The first rule of the Bai family's scumbag rules: Never be hypocritical; always reciprocate with sincerity. A wolf's heart will only earn you a dog's lungs. The second rule: Always take the initiative and never be a simp. In ancient times, ancestors would knock out passing girls, carry them home, and have countless descendants, while the honest neighbor who diligently helped with the farm every day was childless. ...This is the story of a scumbag living in a crossover anime world. By the way, are mentally challenged demons protected by law?