Returning to the ancient past, starting with just a dog! Qin Xuan feels a bit sad about meeting the Black Emperor! The Desolate Heavenly Emperor: "Unrivaled throughout eternity! Slay every dog I see!" The Great Emperor Wushi: "Who will reign supreme at the end of the immortal path! I won't take the blame for Little Black's actions!" The Heavenly Emperor Ye: "I am the Heavenly Emperor, I will slay all enemies! Black Emperor, where do you think you're going!" When eternity looks back, Qin Xuan has achieved the pinnacle of the Emperor's path. Looking at the black dog the size of a calf beside him, he reminisces about the past! "If heaven gave me another chance, I would say—you damn dog, get lost!" The Black Emperor: "Woof...I'll bite you to death!"
"Down with the tyranny of the Three Pure Ones, the primordial world belongs to the Great Luo."
"Pangu takes turns sitting, this year it's my turn."
"A great Luo who doesn't aspire to be like Pangu is not a good great Luo."
...
“Fellow Daoist Xuan Yuan, the Three Pure Ones have been in power for twelve Pangu eras now, and the Great Luo Heavens have suffered for too long! I beg your help.”
Xuan Yuan looked at Hou Tu in front of him, then at the ten burly men standing behind her...
His lips twitched involuntarily, revealing a bitter smile.
Can I... say no?
Starting from a ferocious beast destined to be abandoned by the times, it strives for survival step by step in the vast wilderness, seeks the truth, proves eternity, and finally reaches the end of the road to see the origin! Book Friends Group QQ: 7-7-3-2-6-3-5-8-0
Lin Xuan's journey through time was a hellish beginning, as he became a minor land deity during the newly established Zhou Dynasty. Fortunately, deep within his soul, an ancient scroll, the "Record of Merits," became Lin Xuan's only recourse. "Saving one person earns ten points of merit; exterminating one demon earns a hundred; combing the earth's veins and benefiting the region brings immeasurable merit..." Exchange for fifty years of cultivation: 400 points of merit; ascending to the position of City God: 100,000 points of merit... Looking at the dazzling array of exchanges in the "Record of Merits," Lin Xuan realized: This wasn't a hellish start; this was a clear start! From then on, Lin Xuan transformed himself into the most diligent of Shinto oxen and horses. Within his domain, the weather was favorable, and evil spirits were eradicated. Outside, he saw injustice and earned merit. Lin Xuan quietly saved his "money," silently exchanging it for whatever resources would enhance his power. As time passed, the once insignificant land became a place ruled by...
At the beginning, he slapped a mosquito to death. Who would have thought that it was the clone of the Mosquito Taoist? He was originally picking his feet in the city, and the next second he was dragged to the primitive world to face the Mosquito Taoist.
"…My blood is full of non-dairy creamer, Sudan red and melamine. I have high blood lipids, high blood sugar and high blood pressure. It's greasy and unpalatable!"
"You have to believe me! Taoist Mosquito!"
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Minhe was sent to the prehistoric world by his time-traveling friend, Daka, and became the Styx, and awakened the killing system;
Zhunti: "What was that thing that flashed by just now?"
Jie Yin: "I know, it was a red light, and I also know that we are dead~"
Minghe: "......, damn, this is too much, run away~"
Yuanshi: "I am Pangu's authentic Jade Purity Yuanshi Tianzun. Today I have attained the Dao... What the hell? How come I just became a saint and I'm dead?"
Laozi: "Second brother, calm down. It's a basic operation to die once to become a saint~"
Tian Dao: "......, I don't seem to understand this Honghuang~"
Traveling through the ancient times, Cang Xuan became the first disciple of Sanqing and was bound to the Avenue Gatekeeper System.
Since the Three Pure Ones founded their sect and attained enlightenment, Kunlun Mountain has become a holy place in the hearts of all living things.
However, the person who wanted to become his disciple was blocked outside the mountain gate by Cang Xuan.
"Those who are burdened with karma will not enter the Xuanmen!"
He saw through all the creatures with evil intentions and murderous tendencies and refused to let them in.
He politely rejected those seekers of truth who were unfamiliar with the Way of Heaven and were deeply trapped in the calamity.
Therefore, all the disciples of Xuanmen are of profound qualifications and good character. There has never been any rift between the Chan Sect and the Jie Sect, and the Three Pure Ones have not separated.
One hundred thousand years later, the Lich Tribulation ended and the God Tribulation began.
Daozu Hongjun personally appeared on Mount Kunlun, intending to summon the Three Pure Ones to the Zixiao Palace to discuss matters, with the intention of having them sign the List of Gods.
"Following the orders of the Three Pure Ones, we are guarding the Xuanmen Gate!"
Cang Xuan slashed with his sword, his momentum as powerful as a rainbow: "Daozu Hongjun, why are you rebelling?"
Hongjun was stunned: "Why can't I beat him?"
What the hell? I traveled through time and space to become Luo Hou, one of the three thousand demon gods?
Luo Xuan: "System, I want to change my identity. I don't want to be Luo Hou. Change me to Space Demon God!"
System: "Ding, the host's request is detected to be unreasonable, rejected!"
Luo Xuan: "..."
Luo Xuan, a good young man from the 21st century, was accidentally reborn into a chaotic world and happened to encounter Pangu's creation of the world.
Damn, what kind of luck is this? Then won’t the battle between the demons end in the hands of Hongjun?
No! No! No!
Being familiar with the story of the ancient times, he will never let the tragedy happen again in this life.
"I, Luo Hou, will never prove my truth by killing others!"
……
Ye Xuan crossed the wilderness and became Kong Xuan, the son of Yuan Feng.
At the beginning, bind the system and make a choice.
Option 1: Obtain a strong monk qualification, practice hard, and you will definitely prove the Tao!
Option 2: Get a powerful luck, no disaster, and a safe life.
Option 3: Get the innate treasure companion.
In the face of these three choices given by the system, Ye Xuan decisively chose one.
It has all become Kong Xuan.
What are you afraid of?
A modern youth travels to Mount Sumeru and becomes a Bitter Bamboo Tree with innate spiritual roots. After being guided by Jieyin and Zhunti, he takes human form and becomes their younger brother.
"Third brother, what is a system? Could it be your innate spiritual treasure?"
"The system is something the author used to be lazy; I don't need it."
"Third brother, come with us to the Eastern World to search for some magical treasures!"
"No way, I'm going to lie down and stay on Mount Sumeru. I'll never leave in this lifetime."
"Third brother, didn't you say you never leave Mount Sumeru? Why are you here?"
"Oh, this is my puppet clone!"
"Third brother, why has the doctrine of the Western Religion changed to this state?"
"I've made some changes for you, you're welcome!"