Bai Mu obtains an editing system, editing characters from all over the universe and identifying their contrasting attribute labels. Escanor: "No, no, no, there must be a mistake. How could mine be arrogant? I'm born a human, I'm sorry." Lao Gu: "My attribute is a pervert? I'm Ainz Ooal Gown!!!" Uchiha Madara: "Lord! Explain it to me! Why is my attribute childish!" Saitama: "Sudden change in style? Is that even a label?" Kaido: "Linling! Why is your label 'Shame of the Four Emperors'? Why is mine 'Good Teacher'?" Haibara Ai, a cold girl with a dark heart, eventually becomes a dark magical girl! Aizen, gentle and elegant, I stand in the sky! The King of Heroes, a happy laugh when nothing happens, a "merely fatal wound" when something goes wrong. Tanya, a cute little blonde girl, "Kami-sama? Ah~ a bunch of damned pigs!!!" Gintoki: "Did you stuff all your hopes and dreams into your anus, you bastard!"... After seeing the attributes one by one, everyone suddenly woke up. You were absolutely right!
Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...
Food Videos
Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.
Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?
Video introducing Confucius.
Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?
Terracotta Warriors Video
Lu Feng: There are so many people.
Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.
Repair Kick Video
Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.
Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?
Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?
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When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.
Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.
Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.
Clearance sale of old books, buy
Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?
After Fang Nuo died, he traveled to the interstellar space.
To understand the situation, she opened the Star Network and saw the hot topics:
#The people of Ancient Blue Star eat rags every day! #
What?
After seeing the screenshot, Fang Nuo immediately commented using the name "Growing Flower Rabbit": "That's tripe! It's a delicacy!"
He inexplicably became a master of ancient Chinese civilization.
With the help of the middle school system, let the interstellar people know that Chinese culture is the top culture.
He also became the darling of the big guys.
"No, I want to spend the rest of my life with Xiao Hei!"
After seeing the "kitten" in her arms, everyone ran away in fear.
When Fang Nuo was confused, she fell into a warm embrace and said, "Okay, I accept your proposal!"
What proposal?!
Introduction:
【Short Video】+【Star Iron】+【Original God】+【No Female Lead】
Lu Haiyi accidentally obtained a magical software that allows him to make money just by watching short videos.
Why don't you try to watch more videos?
What he didn't know was that every video he watched was being broadcast to both the Genshin Impact and Collapse Universes at the same time.
Play "The Tragic Past of Gold Dust"
Gold Sand: "How come I became the head of the marketing department just by watching a video?"
Play "Rakshasa Legendary Life!"
Uncle Yang: "Damn it! Honkai is still chasing me! Hurry back to the Immortal Boat! I'm going to kill Rakshasa!"
Brush "Mond's Honorary Knight, once again being used as a background board"
Noelle: "Is this still the Honor Knight I knew back then?"
Brush "Funina's Pure Land"
Finina: "Nothing else matters, can you remove the sword from your head?"
Short videos are presented to everyone.
All kinds of knives, all kinds of secondary creations, and all kinds of black histories.
All the Bengtie characters are numb!
I beg you to stop brushing!
But Lu Haiyi didn't care at all.
Today is another fulfilling day!
【Written content】
[Gold Dust's Life Story, The Sinner's Dance, 2.3 Flower Guide, Embers of Grammer's Iron Cavalry, The Goddess Splits the View, Blade PV, Death's Omen, Five Warriors on the Cloud, Mirror Flow, Nata Preview, Ten Stonehearts, Winter Night's Fool Play.]
[Collapse Iron] + [PV Playback] + [Sky Curtain] + [Anime Crossover] A sky curtain ripped open, revealing the skies of various anime crossover worlds, allowing people from other worlds to see it. While Hanabi was laughing wildly, chasing after joy, a certain enthusiastic citizen, Mr. Jin, also laughed heartily at this rare moment of pleasure. When Bai E embarked on the path of saving the world, Kevin wondered if this savior, who looked exactly like him, might steal his responsibility.
[Star God loves to slack off] [How can a Star God still have a female lead? My opinion is that she is not as good as A-ha]
By accident, Ye Yan traveled into the world of Bengtie and accidentally became the [Eternal] Star God.
What is eternity? What He does is eternity!
But... this star god is a little bit unruly?
He is in charge of the destiny of eternity, but he only wants to slack off.
Since I want to slack off, what should I do?
Of course, you should not do your work!
Countless Amber Ages later, there is a legend about eternity in the universe:
According to legend, he once devoured [Greed], blew up [Exploration]'s train with [Joy], and played with [Nothingness] to destroy it, tearing down the wall built by [Preservation]...
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Black Tower: In this vast universe, it is rare to find a Star God as approachable as Ye Yan. We must study him carefully.
Sambo: Why would a star god come to pretend to be the [Masked Fool]?
Portio: Holy crap, this guy broke all the bones in Oswaldo Schneider!
Ye Yan: I just wanted to slack off, can you blame me?
(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)
(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)
When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.
Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"
Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.
Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.
Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.
Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.
Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."
From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.
It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.
(Not following the main storyline) (To liven things up) (Star Iron Idea King) (Becoming a genius at the beginning)
Lin Yi came to the world of Bengtie and for some reason was invited by Boshizun to become a member of the Genius Club.
False geniuses with no real substance can only muddle through and improve themselves.
"Imprison a large number of bountiful creatures into a miniature cavern and launch them at sub-light speeds combined with a warp. Upon impact, send the coordinates to Lan with the message 'bountiful creatures are here'. I call it the Earth-shattering Star."
"Breeding insect swarms to generate inexhaustible wetware electricity and provide computing power"
"Let Cunhu swallow and multiply, allowing the comet wall to grow on its own."
"Compile a moral sword hanging over our heads to force the newly born people of abundance to follow family planning."
…
The whole thing started to get going after a hundred chapters, and the genius gang of troublemakers is expanding.
【Variety show live broadcast + gender-swapped cat girl + cool story】
In the year 2052, the world is at peace, but crime continues.
In order to deter criminals and raise people's awareness of prevention, countries around the world jointly organized the "Global Capture: Thief's Doomsday" program.
The program team promised that contestants could steal legally, and the items obtained would be cashed by the program team, but they would be eliminated if caught by the pursuit team.
Su Fei'er was chosen to be a contestant. At the beginning, she merged the template of Bengtie's "Cat Thief" Su Fei'er and became a real cat girl.
As long as you play the role of the template, you can maintain integration.
Although Su Fei'er has Sai Fei'er's physical fitness and theft experience.
But it has only one magical ability: the power of deception "true lies" - as long as everyone believes it, the lie can come true.
And the more people believe a lie, the more powerful the "truth" becomes.
In order to play the role of "Cat Thief" well, do a good job in robbing the rich and helping the poor, and gain more "real" abilities to become stronger.
Su Feier decided to deceive the whole world through the live broadcast of the show!
After the show started, when Su Feier used various cheating abilities to sneak around the world with the pursuit team,
The audience couldn't help but shout out in disbelief:
"The end of thieves? No, the rise of the cat god!"
As countries upgrade their anti-theft measures, thieves caught around the world cry:
"Cat God, stop showing off and give your colleagues some room to survive. This is really going to be the end of the world!"
And the poor orphans around the world whose lives have been improved thanks to Sufei's support:
"Thank you, Master Thief Cat!
The live Q&A system has arrived in Teyvat, and everything is starting to get turbulent. People are either doing stupid things or on the way to doing stupid things.
Thor: Let me try the sword, fall down .
Traveler: I am Kamisato Ayaka's dog.
Paimon: Paimon is not an emergency food.