When a young genius Taoist priest is sent to Hogwarts to study magic…

What kind of interesting things might happen?

Or what strange challenges might he face?

As a Taoist, of course it's totally reasonable to catch ghosts, grow vegetables, and cook meals.

Dementors? What’s so scary? I’ll just tame one as a pet!

Hogwarts is a food desert? Leave it to me!

Lots of ghosts in Hogwarts? No problem, I’ll perform rituals to send them off!

Huh? Such a big forest and no one’s farming it? What a waste!

What’s in your cauldron? Brother, that smells amazing!

I heard Professor Snape has someone he loves deeply? Let me play matchmaker!