[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

"Twenty Thousand Years of Magic Empire" "The elves criticized us humans for having no faith and no reverence; they accused our magic of being too utilitarian and making the undead work in the fields; they laughed at humans for not having the protection of the racial gods and being just savage monkeys." "Let me clarify: Yes, we are barbarians!" "Forget about those boring disputes about faith, culture, and moral speculation." "When the empire wins, scholars will defend us." "To conquer the astral world, we need 100 stable portals, 1,000 star battleships, 100,000 well-trained spellcasters, the coordination of a thousand-member wizard council and a magic education system that teaches everyone. In short, we need a great empire!" ……………Returning from the end of time, Erian witnessed the end of this Western fantasy universe with his own eyes. Someone must stand up and unify all the planes...

Shen Lang, carrying the "Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Technique," transmigrated to the world of "Covering the Sky." Just as he was about to bring a small shock to the people of "Covering the Sky," he was suddenly pulled into a chat group. The chat group was full of himself. Shen Lang was dumbfounded. It turned out that he was not only the protagonist of a fanfiction with cheat codes, but also a transmigrator? Even more incredible, in each world, in addition to the chat group, he also had cheat codes. Shen Lang in "Swallowing the Stars": Borrowing the Martial God, borrowing the Fruit of the Future, obtaining the Great Success Method, enjoying the results first, and making up for the cultivation later... Shen Lang in "Battle Through the Heavens": Virtual space, simulated cultivation, becoming a top alchemist in one second, adding points to become a saint! ... Xiao Yan, Luo Feng, and Ye Fan were all dumbfounded: "Holy crap, there are cheat codes!" This chat group can also travel to the worlds of other group members? "Fanzi (Fengzi, Yanzi), bro will take you to a dungeon..." (Currently, the world is tentatively set as...)

As a traveler from the Warhammer universe, Chen Yu finds every new world he arrives in delightful and beautiful. After all, what could be more despairing than traveling through the Warhammer universe without any cheats, being just an ordinary person, and finally being transported to the bottom of a hive? Through hard work, he becomes a mechanical priest. During an archaeological excavation, he accidentally encounters ancient relics and is transported to a world almost identical to Earth. Chen Yu originally thought he had returned home, but he discovered that it was a cyberpunk world. And so the story unfolds.

Lin Mo, a student at Zongwu High School, is a transmigrator from the Celestial Empire. He starts with the ability to reincarnate infinitely and can also absorb strange powers for his own use.

In this world that seems to be a slice-of-life anime crossover.

He was an outstanding student in the eyes of his teachers, an unsolvable monster in the eyes of the mysterious, and a prophet in the eyes of his comrades.

I don't care about Tomie, Sakura Ghost Stories, Rule Ghost Stories, Rule Ghost Stories, Doomsday Insect Plague, Dangerous Containment Items, Cunning, Greenskins, I've contained them all.

Minghao transmigrated to another world and discovered that everyone in this world awakens a job panel at the age of eighteen. While others can only take on one job, he can take on an infinite number. His first job is Transmigrator. From then on, he embarked on a journey through countless worlds. In the Demon Slayer world, he became a Breathing Swordsman and a Demon Moon Swordsman, manipulating Muzan at will. In the One Piece world, he became a Marine and a Pirate, robbing pirates in his warship, gaining double the experience for one job. In the Jujutsu world, he became a Jujutsu Master and a Jujutsu Spirit, comprehending the mysteries of the soul. In the Naruto world, he became a Ninja, one of the Three Great Sages, wielding the power to destroy planets. In the Warhammer world, he went from Space Marine to Primarch to the Golden Throne… After countless years, Minghao looked back and realized that he had already ascended to the highest position in countless worlds.

Kronos transmigrates into the Marvel universe as a billionaire, believing he's reached the pinnacle of life, only to unexpectedly become bound to the [Strongest Lottery System]. His first ten draws summon Sukuna, Zhongli, Esdeath… and even the Greater Grail from the Type-Moon universe! Using the power of the Grail, Kronos summons powerful figures from various worlds as Heroic Spirits in this turbulent Marvel world, hosting a seven-on-seven Holy Grail War with a total of fourteen Servants. Scheduled Servants: [The Crimson Alchemist] Zolf J. Kimpley, [The Ice General] Esdeath, [The Cursed King] Ryomen Sukuna, [The President] Fanny Valentine, [The Killer Whale] Oga, [The Rock God] Zhongli, [Son of Sparta] Vergil, [Attack on Titan] Eren Yeager, [God of War] Kratos, […

I have traveled through time, please speak for me!

As soon as Shen Xiu squatted down, he turned into a tree in the dark fairy tale multiverse.

Speak up! You must speak up!

Here, there is a weird fairy tale world

When the alarm clock rings, the lumberjack of Gouxiongling will walk out of his cabin and chop down trees with his electric saw. Every tree seems to bleed, but who knows if it is a tree?

The sheepless ghost village on the grassland is strangely filled with sheep every night, but are there really sheep under the sheepskin?

The bloody Little Red Riding Hood in the fairytale town took off the Little Red Riding Hood. Was it the hat that was taken off, or was it the…

There was a cooking competition in the palace, but there wasn't a single chef to be seen. All that was left was the steaming hot pot and the aroma of meat...

In the endless underwater world, a headless starfish always appears silently, and countless eyeballs always surface at night...

Every distorted dark fairy tale world makes people feel desperate

Fortunately, after everyone traveled through time, everyone was able to gain an ability.

And Shen Xiu's ability is called [Evil God Fabrication]!

"Unknown liquid + own bark + Bear Ridge mud = filthy earth spirit"

"Hybrid Monster: Super Invincible Monster's Tentacles + Twisted Monster's Head + Your Own Hand = The Twisted Hand of All Things"

"Broken goat horn + gray wolf skin + strange ghost money = the ghost two-headed demon"

"Owl's Wing Feather + Genius Wei's Eyeball + Mother Bear's Eyeball + Contaminated Chain = Angel's Eye"

When countless weird things are created by him, he becomes the evil god!

"Dark fairy tale? Can it be darker than me?"

"The Nameless One! The One to whom all things are one! Blind and foolish God! Come forth!"

In high school, students learn swordsmanship and other combat techniques. Quantitative indicators of physical fitness are an important criterion for university admission. Combat ability is a key subject. These are clearly standard urban martial arts styles. But can anyone tell me what the heck is that giant roadside advertisement for a mixed-race potion? Is the swordsmanship teacher from the Demon Slayer world, or the Pirate World? A new, incredibly popular restaurant has opened next door, and rumor has it that the chef is one of the ten most talented graduates from Totsuki. I turned on the TV, and it was broadcasting news about a meeting between the mayor and the head of Konoha Village. Celebrating the tenth anniversary of diplomatic relations between our city and Konoha. Something's a bit off about the style of this martial arts world.