[A humorous story set in a courtyard house. If you don't laugh after reading it, leave a negative review.]
What will happen when Wang Dalong, the ultimate fun-loving man, arrives at the courtyard house?
Yi Zhonghai: I'm moving! I can't live in this shabby place anymore!
Sha Zhu: You can leave, but the old lady and the child can't!
Yan Bugui: I do some quick calculations, and it's time to pay protection money again.
Xu Damao: Dalong is my best brother!
Lou Xiao'e: Da Mao, it's time to take your medicine.
Liu Haizhong: Quiet down, everyone. We're starting a meeting now. The topic of the meeting is: How to exploit someone's family fortune!
Reincarnation Paradise Fanfiction: Transformation of an Ordinary Outer God (without a female protagonist)
Liang Ge, a factory worker who had been unlucky for many years, finally sat on the throne of workshop director.
A righteous dump truck ended his life, and when he arrived in the world of the Lord of Mysteries, he was kicked out again.
After being knocked unconscious with a hammer, he was taken away and became one of the most beloved children in the cycle of reincarnation.
Having just transmigrated into a slice-of-life anime world, I was passively bound to [Top-Tier Perception]. Whenever I want, I can hear Kaguya Shinomiya's heartbeat and calculate Hachiman Hikigaya's loneliness index.
I thought I'd landed a romantic comedy, but then the tone shifted completely! [Warning! Space is being distorted; high-dimensional energy intrusion detected!]
The next second, I, Gin, and a young version of Ai Haibara were bundled up and thrown into Silent Hill! [Quest: Survive for 72 hours!]
[The hostile hunters 'Dagger Squad' will arrive in 1 hour!] The monster roared, and Gin raised his hand and fired a shot to the head.
[Target scan complete... Conventional vital point assessment ineffective... Weak point located: three inches behind the lower back...]
"Don't hit its head, hit its waist!" I roared. "Bang!" The monster fell to the ground and turned to ashes.
I, Yu Ziqing, accidentally transmigrated to the demon realm, and my soul is now inhabited by a silly, mysterious woman. I'm desperately searching for a way back! In this world overrun by demons, Yu Ziqing is forced to become the second-in-command of a group of lesser demons. And who's the leader? Of course, it's his snake demon wife. I initially wanted to live a peaceful, flirtatious life with my aloof wife, but I've discovered that my strength doesn't allow me to be so low-key… P.S.: Lighthearted, slice-of-life, and absurd.
He, born with a destiny of privilege, transmigrated to a magical world and became a witch. But because of magic, the pure-blooded nobility had completely completed their privileged cycle from birth to death. Magic, like industry, should benefit the world; the world shouldn't be like this. Someone once said that some people want to live well themselves, while others want everyone to live as well as they do. This world may not care about one more witch, one more noble. But ordinary people care; they need someone to tell the world that mortals also have power! The steam engine! The revolution in transportation! The industrial revolution! The fusion of magic and industry! Muskets! Heavy artillery! Tanks! Fleets! History always advances on the edge of a sword, and dignity always reigns supreme! The clash of systems! The clash of muskets and magic! The clash of heavy artillery and mages! Steel eagles vie with dragons in the sky, tiger kings wrestle with behemoths on land. Science brings civilization, fleets grant power, nuclear peace is the truth! I bestow upon you war! To end war with war! If there must be a king, then why can't it be me? That's what Mitis said.
When Qin Fei went downstairs, he unexpectedly transmigrated into a sandbox survival game. Food and fuel shortages, hordes of zombies, the terror of the deep sea, the mysteries of the Ark, the corruption of Cthulhu and shadowy monsters—this is our sandbox era! Tentative worlds include: The Long Dark, 7 Days to Die, Terraria, Ark: Survival Evolved, The Forest, Don't Starve, Subnautica, Billions, Frostpunk, Minecraft...
Wang Yan unexpectedly transmigrates to a tribal era about ten thousand years ago, in a fictional world. Upon waking, he is plagued by hunger. Watch as he solves various problems, including food shortages, adapts to his new life, and leads his tribe to rise and become stronger. (No magic, no cultivation, no system, no cheat codes. There is war, strategy, and invention.)
Huang An, suffering from pancreatic cancer and facing certain death, suddenly finds a glimmer of hope: a vast, multiverse junkyard with the ability to travel between worlds. Seeking survival amidst death, Huang An uses this junkyard to glimpse a path to life. A true man, living between heaven and earth, how can he spend his days scavenging for trash? Future World Alloy Staff: Impervious to water and fire, incredibly hard, the first choice for fighting black-hat thieves. Expired Minor Rejuvenation Pill: Its efficacy reduced by 70%, it can open the eight meridians, increase qi and blood, and offer some benefit to martial arts. Beware of the side effects after expiration. Marrow Cleansing Pill Disguised as Trash: A flattened Marrow Cleansing Pill, taken with a small amount of warm water, can transform one's body, break through minor realms, and increase cultivation talent. (Gnawing...)
After the Fool's Mission failed and he witnessed the deaths of all his comrades, Zhang Zhiqing, the third bishop of the Deep Sea Church, chose to flee. In his panic, he stumbled upon the Ancient Relic System, whose settlement conditions were: "Summon players, three times, three times!" Helpless, pursued on the ground and caught in the underground system, Bishop Liberi became both the mastermind and the bird father, all to bring the Fourth Calamity, which had annihilated countless civilizations, to the Terra. But then... Sea Child player: Hehehe, the bishop has the Nascent Soul buff! All kin, let's go!! Felin player: Damn it, Sea Child is the version's chosen one! Strongly protest! Felin Pero has no human rights! Kuranta player: Agreed! It would be best to nerf the Sarkaz too! Not much to ask, just let them wield guns! Agor player: Damn it! Sleeping with a Primal Stone all night without getting infected! I want to use magic! I want to use magic!! Sarkaz player: Magic? Is it that hard? *Dulin players are crying in the bathroom: "Newbie here, is this game grindy?" "This game isn't grindy, and it doesn't force you to spend money. You're so beautiful because you love your work, and so cool because you voluntarily pick up trash. I'm not saying anything more, I'm going to go work for the Bishop. If we work hard for another year, the Bishop's wallet will double in size!!"
I've been transported to a world ravaged by natural disasters. No worries, I have the Everything Enhancement System.
"Ding! Enhancement complete. The dried rat has been enhanced into a high-energy bar!"
"Ding, enhancement complete! Fitness skills enhancement is now a basic training method!"
"Ding, enhancement complete. Temporary shelter upgraded to safe house!"
A natural disaster has struck, and the disaster has discovered that something's off about the art style here!