High above the nine heavens, on a futon, he attained the true Dao. The leader of all the mystical sects, he transformed into Hongjun from a single breath. A legend belonging to the Dao Ancestor of Zixiao Palace began its journey even before the arrival of the Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin. In the world of Shrouding the Heavens, beyond the sacrificial rites, is there still a Dao? In the primordial chaos, the demonic path ruled the heavens; could it last? In the mythical mountains and seas, the divine path clashed; who could prevail? The world calls me the Dao Ancestor, I am Hongjun, I shall pave the Great Dao for all ages! Ascending the Heavenly Road, I sing as I go. In this world, I will create my own Immortal Dao, beginning with the defeat of the Chaotic Ancient Emperor after being granted the Dao.

At the beginning, he slapped a mosquito to death. Who would have thought that it was the clone of the Mosquito Taoist? He was originally picking his feet in the city, and the next second he was dragged to the primitive world to face the Mosquito Taoist.

"…My blood is full of non-dairy creamer, Sudan red and melamine. I have high blood lipids, high blood sugar and high blood pressure. It's greasy and unpalatable!"

"You have to believe me! Taoist Mosquito!"

[High-Dimensional Primordial World + Five Primordial Elements + Era of Sainthood + Unification of the Primordial World]

"I submitted a memorial to the Purple Cloud Palace, requesting that Hongjun bestow upon me the title of Dao Ancestor! Yet he refused!"

"Outrageous! Let the world run rampant! Raise an army immediately and quell the rebellion in the name of Heaven!"

Before the Purple Cloud Palace, Hongjun lightly swept his whisk: "Donghua, in the past you comprehended the Great Dao as a Golden Immortal, but now the struggle for the Dao is endless and the primordial world is collapsing. What do you intend to do?"

Donghua drew his sword, pointed it at the heavens, and his voice shook the universe: "I was once a Golden Immortal and was called the Dao Ancestor. I can also open up new territories and establish a Heavenly Court! I beg the Dao Ancestor to step down and yield the throne to a worthy successor!"

Zhen Yuanzi arrived with the illusory image of the ginseng fruit tree and said in a deep voice, "Floods have overwhelmed the heavens, ferocious beasts have devoured all the realms, and all spirits have lost their homes. Fellow Daoist, do you have any good solutions?"

"Ascend to the highest peak and hold the morning bell; lift the heavens with one hand and strike the evening drum!" Donghua shattered the chaotic energy, "First annihilate the chaos and calm the waves, then slaughter the evil gods and establish the heavenly laws—this is my way!"

Since Jade Ding Zhenren saw the future, he has suffered from paranoia. From then on, he embarked on the path of cultivating life-saving supernatural powers, finishing off the enemy, avoiding cause and effect, and hiding his cards. If you meet someone asking for help on the road, I will say goodbye to you. If you have a chance, I will calculate the ten hexagrams first. If you are approached for no reason, you will disguise yourself and run away. If a fairy waves at you, don't look at her without permission. There are three thousand ways, but I only seek the one that is stable. Looking back, I will see you again, Taixuan Tianzun!

That's the story that happened a long, long, long time ago. . . . .

That is the era when human beings sink into boundless blood, which means that they should not respond every day, that the earth is not working, that they cannot survive, and that they cannot seek death. . . . . .

On that day, a tribe named Pan gave birth to a baby named Gu. . . . .

On that day, a tribe named Hong gave birth to a baby named Jun. . . . .

On that day, in a tribe called Li, the three brothers were surviving. . . . . .

On that day, a tribe named Ye was born. . . . .

That's the story that happened a long, long, long time ago. . . . .

That is the story of mankind's endless struggle, thousands of sacrifices, and finally creation of the world. That is. . . . .

Prehistoric calendar!

Reborn as Haotian, before he could react, Hongjun revealed his identity as a time traveler!

Luckily passing the test, Haotian Xianyu waited for the Lich Catastrophe to pass and became a Jade Emperor, but he found that everything behind the scenes was not as simple as he imagined!

There are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly developments. One vanished, and Siye was that one. He watched as the Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Phoenix, and First Qilin vanished into the primordial wasteland; Hongjun united with the Dao to secure a glimmer of hope for the masses; Nuwa and the Three Pure Ones of the West attained sainthood; the demon race established the Heavenly Court; the human race emerged; the witch-lich war led to the human race's prosperity. After one catastrophe after another, one shift of heaven and earth after another, and one reincarnation after another, a glimmer of hope finally emerged. To change the predetermined outcome, Siye decided to roll up his sleeves, cultivate the land, build roads, develop the food industry, create entertainment, build tourist attractions, and develop infrastructure. What's the fun in fighting for power? Isn't it better to devour meat, drink wine, and laugh heartily? That witch over there, come and learn about the construction industry. Tongtian, you deserve a zoo. Nuwa, you're a professional at creating stars (humans). Dijun, don't miss out on this future star in the express delivery industry. Jieyin and Zhunti, if you come again and claim "This creature is destined for me," I'll close shop and release Hongjun. Hongjun: ... ——— At first, the Wu Clan: Where did this yellow-haired brat come from? How dare he set his sights on us? Later, real estate is so lucrative. — At first, Tongtian: How can a zoo be as happy as recruiting disciples? Later: A furry one in my left hand, a furry one in my right hand, I'm inhaling. ... [Dedicated to construction, development, and peaceful coexistence, the bottom VS the Daoist ancestor who only has the Tao in his heart but is repeatedly led astray] ——— See the pre-collected article next door! ["Monster Vacation Home"] Synopsis: Yuan Fei owns a small, two-story vacation home deep in the mountains, with three monster employees. The receptionist, who is often reported for keeping protected animals, is Hu Li, a nine-tailed white fox. The cook, who eats the guests' meals while cooking, is Tao Tie. The accountant, who calculates the long-term losses and finds that the boss owes the finance department money, is Pi Xiu. As the owner and sole human of this unfortunate vacation home, who's in debt to the finance department, Yuan Fei not only has to constantly have tea with the police, find excuses to guests for slow service, but also constantly struggles to save himself from bankruptcy. His heart is pounding. Yuan Fei thought his life would continue in this chaotic state, but one day, he discovered he wasn't human! He'd always thought he was the only human among these demons, but it turned out he wasn't either. This was embarrassing. Pixiu: "Why are you embarrassed? It's so good to be human. This way we can stay open for another five hundred years." Yuan Fei glanced at him dimly: "And then I'll owe you another five hundred years of money for no apparent reason?" Pixiu nodded: "Yes, you can pay it back if you can't." What a great deal! He's so clever. Yuan Fei: "...Brother, go away." ——— [A warm and healing smile on the outside, a madly complaining (mysterious) bottom vs. a stingy Pixiu top who only cares about money and never gives out] Theme: Live life to the fullest. No matter what difficulties you face, stay positive. With courage and determination, anything is possible!

Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!

First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage!

When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions

—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!"

(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]

"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"

“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”

“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”

Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?

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In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?

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P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!