[A cute and silly beauty + the darling of the group + a chaotic scene]

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(Warning: This story is a brainless Mary Sue story, and the female lead is a soft and spoiled girl.)

Yingying only remembers that she was a colorful warbler spirit who unexpectedly went to the 21st century, the end times.

With its soul core damaged and spiritual power dissipated, it could no longer maintain its human form and transformed into its original form, a little sparrow, which was raised by humans for a period of time.

Just as she was about to die, System 2323 suddenly found her and said that as long as she fulfilled the wishes of those who prayed, she could obtain a spirit core to sustain her life.

However, despite her low IQ, she slowly progressed through the game using the system's hints.

2323: ...This has nothing to do with me; you're only good-looking.

Introduction:

【Short Video】+【Star Iron】+【Original God】+【No Female Lead】

Lu Haiyi accidentally obtained a magical software that allows him to make money just by watching short videos.

Why don't you try to watch more videos?

What he didn't know was that every video he watched was being broadcast to both the Genshin Impact and Collapse Universes at the same time.

Play "The Tragic Past of Gold Dust"

Gold Sand: "How come I became the head of the marketing department just by watching a video?"

Play "Rakshasa Legendary Life!"

Uncle Yang: "Damn it! Honkai is still chasing me! Hurry back to the Immortal Boat! I'm going to kill Rakshasa!"

Brush "Mond's Honorary Knight, once again being used as a background board"

Noelle: "Is this still the Honor Knight I knew back then?"

Brush "Funina's Pure Land"

Finina: "Nothing else matters, can you remove the sword from your head?"

Short videos are presented to everyone.

All kinds of knives, all kinds of secondary creations, and all kinds of black histories.

All the Bengtie characters are numb!

I beg you to stop brushing!

But Lu Haiyi didn't care at all.

Today is another fulfilling day!

【Written content】

[Gold Dust's Life Story, The Sinner's Dance, 2.3 Flower Guide, Embers of Grammer's Iron Cavalry, The Goddess Splits the View, Blade PV, Death's Omen, Five Warriors on the Cloud, Mirror Flow, Nata Preview, Ten Stonehearts, Winter Night's Fool Play.]

[Dual male leads + Infinite flow + Supernatural + Silly + Happy Ending]

Qiao Yu had a boyfriend before her death, and their relationship was so intense that it was known to everyone, the kind of love that would last until the mountains crumbled and the heavens and earth joined together.

They survived the seven-year itch, and just as they were about to meet each other's parents and get married, her boyfriend, who seemed so grown up, suddenly disappeared!

It literally means gone, like someone who's disappeared without a trace.

Despite the ridicule from the outside world, Qiao Yu continued to eat, drink, and sleep as usual, and then a year later he was hit by a car and died.

Qiao Yu finally believed it: showing off your love will lead to a quick death.

He didn't know how much time had passed when he woke up and suddenly became 'Qiao Yu'.

The restart method might have been a bit off; he was inexplicably pulled into a live escape broadcast, the kind where people could actually die.

Then... his boyfriend, who had become a missing person, was standing right in front of him, shamelessly trying to hold his hand.

Qiao Yu: The sound of bagpipes drifts from afar~

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During the live stream, the boss went berserk. Qiao Yu gouged out his own eyeballs, covered in blood, which scared the boss so much that it fled in panic.

Suddenly, a hand pulled Qiao Yu, who was standing with her hands on her hips and laughing arrogantly, away: "Stop messing around, my heart can't take it."

Qiao Yu immediately put her eyes back in: "Then let me rub them for you?"

"Come on, whoever doesn't rub me is a coward!"

Qiao Yu: "Grandpa."

"......Shut up!"

Pipi, who values ​​money over life, believes everyone in the world except him and Qiao Yu is trash.

Actress Xu Luming, known for her "vase" image, was struck by a rare thunderstorm during her live stream!

I woke up to find myself lying at the foot of a mountain of garbage…

In order to have a good meal, Xu Luming began to bury himself in farming, and unknowingly became the largest farmer in the interstellar space!

then……

Imperial Marshal: Daughter, Dad was wrong. Please lift the ban on our family buying groceries!

Federal Parliament: Requests the establishment of a vegetable export corridor!

Xu Luming: I wouldn't even give you food if you gave it to a dog!

Gokuno: ...Woof?

[Ruined Library + Lobotomy Corporation + Prison Bus]

My name is Le Si. I was originally just a living being casually created by Lord Aha, and I lived a not-at-all-peaceful life in the tavern.

But, I don’t know what Lord Aha was thinking, he suddenly threw me to a place that looked like a library and asked me to get along well with the people there.

[After the ruined library is the prison bus]

【Watch without a knife】

[Although the previous part is a bit boring, please read it patiently]

"Boss, something's not right with this 'Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms' manual!" Guo Jing said with a bitter face.

"Guo Jing, you're such an honest person, how dare you slander someone's innocence out of thin air! It's just that your cultivation isn't up to par yet!" Qin Shouyi said righteously.

"Boss, I received this makeup guide for young girls, it's pretty good!" Little Dragon Girl sent a message.

"Thank you, dear, please remember to leave a five-star review!" Qin Shou immediately beamed with joy.

Having accidentally acquired the Multiverse Taobao System, Qin Shou has since evolved into a cunning merchant across the multiverse.

Whatever the customer needs, Qin Shou has it!

[National Fortune Trading Market + Collecting Animal Offal + Selling Braised Food in Ancient Times] Note: This is a fictional world where cattle can be bought and sold freely, just like pork and mutton, and can be slaughtered. Hao Yun transmigrated into the body of a widow, already a grandmother, and her cheat code was the National Fortune Trading Market bound to her backyard. Looking at the unwanted cow and pig offal in the National Fortune Trading Market, Hao Yun was certain it was unwanted garbage and went crazy with joy. In her previous life, she had studied cooking. So what if she was in ancient times? So what if she was a widow? She still led the original owner's family to open Hao Yun Restaurant at the crossroads, becoming famous throughout the surrounding villages thanks to the collected offal, because the food was so cheap. It also provided a place for scholars going to the imperial examinations and passersby to eat their fill and enjoy meat to their heart's content.

The protagonist is not just a tool. In addition to short videos and historical video reviews, he also focuses on showing modern life to the ancients!

Lin Qi doesn’t know about his life, and the videos he watches will be broadcast to audiences of all generations.

So Lin Qi's life became a source of entertainment for countless ancestors after dinner under the sky.

Watching the AI ​​short video [“Oh, I, Ying Zheng, won the MVP”] made Ying Zheng split open.

The sight of [Shao Song's Dragon Banner Pressing Forward] brought tears to Zhao Kuangyin's eyes.

The [Top Ten Emperors Ranking] caused indignation among countless emperors.

Playing [The Unfortunate Song of the Ming Dynasty] made the emperors of the Ming Dynasty vomit blood.

Brush【Late Night Net Depression Cloud】EMO predecessors

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Lin Qi traveled around the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and took his ancestors to see the splendor of China!

Ying Zheng: "No, why am I always the one being teased?"

Liu Che: "Why are they called dragon and phoenix emperors, while I am the pig emperor?"

Li Shimin: "Can you please stop mentioning that awful Xuanwu Gate inheritance law?"

Li Chengqian: "Your Majesty, please call me Crown Prince!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth Brother, come here!"

Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...

Food Videos

Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.

Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?

Video introducing Confucius.

Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?

Terracotta Warriors Video

Lu Feng: There are so many people.

Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.

Repair Kick Video

Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.

Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?

Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?

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When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.

Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.

Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.

Clearance sale of old books, buy

Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?