[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.

Li Lie woke up one morning to find himself the Third Prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace in the Journey to the West world. He declared he didn't want to be someone's mount, eating grass every day. Fortunately, he carried a narration system with him, which he initially thought was a cheat code, but it turned out the system only knew how to criticize him. [On your wedding night, Princess Wansheng abandoned your handsome appearance and fell for the ugly Nine-Headed Insect.] [Your cultivation is inferior to the Nine-Headed Insect's, and you don't have your own weapon. You can't defeat the Nine-Headed Insect with his crescent shovel. No, even if the Nine-Headed Insect had no weapon, you still couldn't defeat him.] [You were furious and wanted to beat the Nine-Headed Insect, but you were beaten up by him instead.] [Princess Wansheng]