[Not a cool story + Gou Wang + IQ online + immortality + behind-the-scenes planning + never meddle in other people's business]
From a backward village, he journeyed out of a turbulent dynasty and into a turbulent era, witnessing the rise of hundreds of races, the establishment of the Human Emperor, the advent of darkness, and the depletion of spiritual energy...
Times change, eras turn, and behind countless legends stands a transparent and terrifying shadow.
Twenty years ago, the old bookworm Jiang Hanwen traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. With the talent of immortality, he made plans for eternity, devoted himself to enlightenment, spent billions of years, and walked above all spirits.
For thousands of years, dynasties changed.
Ten thousand years later, the demons invaded and everything turned upside down.
After a hundred thousand years, the eras changed and the spiritual energy revived.
…
Jiang Hanwen:
"I never meddle in other people's business, but if I have an enemy, I usually give him three packages: a disco on his grave, eradicating his roots, and leaving him with a lasting infamy.
I wonder who among the emperors is hungry?"
When the villain turned against them and the demon race was about to be exterminated, the Human Emperor took out a rotten brush with missing teeth.
The Twelve Demon Emperors laughed loudly, and even the human leaders closed their eyes in despair.
"Teacher, I'm too tired and want to eat fried potatoes."
The next second, the sky and the earth darkened, countless breezes came down from the sky, and the screams of the demons woven into the last elegy of the era.
The true sound of the Tao resounds throughout heaven and earth.
"Come back when you're tired, and remember to bring some more peppercorns..."
Chen Sheng traveled through the world of immortal cultivation and became a secular prince, though devoid of spiritual roots.
He had imagined a life of mediocrity, a century of wealth and prosperity in vain.
Unexpectedly, he suddenly awakened a treasure, the "Book of Hundred Worlds." This treasure, bound within his bloodline, allowed him to cycle through a hundred generations, without losing his true spirit.
With his bloodline unbroken, he could pursue immortality for a hundred generations!
Chen Sheng no longer hesitated: in this life, he would be reborn with great power, forging a path to immortality.
Time travels back to the 1970s, and eighteen-year-old Du Shaojie has become the breadwinner of his family.
He has a chronically ill mother and two young sisters to support, while he's merely an apprentice in the company cafeteria.
With a meager salary and constant harassment from his superiors, life is a struggle.
With just a kitchen knife and a wok, he resolves to carve out a peaceful and happy future for himself and his family.
Years later, his favorite saying becomes:
"I'm not a master chef, I'm just a food lover."
Why are there long lines at the park at midnight?
Why is the guy who runs every day losing weight?
What are discerning gourmets looking for?
Did the Third Brigade actually fight crime with food? The answers to all these questions start with Li Rui, who is connected to the "God of Food
" system. It's not that celebrities can't chase after him, but that men who can cook are more cost-effective.
(Unsystematic, daily romance)
My name is Hiratsuka Ryosuke, I'm twelve years old, in elementary school, and a top student.
I live with my older sister in a small apartment in Tokyo and have a childhood sweetheart named Nibutani Shinka.
My goal is to get into the University of Tokyo and live independently.
At eight o'clock every night, I'll wield my sword four hundred times and live a simple yet fulfilling life. That was my initial thought.
...
until that hearing-impaired girl sat down next to me.
With a gentle smile, she opened her notebook.
"Nice to meet you. My name is Nishimiya Shouko."
After Qin Mu traveled through time, he found himself the host of a science column.
At the same time, the system was activated.
Qin Mu was shocked to find that he could get rewards continuously by popularizing those "cold knowledge" that the world didn't know!
On the show, he started by publicly deciphering the toxicity of oxygen!
"Oxygen is the culprit of the mass extinction of organisms in ancient times. Humans could have lived for hundreds or thousands of years, but it is because of it that humans can only live to seventy or eighty years old!"
"Open the Shanhaijing, it is actually a scientific record manual of ancient civilization!"
"Nuwa mended the sky, in fact...
When Qin Mu found the Kuafu observer, the Pangu pioneer, the Jinwu nuclear reactor site...
the world was shocked to find that all the myths and legends of the ancient times were nothing more than scientific research creations of ancient civilizations in response to natural disasters!
...
As the secrets of ancient civilizations came to light one by one...
【Food】+【No heroine】+【Daily life】+【Funny】+【Healing】+【Eat well】.
Lin Xuan, who didn't want to go to work, was bound to the food system.
Random places and random food every week.
However, when he saw the food tasks in the first week, Lin Xuan was dumbfounded.
What? Selling spicy grilled wings in front of the anorectal hospital?
What kind of devilish task is this?
…………
Week 2: Selling garlic pork in the public blind date corner.
Week 3: Selling stinky tofu in front of the concert.
…………
Facts have proved that as long as the food is good, it doesn't matter where it is.
Diner 1: What? ! Boss Lin changed the place again?
Diner 2: My hemorrhoids are cured! You told me that you don't buy grilled wings anymore? !
Diner 3: Please open a store, don't force me to kneel down and beg you.
In Jing Qian's sea of consciousness, a stele rose up. On this stele, all the strokes and drawings were written, all of which were his own destiny.
When destiny and law intersect and are engraved on the destiny stele, a destiny is formed.
The destiny contains the innate roots and potential, and also determines the acquired achievements and practice.
Let's see Jing Qian cast destiny into a sword, cut off the soul and ascend to immortality!
...
[Destiny: Waves, singing on the waves, dancing with the waves! ]
[Destiny: Sumeru, mustard seeds have Sumeru, dust contains the universe! ]
[Destiny: Tushita furnace, luring with absurd words, enjoying Tushita's joy! ]...
...
The fire of destiny burns the body, Sumeru determines the way, singing on the waves, casting swords like dragons, sewing souls and weaving spirits, Tushita furnace tripod, I carve a stele myself to cast longevity.
(Hilarious, refreshing, relaxing, ancient, historical)
Cheng Jun traveled through time to the third year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty and became the son of military officer Cheng Yaojin. He happened to meet Li Shimin who was selecting censors!
Many years later, Li Shimin said to the crown prince, "Cheng Jun is a magic sword of my Tang Dynasty. Only a virtuous person can wield it. You are young, so I will leave it to you."
The crown prince was so frightened that he burst into tears, "I don't want to be the emperor anymore, whoever wants to be the emperor can do it!"
Li Shimin also cried out loudly, "I regret choosing Cheng Jun as the censor!"
In Tokyo in 1996, the pain after the bubble burst swept across Japan. As soon as Makoto Miyamoto opened his eyes, he was caught in a dead end - his parents died, creditors blocked the door, and his only sister wanted to drop out of school and sell herself to pay off the debt! And he, a poor high school student who had just traveled through time, was thinking about life in front of the wilted tofu in the refrigerator. Until a strange subtitle suddenly appeared in front of him: [Bowling skills +3, physical foundation +1] It turns out that you can become stronger just by exercising? ! Everyone was in danger during the bubble era, but Makoto Miyamoto wanted to find a completely different path. But wait... Why after strengthening his physical foundation, he could smell the smell of soap on others from ten meters away? Makoto Miyamoto suddenly thought of something. So this physical foundation strengthening, can it still be used in this kind of place? !