Soul traveled to the Naruto world, Chiba chose to become a medical ninja in order to escape the war.
As a result, the [Rescue the Dead and Rescue the Wounded] system was accidentally activated. As long as you treat the wounded, you can get various powerful rewards.
Since then, the ninja world has had a helpful guy.
Orochimaru: Half of Nawaki's body is burnt, there's no way he can be saved.
Chiba: No, it can be saved.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Senju bloodline (and Tsunade)! ]
Nawaki: Lord Sakumo's body is already cold, let's collect his corpse.
Chiba: No, it can be saved.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a physical enhancement (can open six doors)! ]
With a blood moon in the sky, only half of Madara's body was left, and he was about to die from chakra exhaustion.
Everyone: Great, Uchiha Madara finally...
Chiba: No, it can be saved.
Everyone was shocked: No, you have two arms, why did you save him? !
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Samsara Eye and the power of the Six Paths...]
…
After receiving numerous rewards, Qianye suddenly discovered:
Those Otsutsuki who claim to be gods seem unable to withstand even a single attack from a medical ninja like him
Jiang Xu participated in the Global Web Drama Competition. While other teams were shooting romance, science fiction, and suspense films, he took out "Warhammer 40K"!
When the virtual helmet is activated, the Horus Heresy begins, the Custodes cut through the demons, and the Space Marines roar "For the Emperor!"
The judges collectively collapsed: "This is a skit?!"
The audience swiped the screen like crazy:
"The Mechanicus has rewarded a rocket, asking for the STC template!"
"Khorne gave a thumbs up, but complained that the blood was not enough!"
"Where is the Astartes registration office? Waiting online!"
"Emperor: I won't sit on this toilet anymore, I want to watch the sequel!"
"Slaanesh: More pleasure shots!"
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Jiang Xu looked at the audience who were broken in their defense.
Smiled: "Don't worry, Guilliman's return hasn't been filmed yet..."
[Naruto, city, daily life, live broadcast, spoof, cool article, no conspiracy theory, not pure live broadcast,]
Qiu Li is a social phobic, but when Tongzi, who grew up with him, asks him to help with a live broadcast task...
He agreed. After all, he only needed to broadcast for one to three hours a month, watch short videos, and listen to novels, and the time would pass quickly.
On the first day of the show, everyone in the Ninja World, the Pure Land, and the Moon felt the deep malice from the Creator's World.
What is it like to play their memes in front of them?
Live broadcast content?
When everyone in the ninja world saw the modern short video that was too embarrassing to watch on the screen.
Kaguya scratched the moon's surface with her toes.
……
When everyone saw the spoof photoshopped picture of Ninja Shura wearing women's clothing.
Many people believed it to be true.
Ban's scalp felt tingling.
Konan: That masked man has been lying to us. He is not the real Uchiha Madara at all.
……
When everyone saw Kakashi give Naruto a Thousand Years of Death.
Four generations of couples...
……
After the first live broadcast, little Naruto, who was hated and rejected by the villagers yesterday, was surprised to find that he actually had many fans in the ninja world.
……
Uchiha Itachi also guessed the outcome of the future coup from the live broadcast, and he tried to make changes.
Fortunately, the result did not disappoint him.
……
Naruto's spoof videos and pictures, Naruto's fan fiction with full star reviews, Naruto's childhood, Madara vs Hashirama, the fourth generation vs the masked man, Naruto vs Toneri, Naruto and Sasuke vs Momoshiki, Death Gate Kaihuang, Sasuke and Peanut's famous scenes, Naruto and Sasuke vs Isshiki...
……
PS: This is not a live broadcast article!!!
Li Qing, now the world’s top arms dealer, suddenly receives a letter from Yang Mi—along with a shocking revelation: he has a three-year-old daughter.
Three years ago, due to a twist of fate, Yang Mi and Li Qing had a child together.
Bound by a harsh contract and in the most dangerous phase of her life, Yang Mi has no choice but to seek out the biological father of her child.
Once it's confirmed the child is his, Li Qing—king of the arms trade—immediately transforms into a full-time stay-at-home dad!
All because of one sentence from little Xuan Bao’er:
“Daddy, I don’t want Mommy to be bullied by them...”
And then—
Jiaxing Entertainment is bought out for 3 yuan.
Beijing elite Chen Arthur gets both legs broken.
Old-school Beijing bigwig Feng “Pants” publicly apologizes... and vanishes.
The entire entertainment industry undergoes a brutal purge.
From that moment on—
Capital powers in Shanghai begin to tremble:
“This guy... he’s not someone we can mess with.”
Beijing political circles avoid him like the plague:
“Not being able to find out who he is... is scarier than knowing.”
High-level elites whisper:
“Getting involved with him? Nothing good comes of it.”
Meanwhile, Yang Mi holds Xuan Bao’er in her arms, looking stunned:
“Sweetie... what exactly does your daddy do?”
Ye Qiu transmigrated! He arrived in a vast, primordial world, in an age where all races were recovering from a great calamity.
His lineage was impeccable:
His father was the Great Demon King Jubing (Resister of the North), one of the Seven Kings of the Border Wilderness.
His mother was the sole heir to the Tingchao (Tide-Listening) Sword Pavilion.
And his maternal grandfather? The legendary Master of the Tingchao Sword Pavilion himself, an old Sword Immortal whose very name struck terror into the hearts of his foes.
It was a dream start – with such a background, even a dog would know how to coast to success!
But Ye Qiu quickly realized things weren't going to be that easy.
He found himself stranded in...
Apocalypse + Not a Saint-type protagonist + Rebirth + System + Dimensional Space + Hoarding Supplies + Hoarding Beauties
In his previous life, Li Shaluo had no special powers and was among the lowest-tier survivors in the apocalyptic world. He was betrayed by his girlfriend and even castrated by his own subordinates.
Before the end of the world arrives, Li Shaluo is reborn and acquires a system. With a dimensional space in hand, he begins frantically hoarding supplies.
Five thousand McChicken family buckets hoarded daily.
One thousand servings of spicy crayfish hoarded daily.
Five thousand pounds of various marinated and cold dishes hoarded daily.
...
Of course, besides stockpiling food and resources, Li Shaluo also plans to hoard beautiful women. In his past life, he was just an ordinary man without powers. This time, even if he still can't awaken powers, he will be surrounded by the most powerful and beautiful female warriors.
Extreme cold!
(This book has no threshold for reading)
It is an anime fanfiction, but the original narrative, the game is 99% realistic, and those who like sports articles and watching games can read it.
"The volleyball hasn't landed yet, and the game hasn't ended yet!"
A height that overlooks all living things, a speed as fast as the wind, a force as powerful as thunder, a strong psychological quality, and a ball IQ that controls the overall situation.
I have all of these, so I should be the champion!
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Ushijima Wakari, Kiryu Hachi, Sakusaya Seiomi, Koutarou Koutarou...
These national-level aces all regard the same person as the strongest enemy.
Oikawa Toru, Miya Yu, Kageyama Tobio, Izuna Palm, Kozume Grin...
These most unique setters all have a great interest in the same person.
Kaedehara Taichi, starting from Aoba Johsai, became the world's strongest ace.
Shut your mouth. If you keep this up, I’ll kill you," threatened his peerlessly beautiful master’s wife, hellbent on eliminating this "disaster" of a disciple.
Meanwhile, a princess wondered: "Perhaps he is the one fate has destined for me."
In this vast world of cultivation, saints of unparalleled beauty roam, enchanting fairies captivate hearts, and prodigies emerge in droves. Amidst it all, an ordinary boy must navigate clashes with these extraordinary figures. Will he ignite the spark to rise above and forge his path as the strongest cultivator?
(System flow + cognitive dislocation + skill fusion + reversal of tragedy + parallel time and space)
Chiba Xuanyi traveled through the Naruto world, but was bound to a stubborn "alien system" that firmly believed that this was a world under one person!
"Chakra? This is called innate energy!"
"Ninja? This is an alien organization!"
"The tailed beasts? They're obviously fairy spirits!"
Faced with the system's outrageous misjudgment, Xuanyi can only bite the bullet and practice "Threefold Reverse Rebirth" in the Naruto world, use "Tongtian Lu" to draw sealing techniques, and use "Kushi Senteng" to fight against the Impure World Reincarnation.
What's even more outrageous is that all the tasks issued by the system are messed up:
Save Hatake Sakumo? "Stop the Eight Great Techniques Inheritor from Committing Suicide"
Change Nohara Lin's fate? "Intercepting the Medicine Fairy Society's human experiments"
Chunin Exam? "Rakuten Daijo Preliminary Tournament"
When the system unlocks the "Parallel Spacetime Rescue" function, Xuanyi is forced to travel through the various tragic nodes of Naruto:
Watch the ending of Naruto vs. Sasuke in the Valley of the End
Watch the finale of the duel between Hashirama and Madara at the Valley of the End
Save Jiraiya in the battle with Pain
Used to save Neji's life during the Ninja World War
Save Uzumaki Naruto's parents during the Nine-Tails Rebellion
Get rewarded and become a world changer.
One goddess took the water to drink.
Two goddesses scooped the water to drink.
Three goddesses scrambled for the water to drink.
Four goddesses...
Five goddesses...
"Fuck! Damn it! Don't come! There's really not a drop left!"
Looking at his empty refrigerator and lockers, with no embers in front of him, Hephaestus, the god of fire and forging, wanted to cry but had no tears. Since he extinguished the fire and traveled through time, his biggest worry was his relatives, sisters, aunts, aunts, grandmothers, etc., who often came to his temple to eat and drink, take things, and even refused to leave.
Especially as time went by, the number increased, not only relatives and friends, but also gods from other mythological worlds.