[This is a lighthearted, invincible story with excessive angst and third-party abuse; if you dislike this, please do not read...]

While watching Douluo Continent, Qin Feng was indignant that Tang San had destroyed the Spirit Hall. He died unexpectedly, but this led to his accidental transmigration to the Douluo Continent, where he successfully bound himself to the Manifestation System.

He can gain shock points as long as the character he draws can shock the crowd.

Shock points can be exchanged for items and materialized characters.

Thus, Qin Feng materialized many anime characters from his previous life into Douluo.

Why would a hamburger shop appear in the deep sea?

Why would humans cut down trees in the forest?

Why would wolves hunt in a terrifying sheep village?

Bibi Dong: There is great terror in this Bear Ridge!

Tang San: What Bear Ridge! You've already chosen your own death!

The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text...

The newly released book, *I Experience a New Job Every Week*, tells the story of programmer Lu Yuan, who, after getting drunk, transmigrates to the Douluo Continent. He begins by encountering the daughter of the Silver Dragon King, a 500,000-year-old super beast. Due to his daily antics, he successfully wins the little silver dragon's heart, transforming her into an adorable dragon sister who becomes his martial soul and maid. As a handsome young man, he is then recruited to Shrek Academy by his senior. With a cute and funny dragon sister, a cold yet gentle inner court senior sister, a lively and beautiful young lady from the White Tiger Duke's mansion, and a naive and sweet princess of the Star Luo Empire, Lu Yuan begins his life as a kept man. Eye of Nature, Silver Dragon Body, Six Paths Elements, Immortal Battle Techniques. I diligently work in Douluo Continent.

While transmigrating into Douluo Continent and awakening the Dragon God Martial Soul, he only wanted to quietly become a god. However, no one expected that his inner thoughts would be overheard by Qian Renxue and others, and thus, the situation completely changed. ... Li Qing: This is the Pope of the Spirit Hall, the first empress of the future Spirit Empire. She's really beautiful; it's a good thing Qian Xunji got her. Bibi Dong: ??? ... Li Qing: This Ah Yin is unbelievable. She was completely fooled by Tang Hao. Didn't she ever think about why the Spirit Hall was able to arrive so quickly and find her so accurately? Also, your real son is already dead; this one is just a spirit from another world.

Congratulations on successfully tricking Yu Xiaogang! Yu Xiaogang fell flat on his face, and you're rewarded with innate full soul power! Congratulations on successfully tricking Yu Xiaogang! Yu Xiaogang was poisoned by the Mandragora Snake, and you've obtained a ten-thousand-year soul ring! Congratulations on successfully tricking Yu Xiaogang! Yu Xiaogang got a beating from Tang Hao, and you've obtained a ten-thousand-year soul bone! Congratulations on successfully tricking Yu Xiaogang… Yu Xiaogang cried his eyes out: "Can't you trick someone else?" Zhang Tianyu: "Don't worry, none of you will escape." Congratulations on successfully tricking Tang San… Zhang Tianyu: I'm an honest person, I would never do anything to trick others, not even if you killed me! What? Tricking others makes you stronger? Tricking others makes you a god?! Let me tell you! I've lived an upright and honest life… I'm not acting anymore! It's so good!

Lu Xingchen is a transmigrator who has transmigrated twice. The first time, he directly transmigrated to the world of Lord of Mysteries, landing as a demigod. Unfortunately, unable to outmaneuver certain cunning old foxes, he could only play with witches instead. The second time he transmigrated, Lu Xingchen arrived in Douluo Continent, thinking he was just a casualty, but unexpectedly, the Chaos Sea transmigrated with him. Lu Xingchen: Things are getting interesting. Hypnosis series, start… oops, wrong. It should be… Brigitte, don't turn around, I am Di Tian. …However, there's one thing Lu Xingchen miscalculated. The people here don't seem to be much smarter than those in Lord of Mysteries. Ya Li: Be my son! Lu Xingchen: ? ? Where did you get that white beard?! I really need to control you properly now.

[Legend of the Dragon King] [Multiple Female Leads]

(Gender-swapped, Tang Wuling, please do not read if you dislike this)

Jiang Yi awakens his martial soul, the Fangtian Halberd, and comes with a built-in system that allows him to recognize his thief as his father!

You can get a reward as long as you betray your adoptive father!

Thus began Jiang Yi's journey to become a father figure in the Douluo Continent.

[Ding! Host has betrayed the Demon Emperor and obtained a Blue Buddha Child!]

[Ding! Host has betrayed the Abyss Saint King and gained authority over the Abyss Plane!]

[Ding! Host has betrayed Sea God Tang San and obtained the Asura Sword Sheath!]

[Ding! Host has betrayed Gu Yuena and obtained an Abyss Dragon!]

"???"

Jiang Yi looked completely bewildered.

System, is this reward fair?

...

Many years later.

At the Spirit Pagoda, Gu Yue stared at Jiang Yi in disbelief.

...

Tang Yu transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and became the son of a titled Douluo elder of the Clear Sky Sect. He started with the "Hammer Tang San System," which allowed him to become stronger by hammering Tang San, and included four system tasks: [Task 1: Initial Hammering of Tang San.] [Task 2: When Tang San first returned to the Clear Sky Sect to acknowledge his ancestors, hammer him hard and blast him out of the sect.] Completing these tasks would reward Tang Yu with various rich rewards, including soul bones, external soul bones, and martial souls. Tang Yu: Okay, okay! Hammering Tang San makes me stronger, right? Here I come, you little brat! Tang San: Don't come any closer! Please, Brother Yu! Please stop hammering me! Tang Yu: Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! How could his Clear Sky Hammer be so powerful?

[No romantic pairing]

Tang Qingwei transmigrated into the body of an abandoned baby and was taken in by Tang San, becoming his sister from then on.

He only went with Tang San to the awakening ceremony to avoid being lazy, but unexpectedly, the test revealed that he had two martial souls.

The Clear Sky Hammer? Alright, we've become family! But I'll have to hide it; there are too many enemies!

He raised the seven-colored flower in his left hand and asked.

"Respected Master of War Souls, could you please take a look at my flower? Why does it have seven colors?"

"It's just a useless martial soul, it's just a pity that it has such innate full soul power."

It wasn't until much later that they saw Tang Qingwei riding on the Somersault Cloud.

"I remember your martial soul was a wildflower, how did it turn into a cloud?"

"Yes, I made a wish upon it."

"..."

(Character designs lean heavily towards comic book style, with original characters and tons of references) Possesses spider-like abilities, manipulates plants, transforms into a black-haired character, is deeply devoted, and holds the title of "Shura"—guess the character [That's right! It's Tang San!] "Blue Silver Emperor, Shura Killing God, Perfect Soul Master, Grandmaster's Disciple… these are the identities and statuses I've held, some fates I don't cherish but can't escape. People call me: Tang San." One day, Tang San was corrupted by fragments of Sha An Tian's primordial spirit. From then on, the Douluo Continent lost a Donkey God and gained a lazybones. And tons of Martial Soul madmen. (Reader group: 943619954, feel free to join!)

What's it like to travel to the Douluo Continent during the Douluo Continent II: The Legend of the Condor Heroes era? Long Chen: Thanks for the invitation. I just traveled to Douluo Continent. Douluo Continent is so-so; the semi-feudal, semi-cyberpunk style doesn't really suit my aesthetic. The world I traveled to before was called the Dragon Clan, where I became the closed-door disciple of the alchemy master Leonard Flamel. I can say with absolute certainty that Shrek Academy is far inferior to Kassel Academy. There's no ranking of the sexiest girls, no women's swimsuit competition, not even a girls' swimming competition at Seagod Lake! Terrible! When I become the dean of Shrek Academy, I'll definitely hold a Shrek Academy girls' swimsuit model competition in the inner courtyard! PS1: If you've traveled from the Dragon Clan, remember to come to Shrek Academy and find your senior brother. He's short of experienced executive department specialists... PS2: Beast Martial Soul...