[Not a cool story + Gou Wang + IQ online + immortality + behind-the-scenes planning + never meddle in other people's business]

From a backward village, he journeyed out of a turbulent dynasty and into a turbulent era, witnessing the rise of hundreds of races, the establishment of the Human Emperor, the advent of darkness, and the depletion of spiritual energy...

Times change, eras turn, and behind countless legends stands a transparent and terrifying shadow.

Twenty years ago, the old bookworm Jiang Hanwen traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. With the talent of immortality, he made plans for eternity, devoted himself to enlightenment, spent billions of years, and walked above all spirits.

For thousands of years, dynasties changed.

Ten thousand years later, the demons invaded and everything turned upside down.

After a hundred thousand years, the eras changed and the spiritual energy revived.

…

Jiang Hanwen:

"I never meddle in other people's business, but if I have an enemy, I usually give him three packages: a disco on his grave, eradicating his roots, and leaving him with a lasting infamy.

I wonder who among the emperors is hungry?"

When the villain turned against them and the demon race was about to be exterminated, the Human Emperor took out a rotten brush with missing teeth.

The Twelve Demon Emperors laughed loudly, and even the human leaders closed their eyes in despair.

"Teacher, I'm too tired and want to eat fried potatoes."

The next second, the sky and the earth darkened, countless breezes came down from the sky, and the screams of the demons woven into the last elegy of the era.

The true sound of the Tao resounds throughout heaven and earth.

"Come back when you're tired, and remember to bring some more peppercorns..."

From [Insect Slave], he became the [Parasitic Gu Immortal] who ruled the insects.

From [Dragon Descendant], he became the [Star Dragon King] who shone on the world.

From [Little Ghost], he became the [King of Yama] who ruled the reincarnation.

From [Shami], he became the [Buddha of Nirvana] who was neither dirty nor clean.

From [Dao Tong], he became the [Blue Lotus Taoist] who managed yin and yang

. With an attribute panel that could be employed infinitely, Chen Sheng, who awakened the [Yambu Insect] profession after traveling through time, suddenly realized that he was actually in a fruit of the [Southern Jambu] treasure tree.

So, he set a small goal for his own practice:

in this world where the immortal civilization has evolved to its peak, he became the Lord of Southern Jambu!

【Food】+【No heroine】+【Daily life】+【Funny】+【Healing】+【Eat well】.

Lin Xuan, who didn't want to go to work, was bound to the food system.

Random places and random food every week.

However, when he saw the food tasks in the first week, Lin Xuan was dumbfounded.

What? Selling spicy grilled wings in front of the anorectal hospital?

What kind of devilish task is this?

…………

Week 2: Selling garlic pork in the public blind date corner.

Week 3: Selling stinky tofu in front of the concert.

…………

Facts have proved that as long as the food is good, it doesn't matter where it is.

Diner 1: What? ! Boss Lin changed the place again?

Diner 2: My hemorrhoids are cured! You told me that you don't buy grilled wings anymore? !

Diner 3: Please open a store, don't force me to kneel down and beg you.

In Indian mythology, the three-phase god suppresses the world.

Many immortals cursed all gods.

Asura has been practicing hard for thousands of years, and every time he receives a blessing, he will attack the heaven and beat the emperor of heaven.

"Hard training, blessings, beating the Emperor of Heaven, how come Indian mythology is all about this process? I am the one who gets beaten and suffers, I quit!"

Indra, who traveled through time and became the Emperor of Heaven, was angry.

then……

"Whoever the emperor likes to be, I don't work!"

Indra said.

"Hey, hey, that's not what the script is like." Shiva, the God of Destruction, had questions on his head.

"You have great merits in the past. This position of Emperor of Heaven should belong to you, otherwise the world will be in trouble!" Vishnu, the protector of the world, became anxious.

"No, Emperor of Heaven, I will bless you, go and beat Asura!" Brahma, the God of Creation, said.

Jiang Ci woke up as a stone on a riverbank in a Jiangnan water town. Unable to move or speak, he could only watch helplessly as the Immortal Sect recruited students, a flood of them streaming in. He thought his life as a stone was hopeless, relying on absorbing meager earth energy to survive eternity. Then, a mysterious yellow stone seal inexplicably appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness: [Stage: One] [Feature: Generate Wealth from the Earth (Autonomously Absorb the Energy of the Earth Spirit (Earth Veins))] This divine seal, which empowers one simply by lying down, arrived just in time! Even more amazingly, a blue-robed Taoist from the Daiyue Sect rolled up his sleeves and said, "I know you possess spiritual energy. Follow me back to the mountain." Wait! Are the Immortal Sect's admissions criteria so broad? Even stones are acceptable? From then on, the Daiyue Sect gained a disciple with a unique artistic style. Others fly with swords, but he... rolls? Others refine elixirs and draw talismans, but he... basks in the sun and absorbs earth energy? Watch how a stone, lying flat on its back, absorbs spiritual energy with the "Earth God" seal...

My identity is that of a priest.

My hobby is exorcism.

My favorite thing is the mission reward.

My favorite scene is the nuclear explosion.

The person I want to be the most is a superman without any weaknesses.

I like to keep a low profile.

Hate trouble the most.

One of the favorite maxims is blood for blood and tooth for tooth.

"..."

This is a somewhat bland exorcism story.

Pervert, wizard, magic, vampire, werewolf, demon, killer...

Note: Everything in this parallel world is purely fictitious, please do not substitute it into reality.

Hein traveled to another world and became a member of the Holy Light Church. The Holy Kingdom led by the Holy Light Church is the most powerful force on this continent. But Hein was not happy. Because his profession was a necromancer who was hunted by the Holy Light Church. Fortunately, he was just a small servant who was ignored by the Holy Light Church and no one cared about him. Hein decided to keep a low profile and live in seclusion forever. The fighting outside the Holy Light Church caused mountains to collapse and floods to rage. What does it have to do with a small character like me? However, as he was living in seclusion, he found that he had become the brightest new star of the Holy Light Church and the last hope of mankind? (I have been a necromancer, this is not a random post)

[The scholar cooked a bowl of porridge, and the rat demon liked it +1.]

That year, Chen Xu was in a state of poverty and thought he was about to reach the end of his rope.

Unexpectedly, I awakened talents:

1. I can become stronger as long as the diners like my food

2. I can see food entries

3. The food I cook will always be more delicious.

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One pot and a hundred flavors of the world. The cauldron cooks the mountains and rivers, I cook the sun and the moon.

Later, Chen Xu disassembled the bones of a dragon and chewed the golden elixir of the elder of the Qingxu Taoist Palace.

He also used the mountains and rivers of the world as chess pieces and held banquets with humans, gods, monsters, and ghosts.

He had seen the 30,000-mile clouds of Kunlun and heard the wind from the twelve-story tower of Yujing.

He tore apart those magnificent chapters on the sky of the imperial city. Let’s cook this filthy world thoroughly!

[True Farming Style][Prosperous Immortal Cultivation World][Mortal Style][Cultivation from the Start][Grass and Tree Monster]

Good news! I'm in the world of immortal cultivation! It's a peaceful and prosperous market town! It's time to start a business and make a fortune!

Bad news! Glass, gunpowder, and soap are all failing to sell! Using cola to seduce a saint, or using barbecue to seduce monsters, won't work! Why is productivity so high in the world of immortal cultivation?

Why do you get a stainless steel basin for free when you buy a Bigu Pill? What? Is it because the elders of the sect refined a lake's worth of steel while refining black iron?

Fortunately, I can still go farming.

Farming? Farm! Start as a spiritual plant master and cultivate a life of longevity and freedom!

【Middle Ages + Lord + Time Travel + Iron-Blooded Hegemony + Imperial Hegemony + Heaven's Salvation】

Also known as: The Iron-Blooded European Emperor: From Mercenary to the Establishment of a Unified Empire

In 1403, Bohemia was about to enter a period of chaos.

A soul from six hundred years later awakens in a blacksmith shop.

His name is Ryan Sidara - a stranger who should not belong to this era.

Started as a mercenary and forged the throne with blood and fire!

After half a year of fighting, he——

✔ Capture the enemy general single-handedly and gain fame far and wide!

✔ Suppress the rebellion and crush the enemy troops with your cavalry!

✔ Defeat the noble coalition and crush the old forces!

✔ Conquer the enemy capital of Vienna and achieve unprecedented success!

From a mercenary leader to a powerful imperial giant!

✔ Governor of the East Austrian Province - control a rich land!

✔ Grand Marshal of the Kingdom's Army——Command the troops of the world!

✔ Count of the Danube Border - command your subjects on behalf of the King!

But, his ambition goes far beyond this! He wants to—

Be crowned King of Bohemia and put an end to the war among the princes!

Target the seven electors and reshape the Holy Roman Empire!

Burn the feudal contract and establish centralized power!

Recapture Constantinople and unify Eastern and Western Rome again!

Launch the largest Crusade in history and reclaim Jerusalem!

Finally, he reached the top of Europe!

The only emperor who conquered the entire European continent in thousands of years!

However, time is merciless...

As aging descended and strength faded, the eyes of this iron-blooded emperor still burned with undying ambition.

"I will never bow to corruption!"

See how a time traveler, with foresight, swept across the European continent and created