"Speak, you have three wishes." "My first wish is to possess the power of a dragon capable of crushing a goblin lord; my second wish is for immortality; my third wish is..." "Your wishes have been granted." "Huh?" "Ah!—How did I become a goblin! Where did my hands and feet go! And my..." Incorrect paradigm expression, lack of numerical precision, unclear subject of the wish, and lack of constraints... these are all major factors that cause wishes to be distorted or even deformed. Ronan shook his head, his voice slowly descending from the high-dimensional throne, "Speak, you have two more wishes." ----------------- [Internal submission has been bypassed, please read with confidence.] [Pseudo-D&D, the author was a magician and can cast spells, not just random speculation, please refer to the author's settings. m9(`Д´)]