What? A cultivation system? You want me to cultivate immortality? Me! A dignified 21st-century youth, am I cut out for cultivation? Can I even calm down and cultivate immortality?

Then I'll just lie down! Cultivating immortality is too tiring! And all that fighting and killing!

What? You switched to the "Many Children, Many Blessings" family system again? Your cultivation depends entirely on your offspring's efforts? Hehehe! Such a good thing!

Well then... I'll reluctantly choose to cultivate immortality!