[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

After traveling through the prehistoric world, he became Laozi's first disciple and was given the name Qingxuan! Familiar with the plot of the prehistoric world, he decided to cling to the Taishang's leg. Little did he know, the Three Pure Ones could hear his thoughts. Upon his ascension, Hongjun said, "Three Pure Ones and I have a connection. Will you accept me as your master?" The Three Pure Ones were so excited they wanted to kneel and kowtow. "Haha, what nonsense! I'm just trying to steal your Pangu luck so I can better plan my own prehistoric world. Without Hongjun, as Pangu's descendants, achieving Hunyuan is inevitable!" Upon hearing this, the Three Pure Ones suddenly realized their reluctance to accept him, leaving Hongjun bewildered. "I wish to unite myself with the Way of Heaven. Since I have no use for this treasure from the past, I'll give it to you!" "Haha? Nonsense! It's clear that the Creation Treasure has long been bound to the Three Pure Ones, destined to be theirs. And since you can't refine it, that's why you're...

[Multiple time travelers + no female protagonist + cool story + system sacrifice]

Time Traveler No. 1: I, the third brother of Jinwu, want to build the most powerful demon court!

Time traveler number two: I am the Thirteenth Ancestor of Witches, and I want the Witch Clan to dominate the world!

Time traveler number three: I, King Dong, want to establish the most powerful immortal court!

Time traveler number four: Old thief Hongjun, give me your life!

…

Countless time travelers descended upon the prehistoric world, claiming themselves to be the protagonists of the prehistoric world. They punched the Three Pure Ones and kicked Zhunti in an attempt to overthrow Hongjun's rule.

Hongjun didn't care about this at all: "How dare a mere time traveler be so presumptuous! Come on! Release Hongtian!"

Thus, the story of Hongtian, Hongjun's biological son, and many time travelers begins!

[Logic Online][Traditional Wilderness][Qiyun Zhengdao]

A sleeping soul that traveled through the ancient times happened to meet Pangu, the god who opened the sky. The soul was integrated into the banana tree, one of the ten innate spiritual roots.

Without system plug-ins, don’t even dream of beating Hongjun.

But the opportunity that should be fought for must still be fought for. Even after traveling through the primitive times, still talking about cause and effect? ​​Isn't that just mentally ill?

Laozi, Yuanshi, Tongtian, Nuwa, Jieyin, and Zhunti, the six saints, were all shocked and asked: "Qinghuan Daoist, how did you successfully merge the three corpses into one? And you were able to achieve enlightenment without the Hongmeng Purple Qi? Why are we all so ambitious and meritorious, but the three corpses still don't have..."

Hongjun: Congratulations to fellow Daoist for achieving the Great Dao, which has been recognized by the three Daos.

From then on, there was a new religion in the ancient world called: Yuanjiao.

Follow your heart and all things will return to their origin - enlighten your mind and follow nature, the Way of Heaven is the origin - follow your heart and follow Heaven.

Reborn in the ancient times, Su Heng became an acquired spiritual bamboo. He had a shallow background and weak cultivation. He happened to meet the Six Saints who were proving their truth and recruiting many disciples.

He knew that in this world, becoming a disciple of a saint and having a great sect as a backer was the greatest opportunity in the prehistoric world.

However, Taiqing is inaction, and only considers fate when accepting disciples.

Yuanshi paid great attention to following others, and when accepting disciples, he emphasized the good family background.

Tongtian is unruly and his disciples are murderous and aggressive. In the future, they will suffer the baptism of the great calamity of the Conferred Gods. The disciples of Jiejiao are destined to become victims of the calamity.

What's more, as a Western creature, Su Heng would be instinctively rejected by the East.

Only the Western religion, not only did Zhunti and Jie Yin protect their own shortcomings, but they were also the only winners during the Conferred Gods period.

In the future, when Western religion flourishes, there will be a day when he will become a Buddha or a patriarch.

Thus, Su Heng, after enduring countless hardships, finally became a disciple of the Saint Jie Yin. From then on, the West had another Buddha of the Three Ages, and Buddhism flourished, starting with him. ...

He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

Qin Xuan traveled to the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor witch who should not have appeared, and controlled the law of power.

Thinking of the tragic ending of the Lich War in the future, he set his sights on his twelve brothers and sisters who were all muscle.

If we could sterilize the Twelve Ancestral Witches...

Without the witch clan, where would the witch-lich catastrophe come from?

Then the thirteen ancient witches, who were full of merits in creating the world and had no karma at all, walked out of the Pangu Temple.

And under Qin Xuan's careful teaching of "fists are the truth, and opportunities all depend on grabbing", Zuwu's style of painting has completely gone astray!

Since then, the largest bandit gang in the prehistoric world was born!

"Fellow Daoist, this cushion is destined for me!"

"Yuanshi, hand over the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi!"

"Jie Yin Zhunti glanced at us, he must be planning something! Brothers, kill him!"

............

Without the witch clan, the demon clan dominated the world.

Unable to bear the oppression, countless creatures joined the Zifu Immortal Court.

A great catastrophe of immortals and demons broke out.

Queen Mother of the West chasing the sun?

Dong Wanggong shoots the sun?

Yuanshi angrily crashed into Mount Buzhou?

The entire prehistoric world was in chaos.

Countless years later.

Qin Xuan and the Twelve Ancestral Witches used the Thirteen Capitals of Heavenly Merit Formation, intending to chat with Hongjun.

When the real body of Pangu, who had dominated the ages and whose merits and virtues shone brightly enough to blind a dog, crushed the gate of Zixiao Palace with one foot.

Hongjun's face turned green, and he ran away overnight carrying the Jade Disc of Creation...

This is a primitive world where fake accounts are everywhere.

This story begins when the great god Fuxi comes to "check the water meter" (extra chapter).

Mingyu is a blue phoenix bird. Not long after she was born, a great god came to check the water meter and forced her to sign a "contract between heaven and earth" (a contract of selling herself, crossed out).

Then the great god packed him up and took him back to Fengqi Mountain.

"Oh, so he's Fuxi. Then the figure in red next to the sycamore tree must be Nuwa?"

How could it be that Nuwa, holding the red embroidered heavenly sword, chased and attacked Fuxi, who was able to persuade (coerce and bribe) the thirty-six gods to sign the "Contract of Heaven and Earth"?

And why does that Taoist priest look so much like Hongyun? But what the hell is Yunxia Dongtian, where his home is located in Yunmeng Daze?

This pocket is cleaner than his face. Is the Taoist who looks at others' innate spiritual treasures with envy really the Lingbao Tianzun?

Lingbao Tianzun has no Lingbao? What a joke!

Mingyu, who is surrounded by a bunch of big guys, said that this prehistoric world is a little different!

Welcome everyone to enter my wild world.

There are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly developments. One vanished, and Siye was that one. He watched as the Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Phoenix, and First Qilin vanished into the primordial wasteland; Hongjun united with the Dao to secure a glimmer of hope for the masses; Nuwa and the Three Pure Ones of the West attained sainthood; the demon race established the Heavenly Court; the human race emerged; the witch-lich war led to the human race's prosperity. After one catastrophe after another, one shift of heaven and earth after another, and one reincarnation after another, a glimmer of hope finally emerged. To change the predetermined outcome, Siye decided to roll up his sleeves, cultivate the land, build roads, develop the food industry, create entertainment, build tourist attractions, and develop infrastructure. What's the fun in fighting for power? Isn't it better to devour meat, drink wine, and laugh heartily? That witch over there, come and learn about the construction industry. Tongtian, you deserve a zoo. Nuwa, you're a professional at creating stars (humans). Dijun, don't miss out on this future star in the express delivery industry. Jieyin and Zhunti, if you come again and claim "This creature is destined for me," I'll close shop and release Hongjun. Hongjun: ... ——— At first, the Wu Clan: Where did this yellow-haired brat come from? How dare he set his sights on us? Later, real estate is so lucrative. — At first, Tongtian: How can a zoo be as happy as recruiting disciples? Later: A furry one in my left hand, a furry one in my right hand, I'm inhaling. ... [Dedicated to construction, development, and peaceful coexistence, the bottom VS the Daoist ancestor who only has the Tao in his heart but is repeatedly led astray] ——— See the pre-collected article next door! ["Monster Vacation Home"] Synopsis: Yuan Fei owns a small, two-story vacation home deep in the mountains, with three monster employees. The receptionist, who is often reported for keeping protected animals, is Hu Li, a nine-tailed white fox. The cook, who eats the guests' meals while cooking, is Tao Tie. The accountant, who calculates the long-term losses and finds that the boss owes the finance department money, is Pi Xiu. As the owner and sole human of this unfortunate vacation home, who's in debt to the finance department, Yuan Fei not only has to constantly have tea with the police, find excuses to guests for slow service, but also constantly struggles to save himself from bankruptcy. His heart is pounding. Yuan Fei thought his life would continue in this chaotic state, but one day, he discovered he wasn't human! He'd always thought he was the only human among these demons, but it turned out he wasn't either. This was embarrassing. Pixiu: "Why are you embarrassed? It's so good to be human. This way we can stay open for another five hundred years." Yuan Fei glanced at him dimly: "And then I'll owe you another five hundred years of money for no apparent reason?" Pixiu nodded: "Yes, you can pay it back if you can't." What a great deal! He's so clever. Yuan Fei: "...Brother, go away." ——— [A warm and healing smile on the outside, a madly complaining (mysterious) bottom vs. a stingy Pixiu top who only cares about money and never gives out] Theme: Live life to the fullest. No matter what difficulties you face, stay positive. With courage and determination, anything is possible!

Although this world is called the Great Desolation.

Although there's a mountain called Buzhou in the center of the continent.

Although I just captured a time traveler who thought he was Luohou.

But this world truly isn't the Great Desolation, and I truly am not Hongjun Daozu.

Gao Yao: "Stop talking. I understand. Daozu, please accept my disciple's greetings."

Hong Yi: "Thank you, Daozu, for teaching me the method to make everyone like a dragon."

Xiao Yan: "Daozu, you're too low-key. Besides you, who else can wholesale the Jade Discs of Creation?"

Hong Jun looked down at the object in his hand. Was it too late to call it a CD?