On a certain year, month and day, the Foreign Affairs Reception Hall of the Space-Time Administration.
Fan Wubing stood stupidly at the window of the Exit-Entry Administration Department, waiting for the clerk to review his visa.
“Reborn?” The clerk looked through the information and asked without raising his eyes.
“Yeah.” Fan Wubing nodded.
“Are there any advantages?”
“What?” Fan Wuyi was puzzled.
“For example, have you studied international business? Do you know computers? Can you hack technology? None? Are you a graduate student in the Department of History? Have you ever been a researcher in the chronicle of science and technology? Have you understood the trend of the world economy in the past 30 years? Business? You are such a waste! So what are you going to do?” The clerk was a little annoyed.
“I have helped others to launder money before.” Fan Wuyao replied cautiously.
“Is it easy to do?” The clerk is very interested.
“Of course it’s not easy to do, and it is often pursued by Interpol! But the rate of return is very high!”
“Then after you are reborn, will you repeat this kind of work with a very high risk factor?”
“I won’t do anything to kill me, I’m going to let others launder money for me.” Fan Wuyao clenched his fists and replied very firmly.
With a slap, the clerk stamped a big red stamp on Fan’s visa and passed the review.

某年月日，时空管理局外事接待大厅。        范无病傻乎乎地站在出入境管理部的窗口，等待办事员审核自己的签证。        “重生了？”办事员翻看资料，眼皮儿也不抬地问道。        “嗯。”范无病点点头。        “有什么优势吗？”        “啥？”范无病不解。        “比如说，学过国际商贸吗？懂计算机吗？会黑客技术吗？都不是？那你是历史系研究生吗？做过科技编年史研究员吗？了解三十年来世界经济走势吗？搞过军火生意吗？你丫真是个废柴！那你究竟会干啥？”办事员有些恼火。        “以前帮别人洗过钱。”范无病谨慎地回答道。        “好做吗？”办事员挺感兴趣。        “当然不好做，经常被国际刑警追杀！不过回报率很高！”        “那你重生后，还会重复这种风险系数极高的工作吗？”        “打死我也不做了,我准备让别人帮我洗钱。”范无病握紧拳头，异常坚定地回答道。        啪地一声，办事员在范无病的签证上盖下鲜红的大印，通过审核。               
              
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