(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

[Starry Sky Railway + Honkai Impact 3rd + Honkai Impact 3rd + Stalk + Second Creation + Clash of Yingjie and Golden Descendants]

The main perspective is Kevin traveling through the collapsed iron, occasionally watching the movie, and occasionally the main line.

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Have you ever seen Dan Heng say to Blade: "There are five people and the price is three"?

Have you ever seen Blade chasing after Xiadie and saying, "Hurry! Let me touch you!"?

Have you ever seen the famous scene of the three saviors together? [Qiong, Kevin, Bai'e]

Wait, wait, wait~

Don’t worry! You’ll find it all in this book!

At the beginning, we take a look at Kevin, the recognized savior of the world of collapse!

"On that burning land, I made a promise to her, to everyone! Humanity will triumph over the Honkai!"

Bai'e: Is this the savior? Compared to Kevin, I'm still too naive...

[Qiong: So cool! Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang! Then let me ask you, why do birds fly?]

【Walter: Collapse... Collapse... Collapse is still chasing me! 】

I’m not very good at writing an introduction, please read the main text!

(No protagonist + secondary creation as the main part) The viewing screen suddenly came into everyone's sight. Before people could react, the secondary creation video that followed made everyone feel socially dead in different worlds.

Su Xuan arrived in the continent of Teyvat and activated the diary system.

By participating in a lottery using the emotion points generated by the diary content, you can gain power from all realms.

Let’s start with Lei Movie.

"Baalzebul, let me try the sword!"

Yaejinko: "Kage is completely powerless against telekinesis."

Hu Tao: "Turning the world upside down, reversing life and death, Su Xuan wants to open a shop in front of the Rebirth Hall. Could it be that he wants the head of this hall to run after him the next day?"

Silkcock: "Let this moon shine...it's so inspiring..."

Mavica: "Welling Qitian... can he smash the continent of Teyvat to pieces with just one stick?"

Lei Movie: "Su Xuan, let me try a stick!"...

[Star God loves to slack off] [How can a Star God still have a female lead? My opinion is that she is not as good as A-ha]

By accident, Ye Yan traveled into the world of Bengtie and accidentally became the [Eternal] Star God.

What is eternity? What He does is eternity!

But... this star god is a little bit unruly?

He is in charge of the destiny of eternity, but he only wants to slack off.

Since I want to slack off, what should I do?

Of course, you should not do your work!

Countless Amber Ages later, there is a legend about eternity in the universe:

According to legend, he once devoured [Greed], blew up [Exploration]'s train with [Joy], and played with [Nothingness] to destroy it, tearing down the wall built by [Preservation]...

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Black Tower: In this vast universe, it is rare to find a Star God as approachable as Ye Yan. We must study him carefully.

Sambo: Why would a star god come to pretend to be the [Masked Fool]?

Portio: Holy crap, this guy broke all the bones in Oswaldo Schneider!

Ye Yan: I just wanted to slack off, can you blame me?

[Star Rail + Movies + Famous Scenes + System + Anime]

Sumu travels through time, is favored by the pioneering destiny, and awakens his live video streaming system.

He plans to broadcast videos of the Star Railroad to the universe, showcasing the charms of interstellar travel and gaining emotional points.

[Star Railroad PV - Star Chaser]

"Humans never hide their power over the stars, and that includes me, of course!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Beauty is only for the strong! My sister is so beautiful! Join my card pool!

Genos: Satellites bombarding the Earth? I'll have to ask the doctor to make one for me too!

Lu Mingfei: These monsters look so familiar, could they be the Dragon Deadpool?

[Star Dome Railroad PV - Dramatic Irony]

Were you the one who invited me?

Loki: This woman... has a hint of scheming!

Conan - Is there a Kaito Kid-like figure? But... this time, has he stolen into space?

Death Walter: Dancing among the crowd, hidden threads are already locking their lives... Such a classy lady must be from Great Britain!

As Sumu gains more emotion points, he can gain more and more rewards.

He can even reshape his body and become the life-enhancing messenger of [Pioneering Destiny]!

Jizi: Your attack is over, it's my turn.

Mei Raiden: No way, no way? So when I go to the World Snake, he's still a cook?

The Ruler of Knowledge: Destiny is corrupt, and anti-entropy is impossible. The only heroes in the world are Kevin and Wuer.

Alicia: Oh, the Herrschers of later generations are so cute! I really want to touch Mei's horns...

Bronya: Why have I been defeated since I got the Rithirty Core?

Zhang Yu: “Ah, am I not in the Star Iron Universe? How come it’s the Genshin Impact chat group?”

Pam: “I thought it was a speed bump, Pa.”

Paimon: “Now everyone knows I’m emergency food.”

Funina: “Even gods can judge.”

Black Tower: “Come and test it, please.”

Pam: “I have compatriots too.”

Jizi: “It’s incredible.”

Bai Yuekui: “Thank you.”

(So far, I’ve been to Super Seminary, Slayer, and Soul Cage. The next one for Naruto should be Honkai Impact 3rd.)

(The first few chapters are not good because they are written for the first time, but they cannot be changed drastically. If you can’t continue reading, you can start reading directly from Chapter 15.)

(If you want to go to other worlds, you can write it down, but sometimes there are too many messages to read. I hope you won’t blame me if you missed it.)

The live Q&A system has arrived in Teyvat, and everything is starting to get turbulent. People are either doing stupid things or on the way to doing stupid things.

Thor: Let me try the sword, fall down .

Traveler: I am Kamisato Ayaka's dog.

Paimon: Paimon is not an emergency food.