Reborn as Haotian, before he could react, Hongjun revealed his identity as a time traveler!

Luckily passing the test, Haotian Xianyu waited for the Lich Catastrophe to pass and became a Jade Emperor, but he found that everything behind the scenes was not as simple as he imagined!

After traveling through the primordial world and becoming Guangchengzi, the future eldest brother of the Xianjiao sect, Chen Guang felt neither good nor bad. The thought of having his three crown flowers shaved off during the Conferred Gods Battle filled him with shame! But as the leader of the Twelve Golden Immortals, Guangchengzi sighed and could only strive to improve himself and protect his fellow disciples. Fortunately, the Xianjiao sect possessed countless magical powers, the first of which horrified the gods of the primordial world. "Duobao, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust. The Ten Thousand Immortals Formation is nothing. Behold my Jade Void Palace's most powerful technique, the Great Summoning Technique: Summon Yuanshi Tianzun!" "Yunxiao, do you want me to choose between a group fight or a one-on-one duel? Yes, a group fight means we all fight you, and a one-on-one duel means you fight us all!" "Third Uncle, please forgive my disrespect. Junior disciples, form the Twelve Dutian Qingling Formation! Summon Yuqing Zhen...

Li Jianye, who had retired from the Peninsular War, became the director of the Red Star Rolling Mill and discovered that the world he was in was actually a courtyard world.

In response to this, Li Jianye, who has fought all over the country, said, "My mission is to revitalize the country!"

Facing the Supreme Being of Morality? Doesn't the gun in my hand go off?

White Lotus in the Golden Age? Does my big mouth hurt?

Siheyuan God of War? Want some peanuts?

Deaf old lady? I heard you are a martyr's family member?

Li Jianye, who is very popular, said that everything I do is for the revitalization of the country!

Lead the rabbit to take off at the beginning, set a small goal first, and defeat the Eagle Sauce!!!

There are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly developments. One vanished, and Siye was that one. He watched as the Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Phoenix, and First Qilin vanished into the primordial wasteland; Hongjun united with the Dao to secure a glimmer of hope for the masses; Nuwa and the Three Pure Ones of the West attained sainthood; the demon race established the Heavenly Court; the human race emerged; the witch-lich war led to the human race's prosperity. After one catastrophe after another, one shift of heaven and earth after another, and one reincarnation after another, a glimmer of hope finally emerged. To change the predetermined outcome, Siye decided to roll up his sleeves, cultivate the land, build roads, develop the food industry, create entertainment, build tourist attractions, and develop infrastructure. What's the fun in fighting for power? Isn't it better to devour meat, drink wine, and laugh heartily? That witch over there, come and learn about the construction industry. Tongtian, you deserve a zoo. Nuwa, you're a professional at creating stars (humans). Dijun, don't miss out on this future star in the express delivery industry. Jieyin and Zhunti, if you come again and claim "This creature is destined for me," I'll close shop and release Hongjun. Hongjun: ... ——— At first, the Wu Clan: Where did this yellow-haired brat come from? How dare he set his sights on us? Later, real estate is so lucrative. — At first, Tongtian: How can a zoo be as happy as recruiting disciples? Later: A furry one in my left hand, a furry one in my right hand, I'm inhaling. ... [Dedicated to construction, development, and peaceful coexistence, the bottom VS the Daoist ancestor who only has the Tao in his heart but is repeatedly led astray] ——— See the pre-collected article next door! ["Monster Vacation Home"] Synopsis: Yuan Fei owns a small, two-story vacation home deep in the mountains, with three monster employees. The receptionist, who is often reported for keeping protected animals, is Hu Li, a nine-tailed white fox. The cook, who eats the guests' meals while cooking, is Tao Tie. The accountant, who calculates the long-term losses and finds that the boss owes the finance department money, is Pi Xiu. As the owner and sole human of this unfortunate vacation home, who's in debt to the finance department, Yuan Fei not only has to constantly have tea with the police, find excuses to guests for slow service, but also constantly struggles to save himself from bankruptcy. His heart is pounding. Yuan Fei thought his life would continue in this chaotic state, but one day, he discovered he wasn't human! He'd always thought he was the only human among these demons, but it turned out he wasn't either. This was embarrassing. Pixiu: "Why are you embarrassed? It's so good to be human. This way we can stay open for another five hundred years." Yuan Fei glanced at him dimly: "And then I'll owe you another five hundred years of money for no apparent reason?" Pixiu nodded: "Yes, you can pay it back if you can't." What a great deal! He's so clever. Yuan Fei: "...Brother, go away." ——— [A warm and healing smile on the outside, a madly complaining (mysterious) bottom vs. a stingy Pixiu top who only cares about money and never gives out] Theme: Live life to the fullest. No matter what difficulties you face, stay positive. With courage and determination, anything is possible!

Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!

First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage!

When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions

—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!"

(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.

"Senior Tenth Brother is copying scriptures in the side hall again?" "Oh, what a coward! Last time Master asked him to subdue the demon ape, he pretended to be sick and hid for three months!" "When the Conferred God Tribulation comes, this guy without any chance will be the first to be taken away by Heaven!" The discussion in Yuxu Palace drifted into his ears. Su Mo wrote the last word "Tao" without raising his head - the scripture in front of him had been marked by the system with seventeen "calculations left by the saints". "Ding! The fragments of the Conferred God List have been detected. If the host is named, the chance of survival is: 0.3%. Suggested strategy: let the eldest disciple Guangchengzi 'accidentally' see the 'secret letter from the Jiejiao spy' that you hid in the Sutra Pavilion." While everyone was still measuring

[Steady daily routine + diligent longevity + unwavering red flag + fluttering colorful flags]

In the primordial world, another great calamity has begun.

The Witch Clan was powerful and unstoppable.

If this continues, the plight of all living beings will be dire.

A host of innate great powers and leaders of all races gathered on the Sun Star to complain to Fu Guang, the Sun God, the only Great Sun Golden Crow in the world, and the number one person below the sage, and beg him to come out of seclusion and take charge of the overall situation.

The sun god Fuguang indicated—

We are deeply concerned about the situation of all parties, deeply regret what has happened to them, will continue to pay attention to this matter, and call on both sides to deal with it rationally!

Several years later.

All the races of the primordial world gathered once again on the Sun Star, directly recognizing the Sun God Fu Guang as their master and inviting him to ascend to the supreme position of Heavenly Emperor to rule the primordial world.

The sun god Fuguang smiled with annoyance at this:

"You have all caused me great suffering!"

Traveling through the wild tribes of the Journey to the West world, Xiaoyu is fortunate to have a magical power, the Great Father-Killing: as long as he worships someone as his adoptive father, Xiaoyu can immediately deduce a way to kill this "adoptive father" in his mind.

......

Scenario 1:

The golden-horned boy held the purple-gold-red gourd of Taishang Laojun in his hand and laughed: Yu Fengxian, I am calling you daddy, do you dare to answer?

Xiao Yu smiled brightly. "Foolish demon, even your master wouldn't dare agree when I called him 'adoptive father'... Hey, you're so bold that you've already agreed in your heart?" Good-for-nothing, so weak that you couldn't even activate this fairy's 'Great Destroyer Father'.

The sword flashed, and Jinjiao fell to the ground.

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Scenario 2:

Taibai Star Lord: General Yu, although you are the king of the human world and live a free and easy life, it is not as peaceful as the life in heaven. Now, as long as you agree to the request of His Majesty the Jade Emperor and stop acting against the will of heaven, you can ascend to heaven in broad daylight and be listed in the immortal list.

Xiao Yu was curious: If I go to the Heavenly Palace, what official position will the Jade Emperor give me? Will it be Bi Ma Wen?

Taibai Xingjun was surprised and asked: "How could it be Bimawen? Given the fairy's abundant martial virtue, 'Wu Quxing' is also worthy of it."

Xiao Yu thought for a moment and said seriously: "I am not good at martial arts, but I love poetry, singing and dancing. Please report to the Lingxiao Palace, Star God. I have been wandering for half my life, and now I am fortunate to meet the Jade Emperor's appreciation. I am willing to become his adoptive father and serve him for life."

Taibai Star Lord had a dull expression: What?

Xiaoyu coughed lightly a few times: Please ask the Jade Emperor to make me a happy "Seventh Fairy", yes, the Eighth Fairy is also fine.

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A primitive world with the background of Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and legends of immortal foxes.