Ink-stained Bamboo Sword: The sword body seems to be stained with ink, exuding the fragrance of bamboo. When wielded, the sword energy is like the dancing of bamboo. It is four feet and three inches long, three inches wide, and the handle is one foot and two inches long. A derivative work of Fairy Tail, which is different from the original work. If you want to read the original work, please watch the anime. I am a sword fairy in Fairy Tail.

Yang Pingsheng, a passer-by in life, has no desires or requests.

As long as he completes the tasks assigned by the system and changes those female villains, he can realize his wish and reach the peak of his life.

He doesn't know what he wants, but he still completes all the tasks according to what the system says.

However, when he lived in seclusion in the valley and prepared to spend the rest of his life -

the two-faced emperor, the savior of the evil, the eternal supreme life, the despicable and shameless people...

those female villains, who have recovered their memories, killed the protagonist of the original world and shattered the will of heaven.

Come to him.

[IQ online, no brainless plot] + [No system] + [God of Taoism] + [Eternal Life] + [No female protagonist] + [Old Six] + [Powerful tactics] + [Steady and cautious]

Zhang Wu travels through the world of cultivation and starts out as a jailer in the Heavenly Prison.

The end of being an official is the sky prison, the end of being a soldier is dying on the battlefield, and the end of being in the martial arts world is also a vendetta, and no one will die a good death.

If you want to survive, you have to stay safe and sound in the prison to earn money, learn skills, and accumulate trump cards.

A thousand years later...

When Zhang Wu decided to leave the Heavenly Prison, he had only a few cards in his hand.

"This time, if we have a 99% chance of success, then we'll take action. It's unrealistic to always strive for 100% certainty..."

Ye Tianxing traveled to a fantasy world and became the master of Tianxing Peak, the only one of the Ye clan. Like those time-travel novels, he also obtained a system.

However, Ye Tianxing just wanted to be a salted fish and didn't want to practice at all.

System: "You have six months to become a cultivator."

Ye Tianxing: "What cultivator? I was lucky enough in my previous life, isn't it better to be a salted fish in this life?"

System: "If you don't practice, I will chop you to death."

Ye Tianxing: "Eighteen years, when have you ever hit me?"

System: "I @#￥%..."

[Traditional cultivation + not brainless + no harem + no system + funny + shady + dark-bellied + decisive in killing]

The main story is slow to start

Thirteen-year-old Han Dachui was cutting grass on the mountain when he accidentally found a porcelain bottle, but he had no idea what it was.

Through his constant exploration, he gradually discovered the function of this thing and slowly embarked on the path to immortality.

Traditional cultivation, Qi refining, foundation building, golden elixir, Nascent Soul...

[Longevity + Cunning + Immortality + Dark and Unkind + No Sword + Slow to Warm Up]

(The protagonist of this article is a bit cunning in the early stages, but it is just an excessive way, not a cunning way.)

(This article is also titled "Don't Ask If It's Right or Wrong, Just Tell Me If I Became a Taoist Patriarch?")

When Fang Qing woke up, he unexpectedly traveled to a world of cultivation where the Great Dao was manifested.

All living beings in the world can look directly at the Great Way,

Thus all the ways of the world came into being.

Different paths, practicing different "Tao", understanding different "principles",

Before they knew it, except for those who were on the same path, other sects could no longer communicate.

"If we do not share the same ideals, we cannot work together."

"Those who are not of my way are all evil spirits!"

"So," Fang Qing nodded and confirmed with his master again:

"Except for us, are all the other Taoist monks evil?"

"That's right, disciple is right!"

Fang Qing nodded, but was puzzled——

"Then why...are those 'evil spirits' afraid of us?"

"Besides, why do they go crazy just by looking at me?"

The master stroked his beard and smiled, his eyes deep:

"That's because—"

"We are Daozu,"

Fang Qing: “…”

He looked down at his newly entered cultivation level.

Then I looked at Master's as-a-matter-of-course expression.

For those of you who have just taken the first step on the path,

It became the Daozu thing,

Still feels like something is not right!

A Mature Lady: You have a house?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Ms. Perfect: You have a car?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Loli: Big Brother Jiang Xiu, do you have a seven-figure bank balance?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

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Jiang Xiu once transmigrated to the Immortal Martial Continent, living out a long life there and establishing himself with renowned fame. He finds himself waking up to strange circumstances and discovers that he’s returned back home. What happened exactly? And what’ll he do from now on? Follow Jiang Xiu as he deals with the crazy scenarios fate has in store for him.