"They've always been women, from the beginning. How could they have been influenced by me?" "They're always saying they'll do anything for their whole lives. Doesn't that sound ridiculous?" "Women are born liars. They say I'm crazy, that I do perverted things to them. How is that possible?" "I'm just a crepe seller. How could I have that ability? That's all the simulators!" On a Tokyo street, a young man, leaning against the wall and clutching his waist, emerged from a basement, looking frail. "Mr. Lu Li, are the online rumors that you're Toyokawa Shoko's dog true? And there's also the rumor that you're two-timing. Can you explain?" "It's not true. Shoko is my dog. Men should stand up, not kneel, understand?" "And... I've never been two-timing. That's a rumor." "Then could you please tell me the truth?" "Of course!" Lu Li cleared his throat. "I've always been two-timing. How could it be two?!"

Transmigrating to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, Lu Yu activated his simulator. [Simulator Starts] [Host, please, as a gentleman, guide the heroines in the simulation to the path of health!] "Ms. Kiana Kaslana, I am enchanted by your beauty." "Bishop Theresa, I'll wait for you in the church tonight." "Raiden Mei, you don't want your father to go to jail, do you?" "Queen Silin, I'm your dog tonight!" Lu Yu: "My dog ​​system took my blow. Where's the gentleman you promised me?" (This is a fan fiction with a lot of dubious settings. Don't stumble into it.)