【Cultivation + daily comedy + side face transfer + face slap + Lao Liu + Gou Dao. 】

Everyday funny, humorous and witty conversation, and a slow-paced main story.

After Han Changkong traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, he discovered that the owner of this body had been injured and became a disabled person in order to help the sect find the Sword of Heaven.

Finally he died in his own cave.

After traveling through time, Han Changkong activated the golden finger, which allowed him to transfer his own negative energy to the enemies who wanted to kill him.

"Damn, the enemy seems to be unable to hold on any longer. Big brother, hold on a little longer! I'm about to break through!"

"I want this technique that allows you to quickly cultivate by sacrificing your lifespan."

Brother, you are injured, take the pill quickly, or I will give you the pill?

Then he took out a bunch of healing pills and gave them to his enemies.

Senior Sister: "No? You gave healing pills to the enemy?"

"Senior Sister, the enemy is also a human being. This is called boundless love."

I thought to myself: If I really die, where can I find such a tough enemy?

Han Changkong just wants to survive and thrive, just wants to be a local emperor, just wants to have 30,000 beauties in his harem, and has no desire to make progress.

[No female lead, no clichés, not a wish-fulfillment story, excellent writing, first-rate plot. If you don't like this kind of story, please don't read it.]

The thirty-first year of the Gregorian calendar.

Snow falls in the cold winter.

Many things happened that year: a new divine child was born in the Divine Sect, thirty-six golden lotuses bloomed in the Buddhist Temple, and a madman emerged from a dilapidated Taoist temple on the verge of collapse.

The North Sea churns as if to swallow the heavens and earth.

A small blade of grass grew on the three thousand miles of barren land in the Demon Kingdom.

In the same year, a brother and sister walked into Chang'an City, carrying a crumpled letter, and stepped into the grand scheme of things.

......

Years later, Li Ziji sat cross-legged on the peak, a long sword across his knees, and murmured to himself: "I would rather suffer eternal damnation than seek liberation from the saints."

Cultivators in this world emphasize calming the mind and focusing the spirit, engaging in secluded and arduous training, often for ten or even a hundred years. Lin Ye transmigrated here and became an ordinary outer disciple in a sect, busy with sect missions every day, with no time for meditation and cultivation.

Just when he was in despair, the [Cultivation Background AFK System] awakened.

[The martial art technique "Iron Sand Palm" has been detected. Create a background task?]

"yes."

While Lin Ye was eating in the cafeteria... [Iron Palm has been automatically practiced for 1 hour, proficiency +10.]

While Lin Ye was chopping wood at the mountain gate... [Iron Palm has been automatically practiced for 3 hours, proficiency +30, and the key to internal strength has been grasped.]

While Lin Ye was sleeping in bed... [The Iron Palm technique has been automatically cultivated for 8 hours, reaching the minor completion stage!]

While others are in seclusion, he is living life.

While others were diligently studying, he was slacking off.

Until one day, a formidable enemy from the sect attacked, and everyone thought disaster was imminent. Lin Ye silently glanced at his backend panel:

"Golden Bell Cover": Perfect (365 days of idle time)

"Chasing Wind Sword Technique": Perfected (AFK for 180 days)

The Burning Heaven Heart Sutra: Completed (999 days of continuous use)

Lin Ye sighed: "Cultivation... is it really that simple?"

Fang Chen, lacking spiritual roots, had originally thought he'd never be able to cultivate in his lifetime. However, all that changed when he obtained a broken sword. He discovered that simply chopping with it would increase his cultivation. "Do you have spiritual roots? No wonder my cultivation increases so quickly when I chop!"

No spiritual energy in the restricted area? No problem, I can absorb energy even by chopping rocks!

Is it difficult to practice martial arts? What a joke! I can get enlightenment just by killing people!

Is the Heavenly Tribulation terrifying? Haha, when the Heavenly Dao saw me draw my sword, the Tribulation Cloud immediately took a detour.

You say I don't have spiritual roots? I become stronger just by killing people, so why would I need spiritual roots?

My friends, welcome aboard and watch how Fang Chen, with just one sword, rises from a menial servant to an Immortal Emperor.

The protagonist wants to hide but is always pushed to the front; the heroines have their own specialties and grow up under the protagonist's "unintentional guidance" (system analysis + complaints); daily interactions are full of misunderstandings and jokes; they deal with crises together (the protagonist is responsible for providing "theoretical guidance" and "logistical support", and the actual output depends on teammates).

The Zhang family of Anping City was brutally annihilated by men in black. A naive young man narrowly escaped death and embarked on a path of revenge. He journeyed through the Divine Tower, embarking on a journey of sword cultivation. In the Blood Ruins, he learned the secret art of the Void. On the Tianyuan Continent, he achieved supreme Buddhist and Taoist principles. To save his loved ones, he ventured alone into the Dan Gui Demon Realm and the Guixu Sacred Land. By chance, he obtained the origin of the Five Elements. To avenge his family's annihilation, he journeyed from the small town of Anping City to the capital of Baidi... The naive young man gradually became the Lord of Eternity and the God of Creation.

Travel through the world of The Return of the Condor Heroes and become the protagonist Yang Guo.

Thinking of the upcoming scene of the late Southern Song Dynasty, with its stormy and chaotic times, Yang Guo was paralyzed!

No, as a modern office worker, why did you ask me to travel through time? My fried chicken, my French fries, my happy water, all gone.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, the Fishing of the Heavens system was activated.

[Congratulations to the host, you obtained the Nine Yang Magical Art by fishing]

[Congratulations to the host, you got the Dugu Nine Swords by fishing]

[Congratulations to the host, you gained one year of training experience by fishing]

From then on, Yang Guo's strength increased rapidly. He had all the skills and internal strength, soldiers, money and food, and steam and technology all exploded.

What? Decades later, the Mongolian army marched south to capture Xiangyang City, leading to Guo Jing and his wife dying for their country?

Sorry, I can’t wait that long. My subordinates are already impatient to put the imperial robe on me!

[High-level martial arts + pay-to-win elements + ruthless killing + no harem elements + satisfying read]

Chen Muye transmigrated to a world similar to Earth, but this world has martial arts, strange beasts, and talent.

Chen Muye, who transmigrated, obtained a pay-to-win system.

You can improve your martial arts cultivation or martial arts skills by spending money!

A leader said: "Muye, you have great talent, but you can't be complacent! You still need to work hard to improve!"

Chen Muye: ? ? ? If you can afford to spend money on in-game purchases, why bother with cultivation?

[System, give me a massive amount of in-game currency!]

[Ding! The host's talent has been upgraded to SS-level Titan Power by consuming points!]

[Ding! The host's talent has been upgraded to SSS-level Power Domain by consuming points!]

During a competition: Chen Muyi looked at the prodigies in front of him.

"I'm still standing with you today."

"When we meet again, I will stand with your fathers!"

At one moment, a peerless genius looked at Chen Muye on the battlefield.

“He really did it; he didn’t just stand with our fathers.”

“He even stood in front of our ancestors!”

A family outcast, he was relegated to guarding a medicine garden, enduring endless bullying and humiliation. One day, a fortuitous encounter allowed him to cultivate a variety of elixirs for his own use. Genius is determined by aptitude, and I possess various elixirs, rapidly increasing my strength. From then on, I tormented geniuses, flirted with women, battled the powerful, and rose to unrivaled status, becoming the Supreme Martial Master.

Chen Guan transmigrates to a world of high martial arts, where he can upgrade his martial arts by consuming his lifespan. He unexpectedly learns that by slaying demons, he can obtain their lifespan to upgrade his martial arts, from the "Stone Throwing Technique" to the "Six Meridians Divine Qi Sword Qi," from the "Gentle Breeze Footwork" to the "Mysterious Gate Sky-Stepping Escape Technique"...

In a dark and chaotic world, demons run rampant, officials collude with demons, and human life is as worthless as grass. Chen Guan, a lowly beggar, embarks on the path of martial arts to become a god by slaying evil and demons!