The eldest disciple Ye Xiaoxiao, the fighting saint body, the legendary Feng Aotian, why are there words such as "blackened" and "sickly" behind him? Could it be that I want to raise a villain?
The second disciple Xia Xiaoman, the innate sword soul, the embryo of a natural sword cultivator, a hot-blooded character who is upright and incorruptible, turned out to be a road idiot and got into trouble all day long. Too much rigidity is easy to break!
The third disciple Qiu Bailu, the Yuanyin Taihe, if he had not died young, he would have been a giant in the future. How could he be a star of destiny with extremely low self-esteem?
It's okay, come to my school, all my disciples are blessed!
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Many years later.
Chen Liangshi looked at the crazy and crazy disciple in front of him, sweating.
How to solve it? Waiting online!
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ps: single female lead, each has their own path
"Big Brother Just Wants to Slack Off After Retirement" has been released, welcome to join
After Su Ming traveled through time, he has been doing nothing. His master passed away, leaving him with only a ruined sect and a cute little sister. The power transmission system is turned on. If you pass on your power to others, you can get a maximum return of a thousand times your cultivation!
Ding, the power transmission is completed, and the hundred times of cultivation is being returned!
Ding, the power transmission is completed, and the thousand times of cultivation is being returned!
Ding, the power transmission is completed,...
The disciples shouted, Master, don't pass it on, we have all become the Nine Heavens Immortals!
Please let us work hard to practice!
Su Ming almost got angry when he heard it. These disciples are really unreasonable. They still want to work hard? If you work hard, it will make the master look useless!
Zhao Mu traveled through time and space as a errand disciple of the Shengyuan Demon Sect, awakening the ten thousand times return system.
As long as you pay, you will be rewarded.
At the beginning, he helped the senior sister to practice, returned the Red Sun Holy Body, and became a hot commodity in the eyes of the senior sisters.
Teaching and imparting knowledge, returning top-level understanding, and practicing efficiency is improving by leaps and bounds.
Even the Demon Sect Empress treated Zhao Mu as a guest of honor.
"Brother Zhao, I want you to help me practice!"
"Senior sister, please respect yourself, I am a serious person!"
Lin Xuan was reborn.
No system, no cheats, no golden fingers.
But God gave him a perverted body.
The gears of fate also began to turn at this moment.
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Mu Qingtian: Brother-in-law, do you have a dream?
Lin Xuan: Yes, I want to show off.
Mu Qingtian: …
Lin Xuan: Showing off is a desire for dignity, a fantasy of reality, and a right to yearn for. What is the difference between not showing off and being a salted fish… Oh, my wife, why are you hitting me?
Mu Qingyan: Vulgar.
Lin Xuan: Yes, as a scholar, this is called showing off in front of others.
Mu Qingyan: …
From then on, Lin Xuan went further and further on the criminal investigation road of reasoning and solving cases!
[Refreshing article + brain-burning + slow-burning + wit battle + many reversals]
"When I thought death was the end, I opened my eyes and found that death was just a new beginning."
After Lin Yu was killed by the school girl he thought was confessing to, he found that he was not really dead, but came to a death game!
Only the winner can get the opportunity to "live again".
Fortunately, Lin Yu awakened the "only profession · fraudster"——
[As long as the lies are believed, they will come true! ]
Looking at other confused players, Lin Yu chose to pretend to be a god in the game for victory!
"Welcome to my game - lambs!"
And in the death games that followed one after another...
Lin Yu finally relied on [Fraudster] to become a real god!
I bought a pirated FM2007 (Football Manager) CD from a street stall. Less than a day after I installed the game on my computer, something strange happened. Carlos Bucero, deputy general manager of Real Madrid Club, came all the way to make a ridiculous request: "Li, please be the head coach of our club!" After careful and repeated reasoning, Comrade Li Tongfan finally discovered an absurd fact: everything that happened in the Football Manager game installed on his computer will be perfectly realized in reality without any difference... With a cheating device in hand, he can achieve an undefeated record through game saves, modify the database, and create countless football talents at will... Miracle, starting from 2006, all regrets about football will become perfect!
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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.
That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.
"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"
After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.
The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.
The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.
The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.
"Wait!"
"Something's off about these demonesses!"
However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!
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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]
Su Changge traveled through fantasy and awakened the 10 billion subsidy system.
As long as you give others opportunities, you can get subsidies, and there is a high probability of triggering subsidy rewards! When others are still fighting for a pill, Su Changge already has a big basket!
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Shenhuang Empress: Woo, Mr. Su, you even gave me the most precious opportunity to prove the Tao in the world. Only by giving yourself to me can I repay your kindness...
Daxu Immortal Emperor: Fellow Daoist Su is my great benefactor. I want to marry my daughter Shenhuang Empress to him!
Su Wei traveled through time with a bragging system...
Awesomeness 2: "I am a martial arts master with eighty years of internal strength." Trust: 0/50000
Awesomeness 3: "I have three million on my card." Trust: 0/30
"I have more than three million in pocket money on my card, isn't this a small amount of money?"
"Why are you pretending? V me 50 and see my strength."
"Tsk~ I'll give you five hundred! Line up, everyone has one!"
"Fuck, really rich guy!"
[Three million has been credited. 】
Su Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally it's done!"
What? You ask why there is no awesomeness 1?
"I was young and ignorant... Forget it, let's not talk about this."
The new book "Sports Medicine: Starting from the Trail Blazers Veterinarian" has been released~
Jiang Hao returned to become an NBA player in 2011 and tied to the opponent's CBA system. Since then, the level of players who played against him has gradually become outrageous...
Howard pushed Jiang Hao away, turned an empty basket into a layup, and transformed into Zhe Ling to eat cross-bridge rice noodles!
Thompson Thompson is always possessed by Jay, dribbling on a fast break and hitting his foot out of bounds.
Ray Allen missed three consecutive free throws? ? He looks very much like a Polish center.
Curry pays tribute to the hand emperor and passes to the opponent?
Irving layup butter hands....
James dunked on a fast break and missed the buzzer-beater to pay tribute to Zhang Zhenling?
The first of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the NBA: Stars who play against rookie Jiang Hao will definitely suck! !
Fans: All beings are equal, Mr. Jiang, he is not strong, but he can pull opponents to the same starting line!
Digital fans: What do you know, this is called a defensive stalwart!
Kobe: This guy is cheating!
Curry and Harden visited Mr. Jiang three times: Mr. Jiang!! Can you teach us defense? ?
Jiang Hao: I am the Waterloo of all superstars!
A generation of emperor father was born!