System: Ding! As a hero, you must have enough courage to face anything! Because foolish mortals have angered the three legendary birds, the end of the world is about to come! Host, please use your gay love to calm their anger! Xiaoyu is in tears! Due to the battle between Groudon and Kyogre, the Hoenn region is about to be destroyed! Host, please use your strong body to stop them from going crazy! Xiaoyu is in tears! Because the creator god Arceus misunderstood that he was deceived by humans, he plans to destroy the world! Host, please use your pure soul to influence him! Xiaoyu has no desire to live! Xiaoyu: How can this be called a hero system? It's obviously a suicide system! System: Host, don't you know that heroes always die early? Xiaoyu: That makes a lot of sense, I am speechless! Woo woo~ Baby is in pain! But baby just won't say it!
Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.
But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!
[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]
From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!
Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."
The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.
Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.
The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!
When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.
Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:
"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."
"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."
"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"
He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!
【Cute Immortal Cultivator】 【Relaxed Entertainment and Funny】 【Family Love】 【Child-Raised Husband】
He has lived in the "sewer" of society since he was a child, but he didn't know that he had 8 peerless sisters.
The eldest sister is hailed as a business queen rarely seen in a century
The second sister is Mu Guiying in the army, commanding troops on the frontier
Third sister...
……………………
No one knows how many disguises this five-year-old kid has hidden.
The Chinese Phoenix Girl comes to visit, and she can make pills and forge weapons with ease.
Wang Xiaoke sighed sadly and said, "I don't need to be protected by my sister."
Do immortals need protection? I'm an immortal!
Alchemy, weapon refining, Chinese medicine, cultivation...
"Sixth sister, would you like to try the elixir I just made?"
"Second sister, would you like to try the magic crossbow I made myself? It's much more fun than a gun."
…
Facing the complicated gazes of his ex and the passionate attacks of his new fangirls, Lin Mo discovered that his journey on the Peninsula was a hellish peach blossom game from the very beginning! "You said you broke up for your dream?" "Then now, I will stand at the top of your dream."
Aoshu: "Whose family, counting up the past, hasn't had a powerful ninja? A miraculous bloodline? What? I don't have one?! I'll make one up!" Having traveled through the ninja world, becoming a ninja without a bloodline, a clan, or talent, Aoshu looked at his bloodline simulator. Heartbroken, he gnashed his teeth, seeing the disappointment of his bloodline ancestors! Change! It must change! Starting with my "father," who chose to be a carpenter instead of a ninja! Years later, Aoshu stood atop a stone statue in the Valley of the End, overlooking the ninja world, and said, "From the Six Paths Sage to the present, the history of the ninja world is vast, but it can be summed up in four words: bloodline limit!" "But... what is a bloodline limit? I will lead my bloodline ancestors to create a supreme bloodline network!" "A thousand lives are one life. They can wait as long as they want, until—a thousand flows...
[Decisive Killing + Multiple Female Protagonists + Explosive Upgrade]
Jiang Chentai traveled through the martial arts world, and after being seriously injured, he awakened his system and obtained a novice gift package and a martial arts scroll.
Open the novice gift pack and obtain the [Martial Arts Holy Body] destiny!
The Holy Body of Martial Arts: With extraordinary comprehension, he can understand everything. His heart of Taoism is firm and he will never go astray. His body can break the limit and bear infinite weight.
Obtain martial arts scrolls. Accumulate kill points to open the scrolls repeatedly. Currently, choose one of three.
1. Grandmaster Archery
2. Mighty Bull Demon Pill
Three: Physical enhancement
Please select...
From then on, Jiang Chen embarked on a path to becoming a martial artist!
Chen Feng traveled to a world where everyone worshipped martial arts and cultivating immortals. His previous life was a complete clown. He spent all his family wealth to help his girlfriend, the school beauty Tang Yurou, improve her cultivation. However, after Tang Yurou improved her cultivation, she cut off ties with him and caused damage to his tendons and veins, forcing him to wander in Qiongzhou.
After Chen Feng took over the body, he obtained the blessing of the "Martial Arts Krypton Life System", infusing his lifespan into martial arts techniques and obtaining corresponding skill upgrades. Lifespan can be obtained by plundering enemies.
He secretly vowed that in this life he would not only seek revenge, but also reach the pinnacle of martial arts cultivation!
"In my last life, I gave everything for love, but all I got in return was betrayal and death. In this life, I use the bones of countless thousands as steps, and the lifespans of my enemies to forge my path to martial arts godhood!"
(Family unity, parents, farming, many children, good fortune, golden fingers synchronize the talents of offspring, pure love not allowed)
Xiao Qingyuan was born into a second-rate Qi training family for eighteen years. His talent in the five elements and mixed spiritual roots was worrying. As the hidden branch of the immortal clan, the Xiao family's lack of resources was even worse. Seeing that there was no hope for him to become an immortal, unexpectedly, the elder brother Tianqin came to him mysteriously - Brother, do you want a wife or not?
The family is united, and the eldest brother refuses the marriage proposal because his fiancée is a mortal. Unexpectedly, his young wife has a special physique. Although she has no spiritual roots, she has spiritual eyes.
After the wedding, the protagonist relied on the mysterious treasure brought by the time travel - the reincarnation seal, to obtain the ability to copy and synchronize the talents and cultivation of his offspring, gradually rising up, marrying a wife and becoming the first immortal in the universe.
Spiritual eyes——eyes that can break through delusion. Spiritual eyes——eyes of destruction——double pupils.
Five elements spiritual roots - five elements true spiritual roots - five elements heavenly spiritual roots - chaos spiritual roots.
Spiritual bones - precious bones - innate Taoist bones - supreme bones.
…
Years later, when the Xiao clan was still quietly fighting and scheming on the fairy island in the sea, they suddenly looked back and discovered that the hidden immortal clan that was supposed to be their backup, the Qingxuan Xiao clan, had actually grown into a giant in the immortal world that they could only look up to...
The members of the main clan exclaimed: This can't be that waste~!
(Realms: Qi training, foundation building, golden elixir, Nascent Soul, spirit transformation, anti-void, fusion, great success, overcoming tribulation...)
Xiao Cha traveled to a parallel world, became an eight-year-old kid, and awakened the live broadcast experience life system.
Just experience different professions and you can get rich rewards!
only,
When Xiao Cha heard about the first profession he was going to experience, he was stunned!
"What the hell, you want me to drive a ride-hailing car and become a ride-hailing driver?!"
“Is this reasonable?”
"I'm only eight years old, eight years old!!"
"I dare to drive, but do the passengers dare to sit?!"
In addition to driving an online taxi, Xiao Cha also received job experiences as a food delivery driver, a boxer, and a locksmith...
The viewers in the live broadcast room were all stunned!
"You're not driving a ride-hailing car anymore, but delivering food?"
"This guy is eight years old? He's using an armbar, a killer move!"
"Oh my god, he can even pick locks. He even opened the bank safe?!"
…
Many years later,
Xiao Cha put his hands in his pockets and said calmly, "I was only eight years old that year, but my legend has spread in every walk of life!"
He's an orphan, abandoned by his parents and forced to work outside the orphanage to support himself. He's a 2.5-dimensional, pseudo-otaku. One day, a dramatic event takes his own life. He's chosen by a ruthless system to become its master, or simply the Lord God. From then on, he enters a different world, a different life, and a different experience. Embarking on a journey to become the Lord God—a girl? A daughter? A dimension?
It's all possible...
"Asuna! Yui took our panties again!!!"
"Mikoto...are these black ones...chickens?"
"Ram! You can't wash that dress! Rem! That's our sword, not trash!"
"Saeko-senpai, quickly grab Minami Rika and Shizuka-sensei, these two women are drunk again!!!"
"Hyori, Saten, Suguha... Damn it, blow her up!!!"
"Ikaros...can you give me this watermelon?"
"Uh... Tohka, um... it seems like there's nothing to cook... Hey hey hey, don't cry, don't cry, let's do it right away!!!"
“…”
However, it doesn't seem as serious as we imagined.
The system fainted in the toilet!