"Hello everyone, my name is Bo Feng, and I'm a child with a mother but no father. My mother is Poseidon, one of the three peerless Douluo masters in the world, and my father… Shh! Mother forbids you to ask! Bo Feng: Mom, who exactly is my dad? Poseidon: You're not allowed to ask that question again! Bo Feng: ?… To unravel this mystery, Bo Feng resolutely stepped into the mysterious and unpredictable Douluo Continent. One day, when Bo Feng revealed his hammer-like martial soul in his left hand, everyone present was shocked."

In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...

Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?

The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.

Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.

Asuka the girl: I don't understand?

All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!

......

By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.

Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?

Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?

Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.

(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)

(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)

A heatwave swept in, and the apocalypse quietly arrived, followed by torrential rain and extreme cold and darkness. Jiang Ning, who was struggling to survive in the post-apocalyptic world with his uncle's family, was ultimately pushed off the plane by his cousin and drowned in the mud.

When she opened her eyes again, she was back before the apocalypse. This time, survival was the priority. Looking at the 300 million yuan that she had managed to scrape together through a combination of deception and trickery, she waved her hand and ordered, "Stock up on everything! Grains, oils, seasonings, snacks, fruits and vegetables, medical supplies, and famous wines from home and abroad!!"

In this life, she has no worries about food and drink, plenty of equipment, and a handsome young man by her side. She is determined to live to 99!

Flowers bloom halfway, the Kaguya-sama sky stretches endlessly. Snow falls, whiter than linen, feathers fall, longing and affection endure. A youth campus romance novel. Involves elements of Oregairu, Bokuto!!, Saekano, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, Honkai Impact 3rd... 1. This book relates to quantum mechanics, magic, and Honkai energy. 2. Most of the female leads are initially very likable; the reasons will be explained later. A true harem. 3. This book is written with love; if you don't like it after a few chapters, please delete the book and leave. Don't criticize it unnecessarily.

Reporter: "Mr. Daidouji, many people say your policy platform is too radical. What's your opinion?" Daidouji Sousuke: "The more they oppose me, the more it proves I'm right." Reporter: "And some people say that after you joined the Metropolitan Police Department, the level of crime in Japan suddenly escalated. What's your opinion on this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "This proves that our law enforcement methods are still too lenient and haven't deterred criminals." Reporter: "Then could you explain why your election opponents are often involved in inexplicable murder cases? How do you control all of this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "Sorry, no comment." Watching this finally revealing scoundrel leave, Daidouji Sousuke sternly ordered: "Come on, take Conan to this reporter's house for two days..."

Passerby A: "Madam, I love you!" Reid: "..." Passerby B: "Madam, I've brought you some water!" Reid: "..." Passerby C: "Madam, open the door, your package!" Reid: "..." Passerby D: "Madam, I heard your pipe is broken, I've come to fix it for you!" Reid: "Go to hell, all of you!" ———————————— Transformed into a yuri (lesbian) relationship, not single, not getting married

[Alternate Universe + Lighthearted + Funny + Dark + Silly]

This is a casual, slice-of-life story intended for lighthearted entertainment. Please refrain from negative comments if you don't like it!

I woke up to find myself transmigrated into the body of the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty!

The moment I transmigrated, my cheat system was about to fail me?

【bite!】

[Detected that the randomly transmigrated host's background is powerful enough, the system is automatically deactivated...]

What is that?

Damn it, no way! System, I'm telling you, be kind!

A moment later,

Run, you damn system, keep running, let's see what you can do!

From then on,

An all-powerful prince has appeared!

Fine wine! Delicacies! Cement! Lipstick! ...One after another, groundbreaking products were invented.

My father asked me what I was doing.

I'm building a business empire!

The courtiers asked me what I was doing.

I'm building an industrial giant!

I've traveled back to the Three Kingdoms period and just happened to witness Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei's oath of brotherhood in the Peach Garden! Luckily, my father is the county magistrate! Come on, arrest this unlicensed shoe seller Liu Bei and throw him in jail! I'll take Zhang Fei and Guan Yu for you!

Don't worry, I'll quell this chaos!

"With sword in hand, he reigns supreme over the Three Kingdoms."

Three years ago, Hachiman Hikigaya transferred to Haneoka Academy due to family reasons. Three years later, gravity detectors worldwide detected a distortion in Tokyo's gravity field. How could this be? Even a peerless powerhouse with a million horsepower couldn't have done this! I saw it! At the center of the scene were the melancholic gravity-type characters, each with their own unique techniques, their fighting spirit and endurance astonishing everyone. Soyo: Don't talk about him (Hachiman) like he's yours in front of me. Takamatsu Akari: A lifetime is a lifetime, a year, a month, a day less doesn't count as a lifetime. Goto Ichiri: I promised Nijika, even if I break your legs, I'll bring you back. (Ends band) "Quack, to witness a battle of the strong, even death would be worth it!" Related to: *Lonely Rock*, *Mygo*...

[Fantasy cultivation + multiple female protagonists + saintess pursuing + system + lighthearted + slow pace + not an invincible novel] [Like the old book, it still features multiple female protagonists with romantic storylines, not a Dumas novel where everyone is pushed around]

The Lingyuan Continent, where the immortal realm has collapsed and ascension is hopeless.

Chang An, who was reincarnated, finally waited for the system that had been stuck for many years to finish loading.

But this guy who came all the way from Earth has some problems...

[Urban God's Counterattack System: Helps the host rise to become a male god, with luxury cars, mansions, and beautiful women, reaching the pinnacle of life.]

"Master, I've been transported to the world of cultivation by the Great Luck! This isn't China."

[Weight Loss Mission: Maintaining a healthy and acceptable weight is a basic requirement for a male god. Please lose weight to 155 pounds.]

Chang An looked at his six-pack abs and thought, "I'm no longer the chubby kid I used to be, but you're still the system from my past life."

But after he was unexpectedly drained of his weight by a certain saintess and completed his mission...

Congratulations on winning: a McLaren GT sports car and a 188-square-meter three-bedroom apartment!

"What use would I have for this thing!"

[World anomaly detected, data corruption, currently being corrected...]

[The reward has been replaced with: a Primordial Magic Treasure Flying Sword and a Portable Cave Abode]

Huh? Chang An stared into thought as he looked at a series of comeback tasks such as [Muscle Shaping] and [Outfit Transformation].

Thus began his life as a male god in the cultivation world, seducing holy maidens, and incidentally reviving the immortal realm.

...

This book is also known as "In the World of Cultivation, the System Helps My Male God Make a Comeback?"

"The Cultivation World's Male God Makes a Comeback? System Master, You've Used the Wrong Cheat Code!"

Urban heartthrob: It's reasonable for him to win over a few fairies, right?