[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]

Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.

A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"

Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"

Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."

Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"

Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"

Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"

Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"

"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"

A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"

Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"

A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"

A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"