Chen Fan transmigrated to a parallel world ten years ago, but was forced to become a greasy butcher.

After getting drunk, he drew a comic book documenting his dreams, but unexpectedly, he became bound to a system and transformed into the strongest prophet.

"Holy crap, this quality even made it to the first page? Is the website sure they're not mistaken?"

"The author wields a butcher's knife and rampages through the city for kilometers, even taking down a giant monster three stories tall in one move?"

"Holy crap, this guy actually turned the monster into stir-fried shredded vegetables with a swift stroke!"

"Nonsense, that was clearly my bald instructor, driving back and forth on the monster's head explaining driving test part two."

"Huh? What I saw was Tony the hairdresser downstairs, wielding a 40-meter curling iron, burning the monster to death?"

"Stop arguing! It was a mosaic person who put a thong on the monster, making it so embarrassed!"

Chen Fan: System, what kind of garbage skills have you given me...?