[Invincible protagonist + lighthearted humor + incredibly satisfying gameplay in the later stages of this book, highly recommended to read to the end in one go!!] Transmigrating to a fantasy world, Jun Moyun cultivates to the peak of Quasi-Emperor, just one step away from becoming the Great Emperor of this era. However, the Heavenly Dao suppresses him, cutting off his path forward, and he is about to become the strongest cannon fodder in history!
"Two thousand years of cultivation, and I don't even have a cultivation partner? What's the point?" Jun Moyun slapped his thigh. "I quit! I'm going to give up!"
Just as he was preparing to lie down and become a lazy elder in the Tai Xuan Sect, the system, which was two thousand years late, finally went online!
"Ding! The God-level Assist System has finished loading. It has detected that the host has achieved the 'Strongest Quasi-Emperor' achievement. The reward has been doubled!"
Jun Moyun: "??? I was ready to give up, and you're only showing up now?"
System: "Host, don't worry, this system is a cure for all kinds of laziness. You can become stronger even while lying down!"
Thus, the most outrageous quasi-emperor in history was born! While others cultivated, he slept; while others fought, he ate sunflower seeds, yet his strength skyrocketed, infuriating all the geniuses!
"Ding! Host has been lying around all day and has obtained the title 'Emperor of Lazybones', with combat power +9999!"
"Ding! The host, while enjoying the spectacle, comprehended the 'Great Dao of Enjoying the Spectacle,' resulting in a surge in cultivation!"
The Emperor of the Present Era: "Jun Moyun, what kind of cultivation method is this?!"
Jun Moyun: "Is this what you call... winning by doing nothing?"
Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.
But I didn't expect...
The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.
Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.
First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.
She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.
How can we prevent this kind of thing?
Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"
The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.
From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.
No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.
Then next——
These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?
Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.
Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.
These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.
"Senior Sister, how come you have..."
Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.
These male disciples no longer believe in love.
In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.
Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.
The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.
Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"
The protagonist wants to hide but is always pushed to the front; the heroines have their own specialties and grow up under the protagonist's "unintentional guidance" (system analysis + complaints); daily interactions are full of misunderstandings and jokes; they deal with crises together (the protagonist is responsible for providing "theoretical guidance" and "logistical support", and the actual output depends on teammates).
Yan Shu transmigrates to a fantasy world, becomes an elder of the Tianyun Sect, and is bound to the [Strongest Master System].
By taking on apprentices, you can gain talent bonuses from them! Granting your apprentices any item will yield a return of up to a billion times!
From then on, Yan Shu embarked on a path of becoming stronger by "tricking" his disciples.
"Ding! You have bestowed the Basic Sword Technique upon your disciple, triggering a ten-thousand-fold return, and you have obtained the Chaos Sword Manual!"
"Ding! You have granted your disciple a Body Tempering Pill, triggering a billionfold return, granting him the [Nine-Turn Golden Pill]!"
"Ding! You have bestowed a broken iron sword upon your disciple, triggering a critical hit return, and you have obtained the [Innate Supreme Treasure, the Immortal Slaying Sword]!"
Years later, when all the gods and demons descend, the world is in imminent danger.
Yan Shu's disciples all made their moves, one sword cleaving open the heavens, the other shattering the Milky Way with a punch.
The gods and demons were horrified: "Why are there so many powerful emperors in this world?"
Yan Shu helplessly spread her hands: "Don't misunderstand, I just taught them casually."