【Entertainment+Blind Man+School Beauty+Entertainment+Face Slap+10086】

My name is Chen An. I am a blind man. To be more precise, I am a blind man who endures the system's outrageous sign-in locations again and again in order to restore my sight.

But fortunately, there is a female Bodhisattva who has always been with me...

My name is Luo Shiyu, and I am a school beauty. I pushed a blind man down, and a sea of guilt overwhelmed me, so I decided that in order to compensate him, I would marry him.

However, this blind man's pledge of love seems a bit outrageous.

He sang at the intersection and his song "You Are My Eyes" made the whole Internet cry.

When participating in the Star of Tomorrow, Yang Mi got her entire face wet on the spot.

The poem "Blue and White Porcelain" was directly written into the textbook, ushering in a new era of national style trends.

One classic song after another made Chen An gradually ascend to the throne of the king of the country.

But he himself seemed a little unconvinced.

"Don't come over here. How can you team up to trick a blind man?"

"Some people believe in gods and long to enter heaven after death."

"Some people worship demons and want to turn the world into purgatory."

"And I, Len Albert, neither believe in gods nor worship demons, neither want to go to heaven nor hell, I just want to die and turn dust in this world as an ordinary teacher and student of witches."

Rabbit hunger disease refers to the phenomenon where if people only eat rabbit meat during a famine, no matter how much they eat, they will quickly starve to death. This is due to nutritional imbalance. However, eating only potatoes will not cause this.

Potatoes are a rare food that prevents starvation, almost meeting all the nutritional elements the human body needs to sustain life. In simple terms: potatoes are awesome.

Qiao Xuejun, a recent graduate in agronomy, just started her job when she unexpectedly transmigrated to the apocalypse and bound to a granary system.

The apocalypse is imminent, with extreme high temperatures, heavy rain, floods, snow disasters, acid rain, and mutated creatures. Extreme weather alternates, disasters are endless, and humanity struggles to survive with scarce resources.

System: Hoarding grain can be exchanged for a shelter; the more grain, the more advanced the shelter.

Hoarding grain and farming? This is a perfect match, my specialty!

As soon as she opened her eyes, she was tricked by her awful relatives into buying their unsold potatoes.

What a coincidence!

The potato variety is Holland No. 15, with a short dormancy period, strong disease resistance, easy to plant, and easy to store, yielding ten thousand jin per mu.

With a large warehouse, Qiao Xuejun bought them all out amidst her relatives’ gazes of them being a sucker.

System: Congratulations to the host for completing the pre-disaster reserve mission. Mission Reward: Shelter （Primary）. Only 1 day until the apocalypse.

[Fantasy + Immortal Cultivation + Gender Change + Marriage + Villain and Protagonist] My name is Shen Mingxin. Due to a car accident, I was reincarnated as the second young master of the Shen family in Beiyan City. Born into a family of immortal cultivators, I was supposed to have a bright future, a meteoric rise to the pinnacle of the immortal path. However, things didn't go as planned. I've been frail and sickly since childhood, with crippled legs that prevented me from standing upright. Doctors predicted I wouldn't live past twenty. I had no talent for cultivation, and my life would be a mortal. My parents sought medical treatment for me, seeing countless doctors and trying countless treatments, but nothing worked. I had given up, believing that living this short, ordinary life was fine. Then, when I was eighteen, a young man from nowhere came to my house, claiming he had a cure for my persistent illness. With a desperate hope, my parents invited him into their home to examine and treat me. And surprisingly, after his treatment, my ailment actually began to improve. But as the treatment progressed, I felt like my body was gradually undergoing changes that shouldn't have happened. "Song Tianshu, explain to me why I became a woman!" "Hehehe, what's there to explain? Since you've become a woman, then just be my wife!" "You! You're wishful thinking! Even if I die, I won't be your wife!"

Protagonists: Shen Mingxin, Song Tianshu

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

Tang Susu unexpectedly transmigrated into a school romance novel as the cannon-fodder female supporting character. Having only read half the novel, she looked down at the beautiful boy standing in the rain. Young and disabled, he had suffered countless injustices but never once complained.

Before returning to her original world, she decided to stay by his side and accompany him as he grew.

Three years later, she looked at him seriously and said, “You’ve become so amazing now. It’s time for me to leave.”

She hadn’t expected that the moment her words fell, he would go completely mad.

Only then did she realize — He Zhimou wasn’t a good person at all. He was actually a powerful villain capable of destroying the world.

Later, she saw the boy who had chased after her, his crimson eyes fixed on her. She stood on tiptoe and gave him a kiss. “Alright, alright, don’t be mad anymore!”

He Zhimou, once a disabled youth who suffered endless injustice, became ruthless and unhinged, wanting nothing more than to destroy this filthy world.

Then, he met Tang Susu.

For her, he was willing to live, to die, and to give up his desire for destruction — as long as she never left him.

P.S.: The male lead is not actually disabled.

Qiao Yu entered the world in the metaverse and obtained the hidden profession of Necromancer.

However, my intelligence and spirit were both 0 at the beginning, and I also drew a very strange talent.

In a rage, Qiao Yu added all his attribute points to strength!

Seeing Qiao Yu killing the world serpent Jörmungandr with one punch, the players in the other world went crazy.

"Brother, please stop fighting! You are a necromancer! Please summon an undead!"

"This isn't a necromancer, this is a hexagonal warrior!"

Ye Xiu: I have a friend, he is also a genius like you.

Huang Shaotian: Did you grow up eating octopus? All of you are tentacle monsters!

Wei Chen: I always thought that old Ye had the dirtiest heart, but today I found out that Ye Xiu is still too pure.

Han Wenqing: I won't go to the World Invitational Tournament, you beat him up for me.

Tang Rou: Let me beat you, and I will promise you.

Duan Yu: Sorry, I am a straight man like Ben Gang!

After waking up, Qin Mu traveled to the world of "The King's Avatar".

However, the original owner's hand speed was too poor, and he couldn't play the profession at all. Just when he was desperate, the god-level punch-in system awakened. As long as he punched in at the designated location, he could get rewards.

Since then, Qin Mu has embarked on the road to becoming a strong man.

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for getting the reward of god-level hand speed.

" "Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for getting the reward of mastering all professions.

" "Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for punching in in front of Xingxin Internet Cafe and getting the reward sign-in gift package.

" Ye Xiu: "If there is Yu, why is there Liang? It is our sorrow to be born in the same era as Qin Mu.

" Huang Shaotian: "Who said I talk too much? Compared to Qin Mu, I am simply an autistic patient."

Mu Cheng: "You are the real number one gunner."

In the last second, he was the godfather of Internet celebrities with a market value of over 100 million yuan, and in the next second, he was reborn in the United States in 1990! Looking at the squeaking "big-butt" computer and the "cat's meow" dial-up sound that could be used as a lullaby, Zhou Rui almost smashed the keyboard - with such a poor Internet speed, even a sloppy picture could not be loaded!

Where is the promised Internet boom? He originally wanted to take advantage of the Internet, but in this era where Internet speed is slower than a snail, Zhou Rui had to start from scratch to build the Internet.