Also known as: "I am possessed by Ying Jie and my personality is split every day"

Mu Bei traveled to the continent of Teyvat with the Yingjie possession system.

The first thing I saw was the pink fairy lady who was as gorgeous as flying flowers.

"You have to believe that a cute girl's heart can do anything♪"

So there was a pink fairy grocery store in Mondstadt, which didn’t sell groceries but was only there to help people solve problems.

"The owner of that shop is so nice, and he always likes to put musical notations at the end of his letters. I'm going there again next time!"

"What? You're asking about Noelle? She's working as a clerk in that store."

Later, cats in Mondstadt began to disappear mysteriously frequently, and the Fatui envoys from the Goethe Hotel frequently reported thefts, which gave the Knights of Favonius a headache. This was until Diona, the bartender at the Cat's Tail Tavern, broke down and came to Jean, shouting that there was a thief who attacked her late at night and she was not after money, but only wanted to pet the cats!

Everyone knows that the new female archer adventurer who came to Mondstadt and never misses her target can learn music from Venti like an artist, and talk about alchemy with Albedo like a senior scholar. She even has a seizure occasionally, rushing into the Hilichurl camp roaring and howling, leaving wailing everywhere she goes.

Her best friend, Bennett, scratched his head at this.

"Why does Mu Bei always like to beat up the hill people while yelling for Brother Jie to stop?"

More than ten years ago, a child fell from the sky in front of the Rock King. When Morax saw the child, he frowned for a long time: "What an ugly child..."

More than ten years ago, Zhong Gui fell from the sky. The first person he saw when he opened his eyes, and the first thing he said was that he was jealous of her beauty. Zhong Gui was determined to stick to him for the rest of her life, eating and drinking his food, and even eating him out of money!

Everything was going smoothly until Zhong Gui returned from his travels in the seven kingdoms.

Zhong Gui: Am I engaged?

Ganyu: When did this happen? How come I have a new fiancé?

Shen He: Senior sister? Why is she here?

Hu Tao: This is my adopted husband. Where did you come from? Zhongli, Zhongli, they're bullying me!

…

Then, you need a tool to travel to other worlds!

Chat Man: Here I come!

[Classic Xianxia + Comedy Cultivation + Rebel Disciple vs. Master + Side Paths & Odd Techniques + No System + Genius + Survival King + Walking Calamity + Early Chapters are Comedy Slice-of-Life – Don't Enter If You Mind]

In the new millennium, modern youth Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a fantastical cultivation world.

By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful female master from the Purple Heaven Palace.

From there, Gu Changsheng begins his "legendary" rise to the top — not by righteousness or strength,

but by scamming, scheming, stealing, and smooth-talking his way through the cultivation world.

He launches businesses never before seen in any Xianxia world:

Immortal Lottery – Trendy Spiritual Fashion – Changsheng Cigarettes – “Hit Me” Ride Service – Life & Death Insurance – Emergency Cultivator Rescue – Holy Herb Pharmaceuticals – Matchmaking for Immortals…

"Sounds reasonable… right?"

Years later, Gu Changsheng looks back—he's somehow monopolized every single industry in the cultivation world.

It hits him like a lightning bolt:

“Wait a sec… without realizing it, I’ve climbed to the very top of the world!”

Standing at the peak, overlooking the masses, he slowly pulls out a cigarette and lights it.

"Phew~! My carefree, rebellious life... was like walking on thin ice all along."

📌 Author's Note: The synopsis doesn't do it justice — check the main story!