[Naruto] [No CP]

Hasumi, cosplaying as a real person, was tragically hit by a car and transported into the world of Naruto, now possessing the real person’s physique and innate abilities.

Before he could react, a one-eyed dragon appeared before him and coldly declared:

“You’re my son.”

“I’m your father.”

Hasumi instantly recognized the one-eyed dragon—wasn't that Danzo Shimura?!

The most hated villain in Naruto... now his dad?

The most annoying villain from Naruto and the most hated from Jujutsu Kaisen (cosplayed) have formed the most hypocritical father-son duo imaginable.

Danzo Shimura:

"Excellent! Now we can plant a spy near the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki and the last Uchiha!"

Hasumi Masato:

"Perfect. Once I farm enough Malice Points, I’ll turn Danzo Shimura into a super-powered cyborg!"

Sai, Hasumi’s Root training partner:

“We were twin lotuses blooming in darkness, but you abandoned me and walked alone into the sunlight. I hate you.”

[Malice +5,000 | Chakra +5,000]

Naruto, who saw Hasumi as a moral guide:

“You said you'd protect your friends… help me become Hokage… It was all a lie! It was all part of your plan! I hate you!”

[Malice +50,000,000 | Chakra +50,000,000]

Sasuke, who saw Hasumi as a confidant:

“You taught me ninjutsu… understood my hatred… All just to use me against Itachi? I hate you.”

[Malice +50,000,000 | Chakra +50,000,000]

Without might, one cannot vanquish bandits; without force, one cannot rule the world. Llane Rivers, having traveled across Westeros and become the sole male heir to the Rivers family of Harrenhal, chooses the path of Prime Minister in the face of the impending War of the Five Kings. "Joffrey, this is freshly made chicken soup." "Joffrey, why are you rebelling?" "Joffrey, I told you not to call me deadaddy. Call me the King's Father, the Regent."

Tags: Horror Aesthetics, Anti Hero (Loyal to his bottom line), Urban Supernatural, Strong from the Start

Dismemberment by a haunted doll with a chainsaw.

A red-clothed ghost taking lives at the airport.

A ten-mile street crawling with spirits.

The dead rising inside a crematorium.

Corpses running amok in an abandoned hospital...

These aren’t my experiences — they’re the stories I’ve written.

My name is Yang Ning, heir to the Spirit Gate and a professional Spirit Descender. I deal in spirit-linked dolls — the kind that can actually manifest ghosts.

Now, wrapped in malevolent spirits and followed by over a hundred red-clothed ghosts, I’ve returned from Hell to the world of the living...

To bring this world a grand and terrifying feast.

[No female lead] + [Ruthless and vicious] + [Villain] + [Gu worms]

Today marks the eighteenth year since the arrival of the All-People Gu Tour in the world, and it is also the second day since Fang Han was reborn using the [Primordial Gu].

Looking at the familiar blackboard and classroom, Fang Han, who had been driven to his death by his teammates and various forces in his previous life, suddenly understood.

In such a cannibalistic world, you have no background, no resources, no friends, and no one you can trust.

Without robbing? Without cheating? How can one become a strong person?

If I don't choose the path of evil, am I destined to be a good person with a gun pointed at my head?

Why should good people have guns pointed at them?

Should good people suffer endless torment?

Looking at everything familiar in front of him, Fang Han smiled.

The laughter was shrill and manic.

Let whoever wants to be the good guy be it; he's had enough.

......

Imitator's skin + Imitator's flesh + 250 grams of blood-stained velvet + 3 stalks of Life-Giving Grass = Tier 1 [Human Skin Gu]

First-tier Regret Gu + First-tier Chess Gu + White Jade Chess Piece + Black Ice Piece + Sea of ​​Hatred Crystal + Heart of Regret Beast + Chess Wood + Hands of a Skilled Player + Fingers of a Gambling Cheater + Heart of a Regretful Person = The Ninth Most Extraordinary Gu in the World: [Regret Chess Gu]

...

While mastering numerous Gu formulas, he also abandoned the conservative development path of peacefully studying in his previous life and began to steadily move towards the path of a demonic Gu master.

This time, he first killed the classmate who bullied him in his previous life in the game, stole his belongings and quickly rose to power. Then he pretended to save a powerful person in distress, and when the person lowered his guard and turned his back to him, he punched him through the heart and inherited the treasures left by his predecessor.

Communicate the spirit of origin and shuttle between the two worlds.

In this world full of endless opportunities and crises, there are 'blood knights' who steal ancient bloodlines and are comparable to the humanoid Godzilla; there are 'walking gods' who sacrifice to evil gods and incarnate evil for power; and there are also 'strange servants' who feed the ghost and turn themselves into mysterious containers...

However, there is always a shadow over their heads, because this is a world controlled by wizards!

Luo Xia, who accidentally became a substitute and had the qualification to shuttle between the two worlds, embarked on an unprecedented road to the top with his unreliable golden finger 'True Vision Pupil'!

Name: [Art Tavel (Zhuang Zhou)]

Occupation: [Demon Warlock]

Class: [1]

Bloodline: [Abyss (0.03%), Human (94.97%), Darkness (5%)]

The descendants of the Tavel family, the bloodline of demon warlocks that had declined, had another “dark” bloodline after the arrival of Zhuang Zhou.

With this bloodline, he can summon monsters from the dark world.

The first thing he thought of was not to drive the summons to help fight, but to wonder if the equipment of the dark world would explode after the summons died?

"Villain + Invincible"

Wu Sheng, who traveled to the American comic world, awakened the "Infinite Dimension System" in desperation.

The initial new player reward was: Monster Ranch?

And a small gift, the void monster Griza?

What made him even more excited was!

As long as you rewrite the ending of the story, you can get a reward!

You can also buy props in the "Infinite Dimension" by gaining the "despair value" of the world!

So.

The Avengers, who had just defeated the alien invaders and had not yet taken a breath, ushered in a more terrifying catastrophe.

Monster invasion!

Umbrella, Arkham, Foundation!

One by one, the terrifying mysterious forces emerged from the fog and appeared in front of the world!

A new soldier who had just been recruited for a few days, after entering the military camp training of the Total War system, turned into a fanatical madman.

An old farmer who had been farming for half his life, was fooled into working in the arsenal of the Total War system, and immediately became an assembly line worker who devoted himself to the Total War system without salary.

A group of profiteers half-believed and half-doubtedly entered the bank of the Total War system, and then became a loyal and shrewd economic pillar.

The corrupt bureaucrats, from the moment they entered the city hall of the Total War system, they were only loyal to one person in their hearts.

(Invincible + No Heroine + Cool Story + No Virgin Mary)

Li An signed a contract with Death Paradise. As a contractor, he must survive and become stronger in every mission.

I have fought against the gods of men and slain the king of zombies.

I am the scarlet master and a predator that devours everything.

In the world of good and evil, I choose to stand in the shadows and walk alone.

In this life, I am destined to step on piles of bones and sit on the scarlet blood throne.

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)