First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

[Illustrated] [Collection] [HP] [Magical Illustrated] [Not with the protagonist] [Super Magic Change]

With the magical atlas in hand, you can unlock the mysterious magic world and collect magic from all over the world. It is a great satisfaction for collectors like us!

Magic world, I, Anthony, am here!

"Unlocked the illustrated guide [Hogwarts Train] reward [Advanced Alchemy]"

"Unlocked the illustrated guide [Ultra-Ancient War Fortress: Hogwarts] reward [Ultra-Ancient Magic]"

"Unlocked the illustrated guide [Demigod Realm: Forbidden Forest] reward [Genesis]"

"Unlocked the [Three Deathly Hallows] illustration reward [Gate of the Underworld (Ghost Gate)]"

…

As Anthony unlocked more and more illustrations, suddenly one day, Anthony discovered that he seemed to be invincible.

Then one day.

"Unlocked the [Core of the Planes] reward [Gate of Space and Time]"

Anthony: Oh wow~ New world, here I come!

(The introduction is seriously inconsistent with the text. Please see the text for details. There is no reason. The author is just so naughty.)

Dumbledore quickly grabbed Orion who was about to cast a spell.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Alas~ It's not appropriate to do this in broad daylight. Fiendfyre is a powerful dark magic and can't be used carelessly!"

Orion nodded and said, "I understand, Principal. We can let him go if we carry some people on our backs, right?"

[Single Female Lead], [Le Ziwen]

A time traveler who was sent into another world by a dump truck, with an unreliable grocery store system.

While eating barbecue and humming a song in his small home in the valley, the old man with a crooked nose suddenly put a wizard hat on him and said that he wanted to start school early.

For thousands of years, names like Merlin, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw have illuminated the magical sky.

In the past hundred years, Grindelwald, Dumbledore, Voldemort, these names, whether good or evil, have been guiding the direction of history.

And when Kyle opened the door to magic

A floating island rises before the eyes of billions of Muggles and wizards

He knew that a thousand years later

He is a legend!

Originally, I just wanted to be an ordinary academic genius, planning a perfect life with science and reason. But when I was eleven, an owl told me that the world doesn't actually follow science. [Ding! Hogwarts notification detected! Academic Genius System activated!] [Newbie Task: Before the start of the semester, please complete a comprehensive preview and theoretical mastery of Hogwarts' first-year Charms.] While Harry was still confused about his origins, while Ron was still worried about not getting chicken legs, while Hermione was still buried in her books in the library… Eli had joined Slytherin, defeated Malfoy, and Snape was so enraged that Dumbledore listed him as a top priority! Eli: "I just want to study hard, why do people always think I'm trying to cause trouble?" Harry/Ron/Hermione: "Eli is truly our most reliable leader! He always sees through everything!" Daphne/Luna: "He's so charming!" Snape: "That little rascal, damn it, he's even more talented than Lily..." Dumbledore: "Hmm, this year's Hogwarts is really energetic." Inventing "Magic QQ," he accidentally became the richest man in the wizarding world. He founded "Wizard Canyon," inadvertently changing the way the entire wizarding world entertains itself. ... Eli feels innocent: "I'm really just a good student who loves studying and researching!" This is a story about a protagonist who just wanted to develop quietly, but accidentally shocked the entire wizarding world and ascended the throne.

[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Green, people from the Ministry of Magic call you the most terrifying, evil, and powerful Dark Lord in history. What do you think?" Green: "These are slanders and slanders against me by the Ministry of Magic. They They are just jealous of my talent." Greene "I advise these officials of the Ministry of Magic to behave themselves, reflect carefully, and not to make such mistakes again in the future, to be clever, ah, uh... The magic world should value peace, practice martial ethics, and not engage in quarrels. ." Reporter: "Mr. Green, why did the Dementor...

Hermione Granger always thought she was incredibly hardworking in her studies, even to the point of being obsessed, until she met Lin Yue…

A study fanatic, a meticulous machine, a tireless monster—that's how students describe Lin Yue.

A well-behaved student who follows the rules, and an extremely rare genius—that's how the professors describe Lin Yue.

Until they peeled away Lin Yue's outer layer and saw her scarred core.

“You can’t survive on just high scores anymore, so stop and take a break, okay?” — Hermione Granger

"Life isn't just about moving forward; pause for a moment and appreciate its beauty." — Albus Dumbledore

The blue nine-magatama Rinnegan, with a fat, silly and cute duck god standing next to it.

Until one day, Voldemort and his army of Death Eaters surrounded Hogwarts Castle.

Our little Sith was guarding the castle gate alone.

"Tom Riddle, today you will feel what true despair is!"

"Psyduck, Freeze Ray!"

Poor Bellatrix was frozen into an ice sculpture.

"Senjutsu, Wood Release, True Thousand Hands!"

"Susanoo!"

Chen Hao stood on top of a hundred-meter-high Susanoo Buddha, looking down at the shivering Death Eaters below.

"Are you ready?"

Inside the castle.

Luna: "Sith, you're so handsome!"

Hermione: "Harry, are you sure your cousin is human?"

Ron: "Harry, a new generation of Dark Lord is born, although this guy is a bit flat!"

Li Wei, a Chinese, entered Hogwarts in 1971 and graduated from Slytherin House. Twenty-one years after graduating from Hogwarts, he was accused of "spreading and proliferating the Dark Arts" and, after defeating nine Aurors sent by the British Ministry of Magic to arrest him, was personally summoned by Dumbledore and forced to become the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. "First-years, Professor Hooch, who is in charge of flying, told me that she is not feeling well today, so both flying classes this afternoon will be replaced with Defense Against the Dark Arts. The same applies to second-years; Professor Trelawney, who is in charge of Divination, senses that her fortune is not good this month and she is not suitable to teach. For the next month, you will not need to attend any Divination classes. Please remember this and make sure you don't go to the wrong classroom." "NO!!!!!!!!!...