"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"

"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"

"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"

...

"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"

"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"

...

"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."

"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"

...

"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"

"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"

Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—

and brings a whole new style to the school.

[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

[All-star + Popular + Breaks Up Official Pairings + Personalized Settings + Brainless] Orion Malfoy, Draco's younger brother, possesses an angelic face bestowed upon him by Merlin, enough to leave everyone speechless, and a mischievous heart that enjoys watching others rage. A spoiled and unruly boy.

He imagined his daily life at Hogwarts would consist of: using the sweetest smile to carry out the most ingenious pranks, making Longbottom cry with his brother, and enjoying Malfoy-style privileges and luxury.

However, things seem to have taken a bit off track?

Why do some people blush and feel their hearts race instead of getting furious after he plays a prank?

Why did the twin brothers whistle and give him candy after he mocked "poor Weasley"?

Why did his attempt to trip up the savior result in a stammering Christmas gift instead of a glare?

And Professor Snape, with that complicated look in his eyes, was he trying to lock him up or brew him a health potion?

Orion looked at the increasingly bizarre "heartthrob" script, tilted his pretty little head, and revealed a naive yet wicked smile that could make any professor's heart skip a beat: "Oh? This seems... even more interesting?"

(No system + villainous protagonist + ensemble cast) (PS: Several million-word HP novels already exist, feel free to read) Kong En, Chinese. He entered Hogwarts in 1971 and, after graduating from Slytherin, joined the Ministry of Magic as an outstanding graduate. Using his memories, he helped Fudge become the thirty-second Minister for Magic, earning him a close confidant. To counterbalance Dumbledore, Fudge sent him to Hogwarts as a "Senior Investigator," while Kong En, seeking further advancement within the Ministry, chose to use extreme exam-oriented education methods to rapidly improve student grades, thus enhancing his own political standing. "Now, I will issue the Ministry of Magic's 'Education Order No. 23'!" "Hogwarts will be under closed, centralized management." "Boys will have buzz cuts, girls will have short, shoulder-length hair, uniform hairstyles, uniform clothing." "Timers will be installed in the toilets." "Male..."

Upon entering Hogwarts, Andre discovered that his spells possessed their own independent thought. When practicing the Glowing Charm, it disapproved of Andre's weak magic, roaring, "At the end of the path to immortality, who reigns supreme? A glimpse of glowing light, and all is vanity!"—That very night, a divine light pierced the Forbidden Forest, alarming the entire Ministry of Magic. When practicing the Ironclad Charm, it scorned Andre's poor defense, working through the night to comprehend, "Crimson Spear, Immortal Shield, slaying all Celestial Kings and annihilating the Nine Heavens!"—The next day, Voldemort's Killing Curse struck it, leaving not even a mark. Andre trembled, staring at his wand still frantically chanting "Involution, Cultivation, and the Evolution of the Imperial Scripture." "Headmaster, before I learn Avada Kedavra, is it too late to expel me?" "That thing says it's going to sacrifice the entire wizarding world for its ascension!"

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

Relaxation + delicious food + healing, the taste of magic.

Ye Tao, a recent graduate of New Oriental Chef Academy, shared delicious food with his friends in this magical world, exchanging stories and experiences. The Hogwarts farm became the focus of their conversation.

Originally, I just wanted to be an ordinary academic genius, planning a perfect life with science and reason. But when I was eleven, an owl told me that the world doesn't actually follow science. [Ding! Hogwarts notification detected! Academic Genius System activated!] [Newbie Task: Before the start of the semester, please complete a comprehensive preview and theoretical mastery of Hogwarts' first-year Charms.] While Harry was still confused about his origins, while Ron was still worried about not getting chicken legs, while Hermione was still buried in her books in the library… Eli had joined Slytherin, defeated Malfoy, and Snape was so enraged that Dumbledore listed him as a top priority! Eli: "I just want to study hard, why do people always think I'm trying to cause trouble?" Harry/Ron/Hermione: "Eli is truly our most reliable leader! He always sees through everything!" Daphne/Luna: "He's so charming!" Snape: "That little rascal, damn it, he's even more talented than Lily..." Dumbledore: "Hmm, this year's Hogwarts is really energetic." Inventing "Magic QQ," he accidentally became the richest man in the wizarding world. He founded "Wizard Canyon," inadvertently changing the way the entire wizarding world entertains itself. ... Eli feels innocent: "I'm really just a good student who loves studying and researching!" This is a story about a protagonist who just wanted to develop quietly, but accidentally shocked the entire wizarding world and ascended the throne.

[Single female lead, Hibiscus, a genius protagonist. The story will try to follow Rowling's original character traits as closely as possible, though some elements may be added by the author.]

Having been reborn into the world of Harry Potter, Raven only wants to live a happy and joyful life with his family and friends.

So Hogwarts gained a little badger who always acted on his whims.

Harry: Where's Raven? I want to see if he'd be willing to help.

Ron: He seems to have gone fishing in the Black Lake.

Harry: But I just checked the Black Lake, and it's not there!

Ron: Maybe he went to have hot pot with Hagrid? He always says that having a fish hot pot after swimming is very comforting.

......

Dumbledore: Raven, you should continue to create a few more spells so that you have a very good chance of getting a Merlin First Class before your fifth year.

Raven: But Professor, I don't want to continue. I've become more interested in alchemy and fishing lately.

Dumbledore: Your interests are very varied.

Raven: Yes, but I feel like fishing will be a long-term hobby of mine. Those damn fish just won't bite. I think I need to learn some new techniques to deal with them.

......

Grindelwald: You possess the immense talent of Raven, you...

Raven: Sorry, Mr. Grindelwald, I'm not really interested in the greater good.

Grindelwald: But war between wizards and Muggles is inevitable.

Raven: Let the people who should be worried about this worry about it. I'll bend over if the sky falls.

Grindelwald: ......

......

[Invincible protagonist][HP fanfiction][Making money][Refreshing read][Single female lead][Slytherin]

Travel back in time to Harry Potter, and acquire magical skills by spending gold!

From then on, the art style of the magical world completely went astray.

Only I know that I just want to make more money, and incidentally... become a god.

Years later, Voldemort, wielding the Elder Wand, roared at me, "How dare you oppose the Dark Lord!"

I sighed, and behind me slowly appeared a skill tree, illuminated in gold and stretching across the sky.

“Sorry, Mr. Tang,” I snapped my fingers, “but you’re preventing me from making money.”