Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.
But I didn't expect...
The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.
Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.
First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.
She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.
How can we prevent this kind of thing?
Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"
The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.
From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.
No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.
Then next——
These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?
Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.
Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.
These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.
"Senior Sister, how come you have..."
Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.
These male disciples no longer believe in love.
In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.
Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.
The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.
Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"
Being reincarnated in a cultivation world, Han Jue realizes that he can live his life like a video game. He can reroll his cultivation potential and connate providence.
So, he spends 11 years rerolling for a good one…
[Unparalleled: Immortal beauty, top-notch charm]
[Destined Sword Fanatic: Top-notch Sword Dao aptitude, top-notch Sword Dao comprehension]
[Unparalleled Movement Technique: Top-notch movement technique aptitude]
[Descendant of the Immortal Emperor: You will receive an unparalleled cultivation technique and 1,000 superior-grade spirit stones]
In pursuit of longevity, Han Jue decides to cultivate in a low-profile manner.
A thousand years later, generations of cultivators have become history.
That is when the Immortal Realm decides to clean up the mortal world. So, Han Jue finally has no choice but to take action.
Then he realizes, deities and gods aren’t that powerful after all!
【System + Invincible + Easy and Funny + Lying Down + No Female Lead + No Knife】 College student Lu Hao traveled to the world of cultivating immortals, but found that he could not cultivate! After being ridiculed crazily, he directly awakened the strongest breakthrough system! Under the system, there is no bottleneck in cultivation in this world! Helping others to break through can gain ten thousand times of cultivation! Ding! Master Ling Tian breaks through, activates ten thousand times of cultivation return! Awaken the strongest bloodline! Invincible in the Northern Wilderness! Ding! The apprentice breaks through, obtains ten thousand times of the emperor-level skills, and is given ten thousand ancient immortal treasures! From now on, there is no need to worry about skills! Just when Lu Hao was lying in his yard and playing rotten, Ding, the Taoist apprentice's cultivation broke through! Lu Hao was directly confused, how could I become a god by lying down and playing rotten? ! ! From now on, invincible in the world! !
[Invincible protagonist + lighthearted humor + incredibly satisfying gameplay in the later stages of this book, highly recommended to read to the end in one go!!] Transmigrating to a fantasy world, Jun Moyun cultivates to the peak of Quasi-Emperor, just one step away from becoming the Great Emperor of this era. However, the Heavenly Dao suppresses him, cutting off his path forward, and he is about to become the strongest cannon fodder in history!
"Two thousand years of cultivation, and I don't even have a cultivation partner? What's the point?" Jun Moyun slapped his thigh. "I quit! I'm going to give up!"
Just as he was preparing to lie down and become a lazy elder in the Tai Xuan Sect, the system, which was two thousand years late, finally went online!
"Ding! The God-level Assist System has finished loading. It has detected that the host has achieved the 'Strongest Quasi-Emperor' achievement. The reward has been doubled!"
Jun Moyun: "??? I was ready to give up, and you're only showing up now?"
System: "Host, don't worry, this system is a cure for all kinds of laziness. You can become stronger even while lying down!"
Thus, the most outrageous quasi-emperor in history was born! While others cultivated, he slept; while others fought, he ate sunflower seeds, yet his strength skyrocketed, infuriating all the geniuses!
"Ding! Host has been lying around all day and has obtained the title 'Emperor of Lazybones', with combat power +9999!"
"Ding! The host, while enjoying the spectacle, comprehended the 'Great Dao of Enjoying the Spectacle,' resulting in a surge in cultivation!"
The Emperor of the Present Era: "Jun Moyun, what kind of cultivation method is this?!"
Jun Moyun: "Is this what you call... winning by doing nothing?"
The game starts with the system of rising against the sky.
【bite!】
Li Congxin: Stop biting me. I don’t have any dreams. I don’t want to be the dragon-slaying boy. In this life, I just want to lie down.
system:……
[Don't you want to have invincible strength, supreme power, and endless money? This system can help you achieve it! ]
Li Congxin: No! I have an unrivaled background, my father is invincible, my eldest sister is extremely powerful, my second sister is extremely wealthy, and I have a bunch of incredibly impressive relatives...
system:……
…
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a Supreme Bone!]
Li Congxin: Everyone told me to stop biting. As long as I wanted, I have a total of 206 bones in my body, and each one can be a supreme bone.
system:……
Li Congxin: How about I embed the piece you gave me into my dog first?
system:……
Li Congxin: Okay, you can decompose it yourself!
system:……
[Unbinding…]
【Unbinding failed! 】
[Official announcement: This system will never admit defeat! ]
Gu Fan travels through a fantasy world and starts out as a God-Eating Body. He can become stronger as long as he devours resources.
but.
The family was too useless to detect him, so they sent him to an auction house to be a small owner.
"bite!"
At the critical moment, the system awakens!
Bind to the auction ten thousand times return system, as long as the items are auctioned, the return can be stacked with multiples!
"Ding! The host is auctioning off the first-level Soul Gathering Pill, and a tenfold critical hit will return the Nine Heavens Soul Gathering Pill!"
"Ding! The host is auctioning off the first-level cold iron sword, and a hundred times the critical hit will return the sword of the heart-wrenching world-destroying sword!"
"Ding! The host is auctioning off a first-level technique, and a thousand-fold critical hit will return the original secret book of time and space!"
"Ding! Host auction..."
[Invincible + System + Funny + Relaxed + Decisive Killing + Not a Madonna]
Ye Nan traveled to the world of cultivation and awakened the disciple-taking system, which allowed him to become stronger by taking in disciples.
As a result, three years passed and the system did not respond at all, and no apprentice was received.
In order to make a living, I had to open a pub!
The daily check-in has made Ye Nan numb. The room is filled with various skills and treasures, but they are of no use to him.
Because he couldn't practice, he could only use the skills as firewood to make fire and cook as a comfort.
Until one day, the system's voice sounded again!
[Ding! Detected... someone who meets the host's requirements for becoming a disciple has appeared nearby. Clear the host to go and become a disciple!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting a disciple. Reward: 10,000 levels of Qi Refining, unlocking the incredible skill: Eyes of Delusion.]
[Ding! Feedback to the disciple, 100 times the training speed, activate the special physique: Diamond Tyrant Body, and unlock the incredible skill: One, Two, Three, Wooden Man!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting a disciple. Reward: 10,000 levels of Qi Refining, unlocking the incredible skill: Golden Right Hand.]
[Ding! Feedback will be given to the disciple, and the cultivation speed will be increased by 100 times. The special spiritual root: Xuanbing spiritual root will be awarded, and the heaven-defying skill will be unlocked: Come and fight me!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting a disciple, and feedback on the disciple's incredible skill: Facing the Gale!]
From that day on, Ye Nan's outrageous journey of recruiting disciples became unstoppable.
Even a dog passing by will get slapped twice!
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【Cultivation + daily comedy + side face transfer + face slap + Lao Liu + Gou Dao. 】
Everyday funny, humorous and witty conversation, and a slow-paced main story.
After Han Changkong traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, he discovered that the owner of this body had been injured and became a disabled person in order to help the sect find the Sword of Heaven.
Finally he died in his own cave.
After traveling through time, Han Changkong activated the golden finger, which allowed him to transfer his own negative energy to the enemies who wanted to kill him.
"Damn, the enemy seems to be unable to hold on any longer. Big brother, hold on a little longer! I'm about to break through!"
"I want this technique that allows you to quickly cultivate by sacrificing your lifespan."
Brother, you are injured, take the pill quickly, or I will give you the pill?
Then he took out a bunch of healing pills and gave them to his enemies.
Senior Sister: "No? You gave healing pills to the enemy?"
"Senior Sister, the enemy is also a human being. This is called boundless love."
I thought to myself: If I really die, where can I find such a tough enemy?
Han Changkong just wants to survive and thrive, just wants to be a local emperor, just wants to have 30,000 beauties in his harem, and has no desire to make progress.
(Invincible + Lightheartedly Funny + Goofy + Time Travel + No System) Other senior brothers are all gifted and virtuous, with impeccable character, peerless elegance, unparalleled genius, admired by all, like a glittering star! But my senior brother is lazy, greedy, and dishonest. He possesses the Sacred Body of the Great Chaos, yet he's obsessed with money! Cultivation? Even dogs wouldn't practice. I'm already invincible, so a little money isn't too much to ask for, right? — From Lu Xiaochuan's Quotations.
Transmigrate to the Immortal Cultivation World, Become the Young Master of a Wealth-Rivaling-Nation Chamber of Commerce.
Bound with a villain template from the beginning, he dug out a young child's Supreme Bone, killed a 100,000-year-old beast that had taken human form, hunted the Heavenly Desolate Sacred Body, and robbed fellow disciples of their Dao companions.
This is absurd; is this the hell-level difficulty start?
Fortunately, bound with the Supreme Investment System, as long as he invests in others, he gets dividends.
To save his life, Wang Xiu begins to crazily spend money, letting himself loose!
......
Butler: Young master, you offer free spiritual root testing for ordinary people. This business is a huge loss!
Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!
......
Butler: Young master, you've established a Nine-Year Compulsory Immortal Cultivation Academy. This business is a huge loss!
Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!
......
Butler: Young master, you're sheltering millions of weak Independent Cultivators. This business is a huge loss!
Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!
......
Years later.
The Demon World launches a massive invasion, sacred lands fall, heavens collapse, and all beings suffer.
Even the Great Emperor is bleeding!
At the entrance of the charity foundation, a young man in white walks out slowly.
With one punch, he opens the sky, restoring peace and order!