A 21st century otaku, unable to go home on a rainy day, plays games under a telephone pole. After being struck by lightning, he travels back to the primitive times after the creation of the universe. In order to survive in the primitive times, he constantly becomes stronger and causes troubles.

Traveling through the ancient times, Cang Xuan became the first disciple of Sanqing and was bound to the Avenue Gatekeeper System.

Since the Three Pure Ones founded their sect and attained enlightenment, Kunlun Mountain has become a holy place in the hearts of all living things.

However, the person who wanted to become his disciple was blocked outside the mountain gate by Cang Xuan.

"Those who are burdened with karma will not enter the Xuanmen!"

He saw through all the creatures with evil intentions and murderous tendencies and refused to let them in.

He politely rejected those seekers of truth who were unfamiliar with the Way of Heaven and were deeply trapped in the calamity.

Therefore, all the disciples of Xuanmen are of profound qualifications and good character. There has never been any rift between the Chan Sect and the Jie Sect, and the Three Pure Ones have not separated.

One hundred thousand years later, the Lich Tribulation ended and the God Tribulation began.

Daozu Hongjun personally appeared on Mount Kunlun, intending to summon the Three Pure Ones to the Zixiao Palace to discuss matters, with the intention of having them sign the List of Gods.

"Following the orders of the Three Pure Ones, we are guarding the Xuanmen Gate!"

Cang Xuan slashed with his sword, his momentum as powerful as a rainbow: "Daozu Hongjun, why are you rebelling?"

Hongjun was stunned: "Why can't I beat him?"

Chen Ye's soul traveled through the ancient world and became the tragic Hong Yun. He felt that the problem was very serious.

His saintly position was taken away, his Hongmeng purple energy was robbed, and in the end, his soul was directly shattered...

As a good guy in the prehistoric world, his ending is very tragic!

The root of all this was the preaching in Zixiao Palace, where Hongyun gave up the sainthood, and the calculations of the saint Hongjun were indispensable!

After thinking it all through, Chen Ye decided to lie down.

As long as I don't go to Zixiao Palace to listen to the teachings, no one can plot against me...

Traveling through the Primordial Era, Ao Xing became the thirteenth son of the Ancestral Dragon, but was bound to an absurd system—the Strongest Lackey System!

As long as the lackey gets scolded, he becomes stronger!

"Rebelling against the Dragon Clan, I immediately defect to the Fierce Beast God Ni!"

"Betraying Ni, I then recognize the sage Hongjun as my godfather!"

The Ancestral Dragon was furious, the Qilin cursed loudly, and even the Heavenly Dao Hongjun was baffled: why does this rebellious dragon only grow stronger the more he’s scolded?

"Achieving Dao of Chaos, punching Hongjun? No, I just want to be the wildest lackey!"

Fuxi: "I see this person with eagle eyes and wolf gaze, a rebellious spirit stabbing straight at the Southern Heaven Gate."

Using the tiger’s power through the fox, and bullying others with backing, Ao Xing rampaged through the Primordial Era—

"Don’t stop! The harsher the scolding, the more invincible I become!"

"Let me see who’s stronger, you or my godfather Hongjun."

...

Many years later, inside the Purple Cloud Palace.

Ao Xing pointed at a spotted deer: "This is a horse."

Hongjun: ???

[Reverse operation + ruthless decisiveness + refusing to be a proper son]

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【Funny+No Female Lead+Subversion】

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Minhe was sent to the prehistoric world by his time-traveling friend, Daka, and became the Styx, and awakened the killing system;

Zhunti: "What was that thing that flashed by just now?"

Jie Yin: "I know, it was a red light, and I also know that we are dead~"

Minghe: "......, damn, this is too much, run away~"

Yuanshi: "I am Pangu's authentic Jade Purity Yuanshi Tianzun. Today I have attained the Dao... What the hell? How come I just became a saint and I'm dead?"

Laozi: "Second brother, calm down. It's a basic operation to die once to become a saint~"

Tian Dao: "......, I don't seem to understand this Honghuang~"

Tao follows nature, supreme and unparalleled!

Master the three thousand great ways and step on the endless galaxy;

Those who humiliate others will always be humiliated;

Those who deceive others will always be deceived;

At the end of the road, I am the top...

If Heaven had not given birth to me, Chen Daolin, the Great Dao would have remained dark forever...

Chen Yu accidentally obtained the Chaos Pearl and traveled through time and space back to the beginning of the world, arriving in the primitive times.

See how he wanders among myth, history and reality, finding his own path and creating a new life.

I was the first to create the world, and I realized myself in the Chaos Pearl.

The ten bloodlines of Zhou Pan are like purple clouds coming from the east and proudly standing in the sky.

Hongjun Tiandao Saint is the first, and Daoyu Saint Lord is even ahead of him.

Reborn in the prehistoric world, Hua Guang becomes an oil lamp between heaven and earth.

Initially, he cultivates and transforms through the endless true meaning of Suiren, becoming a disciple of the Xuandu sect. He

also activates his extraordinary intuition, capable of overcoming any magical power with a single thought, even creating myriad transformations!

[You subdue five hundred fire crows, comprehend the myriad ways of fire, and create the magical power of Samadhi True Fire!]

[You comprehend the principle of inaction, grasp the ultimate principles of heaven and earth, and attain the magical power of One Qi Transformation into the Three Pure Ones!]

[The human race establishes a temple for Hua Guang, naming you Horse King. Through faith, you grasp the path of incense and worship!]

[You diligently cultivate the principles of Quasi-Sagehood, master the essence of fire, and ascend to the realm of Hunyuan Daluo!]

After nine breaths of subjugation, his three eyes can observe the world.

Returning wind and fire, he locks down all demons with a single spear!

When Hua Guang ascends to Hunyuan, he journeys to the heavens. Throughout the prehistoric world, countless believers already praise his name!

Ye Xuan crossed the wilderness and became Kong Xuan, the son of Yuan Feng.

At the beginning, bind the system and make a choice.

Option 1: Obtain a strong monk qualification, practice hard, and you will definitely prove the Tao!

Option 2: Get a powerful luck, no disaster, and a safe life.

Option 3: Get the innate treasure companion.

In the face of these three choices given by the system, Ye Xuan decisively chose one.

It has all become Kong Xuan.

What are you afraid of?

When the world was first created, a mysterious Yang Qi fell into the wild land.

It took shape in Buzhou Mountain.

This Taoist called himself: Xuan Yang Daojun.

He left countless myths and legends in the wild world, and people respected him as: Xuan Yang Patriarch Miao Dao Tianzun.