"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

Cheng Li woke up to find himself transported to a courtyard house world, having activated a narration modification system. Modifying narration earns him plot points, which can be used for lotteries and skill point allocation. Thus, Cheng Li began his various operations in the courtyard house, and his arrival threw the entire plot into chaos! Initially: "[Tonight, when no one was watching, Liu Guangqi left a letter and left the courtyard house with his wife!]" After seeing the information on the screen, Cheng Li pondered for a moment and changed the word "没" (méi, meaning "not") to "所" (suǒ, meaning "where"). "[Tonight, Liu...]"

Chihaya Himegami couldn't understand why her mother insisted she attend this meritocratic school and even brought her a maid. What puzzled her even more was why her admission documents listed her gender as female! And what baffled her most was why girls still wanted to date her even though she was dressed as a woman! Hayasaka: That being said, Onee-sama, the head of the family didn't ask you to have a harem here.

What to do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: "Steal someone else's." What to do when there's no one on board? Allen: "Dig someone else's." What to do when there are people but no supplies? Allen: "Rob a warship." Treasure, famous swords, Devil Fruits, where do the women come from? Allen: "Brothers, look! There's a transport ship that's practically floating on air, it has everything!"... Transmigrating to the world of One Piece, relying on Baki's cheat abilities to rise to power in the East Blue, starting with just his fists, he steals everything—people and ships. My name is Allen, and I advocate for freedom. (A million-word completed high-quality One Piece fanfiction is already available; readers are welcome to jump in and get crazy!)

Wang Jie, who had just been reborn, was completely bewildered to find that he had actually won the NBA championship. Although he won it as a benchwarmer, it was still a championship! When the system distributed the championship rewards, the five consecutive ultimate skills that could boost his and his teammates' attributes by 20% made him think, "The championship is really awesome!"

Mom and Dad aren't home. I'm all alone. Lonely and passionate. Suddenly, I get a crossover anime chat group where I can chat with anime girls. But why did it turn out like this? Homura Akemi: No! Absolutely not! I will never fight you again in this life! Skill activated! [Rebellion of the Little Toe] Everyone present will twist their little toe, so painful that they can't move. Madoka Kaname: Ability activated! [I am your father!] The target must call the caster "father" and automatically hand over their money! Kazuma: I've had enough. I can't move for three minutes, two minutes and fifty-nine seconds of the battle! Take this! [Shared Underpants Curse!] Everyone present will instantly feel their underwear tighten, causing them to lose their ability to move. Ken Kaneki: YA☆DA☆ZE! Ability activated! [Encirclement of Allies!] Launches an ally to cause a powerful attack! Leng Chang: ? RNM! All of you stop! Ah! Why am I glowing?! Damn it!

In the Galar region, Bea, the Fighting-type Gym Leader of the Ancient Town, possesses Machamp; her four arms can deliver 1000 punches in two seconds. In the Kalos region, Champion Diantha's Gardevoir can distort space with psychic powers to create black holes. In the Kanto region, Sabrina, the Saffron Gym Leader, can single-handedly seal off an entire city with her psychic abilities, making her stronger than most Psychic-type Pokémon. Pikachu: Why are you telling me all this? Ash: These future opponents will be your responsibility, partner. Pikachu: But I'm just a random electric mouse you see everywhere on the street! Ash: Let's start with the weaker ones. Ash: On the left is Gyarados, 6.5 meters long and weighing 2.5 tons. Ash: On the right is Onix, 8.8 meters long and weighing 30 tons. Ash: Have confidence in yourself, partner. Pikachu: =_= God's data panel and miscellaneous thoughts

Lin Feng transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, only to find himself transformed into a soul beast with no strength whatsoever, except for his cuteness. Fortunately, during a foraging trip, his cuteness earned him a Saintess, Bibi Dong, as his human servant. Having died from overwork in his previous life, and finding the outside world far too dangerous, Lin Feng, after awakening the "Idle Fish Sign-in System," became increasingly lazy and irresponsible each day! Who would have thought that Bibi Dong could hear Lin Feng's thoughts? "Little Fengfeng, give me a hug!" [A little tighter, hug me tighter!] "Little Fengfeng, a maid brought over a bowl of soup. Do you want to drink it together? After we finish, we'll go see our teacher!" [Shapi, what are you drinking? That's a sleeping potion! If you drink it, you'll be waiting to be... you know... done to you by your beastly teacher!]... Bibi Dong: "Little Fengfeng, you're truly a lucky star for our Spirit Hall!"

Multiple female protagonists + historical battles + time travel and Mount & Blade + gacha system + comedic generals

Jiang Yu, a modern-day couch potato, wakes up to find himself in a medieval village.

He was attacked by bandits who massacred his village at the start of the game. He initially tried to hide in a cesspool to save his life, but unexpectedly activated the [Overlord System].

As a result, my hand slipped and I put all my skill points into [Polearm Mastery].

Thus, the most outrageous "God of War" in history was born—wielding a pitchfork, crying as he killed, his movements fluid and graceful, his expression utterly cowardly!

"Don't come any closer! When I go crazy, even I'm afraid of myself!"

"System, you call this a cheat code? This is a crippled system!" (His hands tremble like he has Parkinson's when he holds any weapon except for polearms.)

However, this is just the beginning...

The summoning function was enabled, but the summons yielded only bizarre generals: Pan Feng, the peerless general; Mi Heng, the king of empty talk; Xing Daorong, the post-2000s general...

Even more absurdly, the way the girls in this world look at him is strange—cold and aloof older women, tsundere knights, and yandere doctors.

And so, Jiang Yu, leading a group of eccentric generals and a problematic female protagonist, began his unconventional path to supremacy—

Others fight battles with strategy, he fights with unconventional tactics!

Others recruit famous generals with charm, he recruits them with... unlimited food!

Others build nations with iron-fisted methods, but he builds his nation with... a battlefield of heroines?

"System, are you sure you didn't give me the wrong script?"