【Cultivation + daily comedy + side face transfer + face slap + Lao Liu + Gou Dao. 】

Everyday funny, humorous and witty conversation, and a slow-paced main story.

After Han Changkong traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, he discovered that the owner of this body had been injured and became a disabled person in order to help the sect find the Sword of Heaven.

Finally he died in his own cave.

After traveling through time, Han Changkong activated the golden finger, which allowed him to transfer his own negative energy to the enemies who wanted to kill him.

"Damn, the enemy seems to be unable to hold on any longer. Big brother, hold on a little longer! I'm about to break through!"

"I want this technique that allows you to quickly cultivate by sacrificing your lifespan."

Brother, you are injured, take the pill quickly, or I will give you the pill?

Then he took out a bunch of healing pills and gave them to his enemies.

Senior Sister: "No? You gave healing pills to the enemy?"

"Senior Sister, the enemy is also a human being. This is called boundless love."

I thought to myself: If I really die, where can I find such a tough enemy?

Han Changkong just wants to survive and thrive, just wants to be a local emperor, just wants to have 30,000 beauties in his harem, and has no desire to make progress.

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

Yan Shu transmigrates to a fantasy world, becomes an elder of the Tianyun Sect, and is bound to the [Strongest Master System].

By taking on apprentices, you can gain talent bonuses from them! Granting your apprentices any item will yield a return of up to a billion times!

From then on, Yan Shu embarked on a path of becoming stronger by "tricking" his disciples.

"Ding! You have bestowed the Basic Sword Technique upon your disciple, triggering a ten-thousand-fold return, and you have obtained the Chaos Sword Manual!"

"Ding! You have granted your disciple a Body Tempering Pill, triggering a billionfold return, granting him the [Nine-Turn Golden Pill]!"

"Ding! You have bestowed a broken iron sword upon your disciple, triggering a critical hit return, and you have obtained the [Innate Supreme Treasure, the Immortal Slaying Sword]!"

Years later, when all the gods and demons descend, the world is in imminent danger.

Yan Shu's disciples all made their moves, one sword cleaving open the heavens, the other shattering the Milky Way with a punch.

The gods and demons were horrified: "Why are there so many powerful emperors in this world?"

Yan Shu helplessly spread her hands: "Don't misunderstand, I just taught them casually."

The protagonist wants to hide but is always pushed to the front; the heroines have their own specialties and grow up under the protagonist's "unintentional guidance" (system analysis + complaints); daily interactions are full of misunderstandings and jokes; they deal with crises together (the protagonist is responsible for providing "theoretical guidance" and "logistical support", and the actual output depends on teammates).