[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

[Dark-Dark Fruit, Demon Void, Mythical Zoan-type Shikigami, Great Swordsman, God Valley Era!]

Char Aznable travels to the world of One Piece and becomes the strongest general in the Kingdom of Vokawa, with a subordinate named Kaido.

When he and Kaido were being escorted to Mary Geoise, the Dark-Dark Fruit came to them, and a shrine was born within his body.

From then on, all Zoan-type Devil Fruits could be subdued and turned into shikigami for battle.

The game even gives you the strongest shikigami, Demon Void, right at the start!

Furthermore, there are special exclusive rewards for taming mythical beasts!

Subduing the vampire form rewards [Grafting], subduing the Yamata no Orochi form rewards [Chimera], subduing the horse bone rewards [Nest of Bones], subduing Nika rewards [Bungee Gum]... As the number of mythical beast shikigami increases and the chimera methods become more varied, Char discovers that he is invincible!

Kaido: "Mr. Machoro, teach me!"

Mo Xu Luo: "Nika Nika~~~~~"

The God Valley battle begins, and Char claps his hands together: "Chimera Dark Garden! Countless Shikigami unleash their power!"

Rocks: "This era is called the Black Emperor!"

When Char led his shikigami to attack Mary Geoise, ten thousand phantom beast shikigami slammed into his face, and Im panicked completely!

The dragon-riding clan was reborn in the elf world, but was abducted by a colorful giant turkey that fell from the sky.

But when he was caught by the Phoenix King and brought to an open space, he saw the little kids beside him and the old man with an ice sculpture mask in front of him, and he suddenly realized it.

It seems that he was chosen by the Pokémon super boss.

Join Team Rocket and stir up trouble! Break into Galar and take away Infinite!

The legendary trainer Red, the four kings of Kanto who have a morbid dream of betraying the alliance, the ambitious hero Sakaki, the intersection of reality and ideals, the three hegemons of the sea, land and air, the collision of time and space...

Transmigrating to the world of anime, the system rewards a complete set of Devil Fruits. First, recruiting a small helper made of binchotan charcoal. Then, looking at the familiar anime heroines from his past life, Xia Tian says he just wants a sweet everyday life. Yukinoshita Yukino, Yui, Miyazono Kaoru, and why is there also Mrs. Fueguchi Ryoko, Touka, and Miko? Whether you're ghouls, monsters, or evil spirits, if you don't let me live my normal life, I'll destroy you all with a thunderclap. Setting up a random stall, how could it have ended up in Beika Street, Yahara, and the pitch-black Tokyo? Natsume Reiko, a loli blinded by the enterovirus, is a warm and caring person. Xia Tian respects the fate of others, but will intervene when he sees someone unhappy.

Minghao transmigrated to another world and discovered that everyone in this world awakens a job panel at the age of eighteen. While others can only take on one job, he can take on an infinite number. His first job is Transmigrator. From then on, he embarked on a journey through countless worlds. In the Demon Slayer world, he became a Breathing Swordsman and a Demon Moon Swordsman, manipulating Muzan at will. In the One Piece world, he became a Marine and a Pirate, robbing pirates in his warship, gaining double the experience for one job. In the Jujutsu world, he became a Jujutsu Master and a Jujutsu Spirit, comprehending the mysteries of the soul. In the Naruto world, he became a Ninja, one of the Three Great Sages, wielding the power to destroy planets. In the Warhammer world, he went from Space Marine to Primarch to the Golden Throne… After countless years, Minghao looked back and realized that he had already ascended to the highest position in countless worlds.

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world as a poor, low-income household?

Summer Pond (Xia Chi) thinks it wouldn’t be so bad to just raise a few cute Pokémon and live a plain but happy life.

But what the heck is this suddenly awakened Hex System?!

[Magical Masked Meow]

[Equipment: Trinity Force] (+33% Physical Attack, Special Attack, Physical Defense, Special Defense, Speed, HP)

[Equipment: Ember Crown] (+70% Spellcasting Speed, +10% Extra Damage; Skills inflict Burn effect on targets)

[Synergy: Grass Type (6)] — At the start of battle, increases Physical Attack, Physical Defense, and HP by 1% per second, up to a max of 200%. When the limit is reached, summon the Tree of Life!

[Synergy: Dark Type (6)] — Defeating opponents lets you collect Fear Points, each...

Traveling through the world of American comics, Locke Kent thought he would be able to wait for the golden finger and travel the universe.

After waiting for twenty-five years...

What I ended up with was a long list of tax bills.

Penniless, he had no choice but to farm with his cousin Jonathan Kent.

Actually, it would be nice to be a farmer and hug Superman’s thighs, right?

However...

In the first harvest year.

Fate brought good news and bad news.

Good news:

Goldfinger is finally online

The bad news:

This first "hack" that arrived 25 years late was actually—

A blond baby with a star birthmark and a strange stone mask

[Ding! Adoption successful: Dio Brando]

【Please ensure the healthy growth of your character physically, mentally, physically, aesthetically, and labor-intensively! 】

Locke: “?”

Many years later—

The Savior of Gotham finally takes a break from his busy schedule to visit his old father who is working hard on the farm.

"Father, recognize me, I will surpass..."

"Bang!"

Looking at Dio who was knocked down by him using Star Platinum: Beyond Heaven.

Locke shook his head helplessly.

"Dio..."

"Dad, I'm just a farmer trying to protect his wheat fields from his unfilial son."

......

Current adopted characters:

"Savior of the Evil" - Dio

"Eight Trigrams: Fire of Separation" - Holy Lord

"I've never been happy being a ninja." Once the greatest cursed tool maker and now widely recognized as the greatest puppeteer, Scarlet Yellow Carp's words couldn't be more sincere. He simply enjoys studying various techniques, including ninjutsu, but that doesn't mean he harbors any undue inclination towards the profession of ninja. "Yes, that's right. Those puppets and forbidden techniques are simply my personal hobby, not directed against anyone." "In fact, while the overall structure of this 'Mecha God' follows the basic concept of puppetry, its energy system based on cursed energy reactions is more suited to my habits than puppets that require additional equipment bays to expand their application and attack range." What habits? Of course, it's the ability to overcome difficulties with numerical calculations without further discussion...

I traveled through time and space to become Naruto and Sasuke's classmate next door, but there's no trace of him. Clearly a supporting role, I felt like this was the end of my life, and whether I became a ninja or not didn't matter anymore. Until... Good news: My random "Shadow Clone Technique" worked! Bad news: It wasn't my clone... Good news: My clone was Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, the ancestor of chakra! Bad news: It had no chakra at all, its pupils were at the bottom of its power, and it had no Outer Path Demon Statue. It was just a "painted skin" of the poorest of the poorest Kaguya... Good news: It wasn't just Kaguya, my "Shadow Clone Technique" seemed to be completely random every time I used it...