【Happy, sadistic, invincible article! 】
Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo!
Because his soul skills are too abstract, he knelt down and cried when he was banned.
100% of the time, he was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk!
The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour!
Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea!
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Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous? !
Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life!
Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid?
Qian Renxue: You have seen through my female body for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me?
A certain extra: The blue devil is coming, run away! ! !
Why did the Pope of the Spirit Hall become a pillow, and be hugged to sleep every night?
Why did Ah Yin's memory get modified, and she personally destroyed the Blue Silver Emperor bloodline of the evil son Tang San.
Xiao Wu was actually forcibly taken in as a pet rabbit and forced to live on carrots.
Zhu Zhuqing succumbed to catnip, but her cold face shyly called her master.
Poseidon was also forcibly abducted, and finally took off the head of his lover Tang Chen with his own hands.
Is this a moral decline or...
Shang An: Yes, I did all this.
In order to become an immortal, for immortality, Shang An can only suffer for his third brother.
I am Shang An, the hammer of Tang San, the master of Haogan.
Lin Fan, a social animal, dies suddenly and travels across Douluo Continent, only to start at the bottom of Shrek Academy? By binding to the [Anti-Routine Counterattack System], playing against the grain can earn incredible rewards! While others cultivate for ten years, he ascends to Soul Master status with a single nap; while others risk their lives to seize treasure, he can catch a 100,000-year soul ring just by fishing. While Tang San is still worried about Xiao Wu's identity being exposed, Lin Fan has already managed to lure Zhu Zhuqing home by simply lying down. Facing the exasperated Tang San, Lin Fan says, "Don't worry, the fun has just begun. I just want to be a quiet, handsome man, and by the way... seize all opportunities."
[Comprehensive Anime] + [Novels] + [Ninety-Nine Streams] + [Renwai] Ninety-Nine Stream novels have two key characteristics. 1. A platform for sharing abilities. 2. Distributing avatars across the universe. Theoretically, each avatar is identical yet distinct, experiencing different adventures, possessing different personalities, and enjoying different lives. Naruto Locke: "I understand the logic, but why did I travel through time as a crow? The Uchiha next door wants to capture me to be a summoning beast!" Pirate Locke: "I repeat, I'm a furry! A wolf, not a dog!" Kyubey Locke: "Hey, buddy, do you want to sign a contract with me and become a magical girl?" Veela Locke: "Being too handsome isn't good either. I really didn't come to Hogwarts for a relationship!" Slime Locke & Tentacle Monster Locke: "..." Elf...
Zhang Fan traveled through Douluo and obtained the dialogue modification system. The crazier the plot, the more modification value he was rewarded with. The modification value can be exchanged for various treasures in the heavens and the worlds.
When Tang San awakened his martial spirit, Zhang Fan moved his mind, and the blue silver "grass" turned into a blue silver "chicken" that had been cultivated for two and a half years, and the Haotian "hammer" turned into a Haotian "dog".
Tang Hao saw Tang San's two martial spirits and almost died on the spot, thinking that Tang San was not his own son!
[Ding, Tang San's martial spirit was modified successfully, the plot is a bit crazy, and 100 modification values were obtained, which can be exchanged for the Nine Yang Magic Skill. 】
Martial Soul: Heavenly “Lan” Sword, Zhang Fan directly changed the martial soul to: Heavenly “Shang” Sword, the Heavenly “Shang” Sword has four attributes of ice, fire, thunder and darkness, and can tear the space and summon seven powerful beasts, each of which is extremely powerful.
Tang San worships Yu Xiaogang as his master, and the next moment "master" is changed to "godmother", Yu Xiaogang is directly confused...
Yu Xiaogang's mouth is swollen like an orangutan's mouth due to poisoning, and Tang San needs to help him suck out the poison, and kiss his orangutan...
Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, Dai Mubai were all petrified on the spot when they saw that scene... Aren't they too crazy?
【Abstract】+【Funny】+【Crazy】+【Tang San Abused】+【Master Abused】+【Martial Soul Emperor Banner (Ten Thousand Soul Banner)】
Bai Yu traveled through Douluo and awakened the narration system, which can modify the narration and thus affect the plot.
【Plot: Tang San awakened the Blue Silver Grass and Clear Sky Hammer】
Bai Yu smiled and changed "grass" to "fart" and "hammer" to "dog". The master fell in love at first sight. Tang San is my disciple given by God!
【Plot: Yu Xiaogang is going to use the ten core competitive theories of martial souls to trick you into becoming his apprentice】
Bai Yu waved his hand and changed "ten" to "ten thousand". After that, everyone at Notting College didn't see the master for three months. It is said that the master's beard was bald in order to make up the remaining 9990 theories.
[Plot: Tang San is preparing to recognize Xiao Wu as the boss in the seventh dormitory]
Bai Yu was so crazy that he changed "大" to "妈". Tang San suddenly knelt down, crying and shouting:
"Mom, the unfilial son Tang San will be filial to you!"
(The introduction is weak, the main text is waiting for you)
Good news, I traveled through time and space and obtained the inheritance of the Goddess of Life, one of the five great gods in the divine world.
The bad news is that his awakened martial soul is the Ten Thousand Souls Banner, which is used as the standard weapon for evil cultivators.
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"Are you really the heir of the Goddess of Life?"
In the Angel Secret Realm, the Angel God looked at the martial spirit in the child's hand and fell into deep thought.
"Yes, it's genuine!"
Li Changsheng patted his chest, his young face full of seriousness.
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Rakshasa God: No, brother, how come your martial soul is even more evil than mine? Not only is it surrounded by black mist, but why are there screams inside?
Li Changsheng: What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What do you mean by evil? Mine is called purple and black, okay!
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Goddess of Life: Didn't I ask you to save people? Why did you massacre the entire city?
Li Changsheng: Yes, I'm saving people. Look at how unfair this world is. Even if free spirit masters and ordinary people work hard their entire lives, they may not even get to meet those great figures. The reason I kill is because my Ten Thousand Souls Banner is a world unto itself. Within this world, whether genius or ordinary, everyone is suppressed to the same level of cultivation. My goal is to create a new world without oppression, where everyone is equal!
Goddess of Life: Huh?
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Qian Renxue: No, brother, you have become a decent person, then what am I?
Li Changsheng: Holding the Xuanshui Emperor Flag, we can fight even if everyone attacks together!
After saying that, on the Wanhun Banner in Li Changsheng's hand, there was a huge word "Qin", flashing with a deep light!
The new book has been released, starting the infinite journey from Douluo.
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My name is Lu Chen, and I’m a time traveler. However, I don’t have a system, nor do I have all the unique skills like Tang San, the master of unique skills. But my martial soul is the Infinity Stone, hahahaha!
Soul masters of Douluo Continent, are you ready to welcome your great devil?
This is a story about using one's own martial spirit to play tricks on others in Douluo Continent.
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This book does not flatter Tang San, nor does it praise or worship the master. It shows how Lu Chen uses the infinite gems to dominate (parody) the Douluo Continent.
ps: The title of the book is also called "Traveling Through the Heavens Starting from Douluo" and "Douluo Shura Field"
[Torture Three] + [Funny] + [Relax] + [All Collected] Ye Yin traveled through the Douluo Continent to obtain the resentment value system. As long as he makes people feel resentful, he can become stronger. When he saw Tang San, he said, "Xiao San, you take good care of your father!" "I haven't eaten enough. I have some leftovers to feed the dog. Do you want to eat it?" When he saw Yu Xiaogang, he said, "Master, you said there are no useless martial spirits, only useless spirit masters. What's your situation?" When he saw Xiao Wu, he said, "I'll treat you to spicy rabbit heads." "How did your mother die?"... I thought Ye Yin was sinister enough, but I didn't know that his spirit skills were even more sinister. The first spirit skill, blessing/curse, blessing: impose good status, sleep
Ye Fan traveled through Douluo and obtained a BUG-level golden finger, which allowed him to modify the plot.
Tang San was awakening his spirit, and Ye Fan turned the Blue Silver Grass and Clear Sky Hammer into the Blue Silver Hammer and Clear Sky Grass. When Tang Hao saw the two spirits, he didn't know whether to use the hammer to protect the grass or use the grass to protect the hammer.
Tang San was fooled and was about to kneel down and worship Yu Xiaogang as his teacher, but Ye Fan made a change...