoilers and I can't say. Readers' hearts can't handle rankings, please be lenient~ (* /ω＼*)

[HP Fanfiction] [No Female Lead]

A broken soul, having wandered for countless years in endless darkness, arrives at the warmest family in the wizarding world. He becomes the outcast of the Weasley family—Percy Weasley.

In this world where great power resides within itself, he will transform the magic wand in his hand into a long whip.

The hidden secrets behind pure-blood families: Is the Muggle world truly unaware of the existence of magic?

What earth-shattering secret is hidden behind the Philosopher's Stone?

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

(No poison, no cows, Starry Sky Railway, Taipusi the Lazybones, the leader of the Lazybones Sect, a retired Star Core Hunter, the protagonist's character is similar to the Lazy King)

Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, Fu Xuan, Yin Lang, Qing Que, Huo Huo...)

After leaving the Star Core Hunters, and following a one-month internship, I became a full-time fortune teller at the Taibusi.

He had intended to slack off every day, but his master, Jingliu, took the initiative to approach him.

Fu Xuan: Lin Chen, if you keep slacking off, your rent will go up next month.

Jingliu: Little apprentice, no slacking off. You have to swing your sword six thousand times a day to barely pass.

Silver Wolf: Hurry up and log in to fight the Ether Front!

Qingque: I am the leader of the Moyu Sect, but you are the sect master. Yet you have been working so hard behind my back.

Xia Yue felt that her life was as melodramatic as a novel. The home that had raised her for more than 20 years was not her home. She was a fake daughter.

After confirming that he was not really a child of the Xia family, he took the initiative to move out of the Xia family and make way for the real daughter.

As a result, he was knocked unconscious by something in the yard of his new home and was tied to a system.

This system is unethical and actually forces you to do tasks.

But the system didn't care and kept bothering her.

Xia Yue was so annoyed that she felt her head was about to explode.

So I decided to hand over the system.

Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall) is a hardworking forensic pathologist working within the police system. This allows him to conceal his secret identity—a cold-blooded killer—and use his position to target heinous criminals who escape justice. One day, just as he's about to execute a murderer... *ding*, system binding successful... Dexter's life undergoes a dramatic change.