"Professor McGonagall has detected a tabby cat form, forced to masturbate for 30 seconds, reward: transfiguration talent!"

"A handicapped Voldemort was detected, help install the nose, reward: Parseltongue talent!"

"A domesticated phoenix Fox has been detected, and the domestication has been completed. Reward: Phoenix Nirvana!"

Looking at the heaven-defying missions released by the system, Rolf Scamander fell silent... He really didn't want to be expelled from Hogwarts!

我被霍格沃茨开除了？

I was expelled from Hogwarts?

iwasexpelledfromhogwarts我被霍格沃茨开除了？

System: “My s*upid Host, do you desire Ninjutsu?”

Host: “NO! I long for girls, the kinds that are soft and cute!”

System: “When you become the strongest in the Ninja World, at the

pinnacle, you can have whatever you want!”

Host: “Then Ninjutsu is what I long for!”

“我愚蠢的宿主啊，你渴望忍术吗？”  “不，我渴望妹子，很软很萌的那种！”  “当你成为到忍界的巅峰，最强的你想要什么就有什么。” 　　“那我渴望忍术！” ……               
              
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木叶的上下五十年

Konoha’s 50 Years

Hogwarts is a strange place. The demon king who failed plastic surgery was eliminated from the job search. The white-haired old man wearing two layers of wool socks is still too cold in summer. The potion professor who never washes his hair is afraid of going bald, and the key keeper loves to play dragons!

William wanted to spend seven ordinary years, until that night, the door handle of the college lounge was stolen…

霍格沃茨是个奇怪的地方。整容失败的魔王求职遭淘汰。套着两层羊毛袜的白发老头，夏天还嫌冷。从不洗头的魔药教授怕秃顶，钥匙管理员爱撸龙！威廉本想平凡度过七年，直到那夜，学院休息室的门把手被偷走……（书友群号：605848137）               
              
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