Li Xiao returned to his hometown, inherited a zoo, obtained a system, and started a live stream of his pleasant daily life at the zoo. He would pet tigers, tease eagles, and rescue some wild animals. Unbeknownst to him, he became known as the last cultivator on Earth.

Audience member: "This guy can communicate with animals!"

Li Xiao: "I don't understand animal language."

After saying that, he started to educate the giant panda about rare animals, letting the giant panda do whatever it wanted, regardless of what level of protection the animals were, since it was already at the maximum level!

Audience member: "The zoo director is so poor, the zoo is almost bankrupt."

Li Xiao: "I'm not poor, I'm just not interested in money."

After saying that, Li Xiao caught a bluefin tuna worth 21 million, the most expensive in the world!

Audience member: "Is the headmaster actually a cultivator?"

Li Xiao: "Young people, you must believe in science!"

After saying that, Li Xiao, holding the golden eagle cub that had fallen off the cliff, leaped down...

The newly created group number is 1062516790. It's very pink and cute, so hurry up and get on board!

"Welcome to Xiaoqi's paranormal investigation livestream! Today I'll be taking you on an adventure to this famous paranormal location!" The host, Wang Qi, was enthusiastic on screen, but behind him lurked numerous ghostly figures and indescribable, bizarre creatures, gathering around him with sharp claws and fangs… But Wang Qi simply waved his hand casually, and these terrifying beings vanished into thin air. "As everyone knows, there are no ghosts in this world…" Wang Qi confidently declared to the viewers.

[Variety Show][Live Stream][No Female Lead][Entertainment Industry][Character Collapse][Lezi Literature]

Lin Yimian, a recognized "good-looking but useless" celebrity, was so lazy that she was voted by her haters to appear in the final episode of the deadly variety show "It's Your Turn"!

The entire internet was waiting for him to fall from grace, but he instead revealed an account book even cleaner than his face and a medical report as pure as water, becoming "the last saint in the entertainment industry"!

He accidentally activated the [Fun Person System], which allows him to see through all the cracks in people's personas!

Endorsements for top luxury brands? Leading male lead in a top-tier script? Regular guest at the center of a wildly popular variety show?

I don't want Lin Yimian at all, just let me be the permanent observer of "The Mirror of Character Revelation"!

There's only one requirement: the show must be recorded while lying down!

Thus, the most emotionally charged live-streamed variety show on the entire internet was born.

Top celebrities pretending to be dedicated to gaming?

A melancholic humor stand-up comedian with a strong, independent persona?

Did the movie star steal a life and pretend to be perfect?

Are the bigwigs trying to silence them?

Lin Yimian lay back in the chair and lazily began to speak:

"You could be the next one to collapse!"

When his predictions came true every time, he became a mirror reflecting the true nature of the entertainment industry.

Capital trembled, top celebrities knelt, and the entire internet cried out: "Please stop lying down, get up and keep hammering!"

Lying flat is an attitude, collapsing is professionalism!

"Ding! One wild boar has been hunted, and 180 cooking methods for pork have been obtained."

"Ding! A jungle deer has been captured, and a secret aphrodisiac manual has been obtained."

"Ding! Killed an alligator, obtained..."

"bite......"

After gaining fame, Mu Qing helplessly discovered that despite her desire to become the God of the Wilderness, she could never escape the label of "mukbang" (eating broadcast).

"Pan, according to fans, you've gained weight in the wilderness?"

"It wasn't me, I didn't do it, don't talk nonsense Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"

"Really? I don't believe it."

[Refreshing and entertaining] + [Humorous] + [Livestream] + [No romantic pairing] + [Lighthearted]

Su Yun travels to a parallel world and participates in the program "The Strongest Challenger," where he draws the profession of "scrap collector."

From the moment they found the Type 38 rifle, things started to go awry.

Police: "You're a ragpicker, why do you keep getting into trouble with corpses?"

Netizen: "I asked you to collect trash, not to solve a case!"

Military: "Holy crap! All beasts are paying homage! The Imperial Seal of the State! The tomb of the Qin Dynasty emperor!?"

Research Institute: "Damn it! You even managed to find nuclear bomb design blueprints?"

...

Su Yun's influence is growing, and his fame is increasing!

One day, when Su Yun once again picked up the iron arm clamp, slung the basket over his shoulder, and embarked on his journey of collecting scraps...

The government could no longer sit idly by: "Young friend Su Yun! Why don't you go abroad for a trip?"

Lin Chen transmigrates to a parallel world in America and is forced to participate in the 14th season of the "Living Alone in the Wilderness" show. From an underdog street food vendor, he becomes a wilderness culinary master! Slippery moss, colorful poisonous mushrooms, and rotting, foul-smelling wood are transformed into tempting delicacies in his hands. Lichen and seaweed soup, stir-fried bonito flakes, crispy wood worms, tender beggar's chicken, oven-roasted duck, double-pepper rabbit, steamed eggs, crystal vegetable dumplings, pan-fried salmon… While other contestants are still gathering berries to stave off hunger, Lin Chen is already stuffed. He catches migrating salmon in the frigid Alaskan wilderness, hunts porcupines, snatches prey from the jaws of tundra wolves, and even creates a climax by using a hunting bow and kite to kill a black bear with exquisite skill! The show becomes an instant hit upon airing, with viewers praising this god-like figure from across the ocean…

Xiao Fan was just an ordinary outdoor streamer, livestreaming himself catching rabbits and stealing bird eggs, but his streams were not very popular. But tonight, after being transported to another world, he successfully awakened a treasure-hunting system, gaining the ability to see with discerning eyes! His mysterious gaze allowed him to see ancient female ghosts, evil spirits of Japanese pirates, and even ginseng, lightning-struck wood, ebony, ancient wolf fangs, and even… a thousand-year-old tomb deep underground! A wondrous world deep beneath the earth! “Hey guys in the stream, send some rockets!” System: The stream is booming! The host has gained a large amount of [Popularity Points], which can be exchanged for treasures in the [Mall]. “Luoyang Shovel? Five Poisons Scripture? Omnipotent Compass? Immortal Arts? Hahaha!” “The Earth's Core, here I come!”

"Master, I've been having trouble getting cold water in my teeth lately, can you help me change my luck?"

Xiao Han glanced at the debt collector beside him and calmly said:

"Just give me the 550,000 yuan compensation for the employee who died suddenly, and give me another 50,000 yuan."

"Master, my father keeps appearing in my dreams after he passed away. Does he have any unfulfilled wishes?"

Xiao Han glanced at the angry ghost beside him and said awkwardly:

"Hurry home and see, your wife is cheating on you in front of your father's memorial tablet."

"Master, I've been away from home for many years. Can you tell me if my parents are still alive?"

Xiao Han glanced at the three victims beside him and silently dialed 110:

"Sit still and don't move. I'll have someone transfer some money to you."

"Master, one of our undercover agents has been murdered, and his body is missing. Can you help us with a divination?"

Xiao Han stared at the police officers who came to his door, momentarily stunned...

Arrest drug dealers, solve cold cases, and uncover spies.

Xiao Han offended all sorts of vicious people on his own. One fan jokingly said, "Master, if you keep playing like this, you'll get retaliated against sooner or later. So I've already bought a suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument)."

That day.

The dead drug dealer actually turned into a vengeful ghost.

In front of many viewers in the live stream, they came to demand Xiao Han's life.

Hundreds of thousands of audience members even took out their suonas (traditional Chinese wind instruments).

They were preparing to play a mournful dirge.

But I never expected it.

Under the watchful eyes of countless people, Xiao Han suddenly snapped his fingers. With a "snap," countless golden talismans materialized out of thin air around him...

Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a talent broadcaster.

Unexpectedly, on the way back to my hometown for the Chinese New Year, I accidentally activated a "listen to advice" system.

As long as he listens to advice, he can receive various system rewards.

So, at the suggestion of his enthusiastic followers, he started by setting off a firecracker to blow up a dog bowl.

As a result, they accidentally shot down a drone in the sky.

Seeing this, a fan in the live stream immediately commented, "The streamer is so good, why doesn't he create a missile to make a name for himself instead of staying here blowing up dog bowls?"

Soon, Su Yu, heeding advice, created the Qian Xuesen ballistic missile (skyrocket version), the three-stage propulsion separation system (skyrocket pulse version), and the pulse blast engine (skyrocket max version), shocking a group of fans.

The top-ranked viewer in the live stream suggested that since he was already involved in the aviation field, he should try painting instead.

Soon, color-changing ink, engraved templates, and 3D anti-counterfeiting technology also began to show results under Su Yu's research.

As brand-new US dollars successfully passed through the printing press, fans across the internet cried out, "Streamer, stop! The FBI is everywhere outside!"

The second-ranked brother suggested that if you want to rediscover the joys of childhood...

Soon, cardboard Gatling guns, fully automatic rifles, and origami RGPs that could fire were born!

Netizens commented: "From plastic to iron, from glue to welding, three prison meals a day. You provide the gunpowder, I provide the carbon, tomorrow you'll be at least eight and a half years old!"

...

Years later, when Su Yu, who has over a billion fans worldwide, was asked by a reporter how he managed to become a sensation across the internet and become the most popular streamer in just two years, he was met with a different response.

He replied modestly, "Listen to advice, and you'll eat your fill. Me, the anchor, I'm someone who listens to advice!"

Lighthearted and humorous + rural daily life + abstract dad + reverse parenting + women but no female lead

Also known as "Playing the Kids Off: Why Study, Just Farm with Dad" and "Fatherly Love and Filial Piety: An Abstract Father and Son That Makes the Whole Internet Laugh".

As families become increasingly unstable, a live-streamed variety show about families has emerged.

The first place was all about eating, drinking, and having fun every day;

The second family, a couple who split expenses equally and are fully committed to raising their child;

The third shop, they split a dollar in half to spend it;

The fourth one:

Lin Xian retired at the age of 30 and lived off his parents, raising his children in the countryside to farm.

Netizens angrily denounced him as a complete waste of space!

Unexpectedly, Lin Xian raised an eyebrow and said, "You have a really good eye for people!"

People gradually discovered:

Lin Xian goes up the mountain to catch pigs, goes down to the river to catch fish, plays music for chickens, lets dogs pull skateboards, and slaughters free-range chickens and pigs on the spot; fruits and vegetables are picked fresh...

My son Chenchen has high emotional intelligence, good health, can cook, can farm, and loves learning...

City dwellers were suddenly overcome with apprehension: Isn't this the life I've always longed for?

After going out to record, the father and son, Lao Liu, became even more unstoppable, and their abstract talents were fully unleashed!

Relying on abstract, imaginative ideas, sharp-tongued commentary, and an attitude of effortless success...

Lin Xian has become a new top celebrity!