"Coach, I'm reporting Rossi for playing passively. His hair didn't get messed up at all throughout the entire match."

But... he scored!

"That was just luck. He was basically strolling around during the game, and he even used his goal celebrations to show off his running distance. He only ran more distance than the goalkeeper."

"But this is his fifth consecutive game with a goal."

"Coach, even if he can score goals, the club cannot tolerate such laziness if he doesn't participate in team training."

"The boss sent a private jet to pick him up to discuss contract renewal and a raise."

"..."

Some people score goals just as they're walking, without even breaking a sweat.

This wasn't luck; it was an ultimate understanding of positioning.