Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

After traveling to this world of supernatural powers where bloodline is paramount, I thought I could become a Long Aotian, but ended up becoming the Crouching Dragon in “Crouching Dragon and Phoenix”.

Me, D-level light system, advanced lighting.

My childhood sweetheart, D-level botany, advanced horticulture.

We are known as the two mascots of the college, and the useless CP is a perfect match.

Everyone thought I was weak and that my three-meter height was just an accident.

They don’t know that there is a system in my head that forces me to play a monster called "Yellow Monkey" every day.

So my daily routine is: This is so troublesome, this is so scary, I need to get off work.

Villain: "Die, you piece of shit!"

Me: (Inner thoughts: This guy is so noisy, he’s keeping me from going home to eat) “Oh my god, young people these days are so hot-tempered.”

The next second, a golden light flashed, and the world became clear...

[Funny + memes + multiple female protagonists + following the main plot + the author's unique thinking, memes > normal character setting.]

Qiong: "Uncle Yang, do you know why birds fly?"

Walter Yang felt familiar looking at the white-haired dome in front of him, and couldn't help but sweating profusely when he heard the familiar lines coming out of his mouth.

This reminded him of that man, the Lord of the World Serpent, the super warrior of the last civilization era.

The man who carries the word 'savior'.

Kevin!

Qiong smiled and said, "Old Yang, why are you so nervous?"

…

Qiong said to Cocolia, "Master Guardian, do you know why birds can fly?"

Qiong said to Huanlong: "It's not about choice, it's not about life or death..."

Qiong asked Sunday: "Do you still dream? Do you dream about people you can't save?"

Bai Mo, one of the twins of the Bai family of Ailimisie, was born together with Bai E.

No! What's the point of this? Or is it my...

Wait. Hey, this pink-haired priest's little feet...

No, hey, what the hell are you doing? Is this still Earth?

…

Miss Xilian, although you often break Bai E's and my snacks and toys in half and share them with us, can this thing really be torn? Bai Mo, like his name, looked at the half of the "Savior" card that had just been torn off in his hand.

This script is wrong!

…

Xilian: I have the ability to take others back to the past to watch historical fragments

Bai Mo: I have a golden finger that can gain other people's abilities by witnessing their death.

Author: I have an idea

Bai E: Six hundred and sixty-six, you’re cheating without me?

…

Iron Tomb? The "destruction" equation? If I calculate it again and the result is different, won't you be furious?

…

Bai'e, my foolish savior brother. You fight Foehn, I'll fight Star Howl. Let's each try to give Nanook a big slap. Whoever slaps him first will be the older brother!

…

at last

My name is Kamaslana.

I come from Omphalos, who has reincarnated thirty million times.

I am seeking answers to the first cause of life.

I carried heavy responsibilities, but I also learned to let go;

I accept the loss, but still choose to set off;

I acknowledge the price, and pay the price;

I love myself and define my own salvation!

Now, I have defined my path.

Star God, tell me - what is salvation?!

Inside the room, watching the two facing off, the short-haired brown girl simply played on her phone. But the temperature in the room seemed to rise higher and higher; a flash of lightning seemed to be seen between their eyes. The blonde girl with pigtails gritted her teeth, while the long-haired girl stomped her feet. Finally, they started arguing. The short-haired girl looked at them, but they seemed to ignore her and continued arguing. She put down her phone. "Stop arguing, give me, Hui, some face." A 0.0000001-second pause. The clenching of fists and the stomping of feet only grew louder. The short-haired girl had no choice but to pick up her phone again.

If you were given a chance to start the story over, would you make everything imperfect a little more perfect? ​​At that moment, the lonely god of humanity, watching over Earth, recalled that fiery red figure; the one embarking on a new journey gazed at the empty train, lost in thought; the eyes of the traveler, unable to reunite with his blood relatives, shone brightly once more! Then! Star: "Where did I get here? What's this flying thing? A white mist?" Kiana: "Himeko-sensei! Wait? What's Mr. Welt doing here? And what's this Star Train?" Luminous: "I'm going to fight the Honkai? Really?" In short… it really did restart, but… it seems like the wrong person was on board…

A single chat group connects Genshin Impact, Collapse Iron, and Juequ Zero! When the Abyss invades Nata, Dang Xing leads the three train crew members to fight on the Nata battlefield. Dang Ling and Zhe raise their hands to summon talismans to eliminate the Abyssal monsters, while Ying guards the rear to protect Paimon. Paimon says, "Don't charge so hard! Master Pai's wrench is smoking!" In Omphalos, when the Fire Thief's sword strikes Tian, a jade shield rises, followed by a falling star... In short, this is a novel that connects three worlds, and it absolutely doesn't want a tragic ending!!!

[Cute Kid][Food][Street Vendor][Daily Life] Five years ago, one night, Qin Tian and Gu Hanshuang had an accident and ended up having sex. The next day, Gu Hanshuang threw 10,000 yuan in Qin Tian's face and told him to get lost. He thought that was the end of it, but a year later! Seeing Gu Hanshuang bring a baby to the company, Qin Tian was stunned. The two married because of the pregnancy. But they weren't a happy family of three. Three years later! Looking at the divorce certificate in his hand, Qin Tian smiled slightly, as if he had been freed from some kind of constraint. He began his life of running a street stall with his child.