Yue Buqun sighed deeply: "It would be fine if you followed the path of the Sword Sect, but you..."
Yu Lianzhou was heartbroken: "If I had known you would be like this, I would have passed on the Tiger Claw to you."
Qiu Chuji was helpless: "Evil creature! You...you...Alas! I'd better help you go to your uncle to ask for the Nine Yin Manual."
Uncle Jiu held his forehead and shook his head. "This one is the 'Corpse Refining Method,' and this one is the 'Taiyin Form Refining Technique.' Stop messing around with those crap of yours. I'm afraid that one day the Grandmaster will come down to earth to clean up the mess, and he'll clean me up too."
(PS: This book does not provide a place to store your brain. If you don’t need it while reading this book, just throw it away.
PS2: This book is also known as "Urgently Seeking Anti-Harmony Patch, Waiting Online" and "What's Dirty or Not, As Long as It Works")
In this world, people and objects of contract coexist, swords, spears, firewood, rice, oil, salt, water, fire, wind, thunder, pigs, dogs, cows and sheep can all be used as contracts.
Li Han accidentally downloaded an application called "Big Data APP", from which he could see other people's big data on love, work, consumption and other aspects.
By using big data to sell any product to customers, you can earn big data points. By consuming big data points, the APP can push the most suitable financial projects and love partners for you, and even predict the future.
From then on, Li Han embarked on a life of success and became a new generation of legendary investor.
But why is the girl recommended by the system as the most suitable person to be my wife the one I hate the most?
The world has been in chaos for more than three hundred years.
There is endless singing and dancing in the Central Plains, foreign races are preparing for war, swordsmen are everywhere in the world, and famous generals are suppressing the ten directions.
Five years before the world falls into chaos, the young pharmacist Li Guan kills someone on a rainy night.
I finally opened my eyes and saw the chaos in this world.
There are piles of bones under the horses' hooves, famous generals, beauties, martial arts world, magic weapons, common people, and Dharma images.
Since ancient times, only white bones and yellow sand fields have been seen!
Confucian scholars were crushed by iron hooves; Buddhas were swept flat by spears!
I, Li Guanyi, invite this world to die!
Immortal cultivators
No worries about firewood, rice, oil and salt
But one cannot escape the greed, anger, ignorance, love, hatred, desire, and vengeance of the mundane world!
I am the only one in the world who kills, and no one in the world kills me.
This is a crazy man, his crazy journey, endless journey, countless myths unfolding one by one, bizarre, no one knows the end of time and space, you don’t know, I don’t know, this is a crazy man for life, A journey for knowledge, to explore eternity.
This is a daily cultivation journal of a Loose Cultivator from Black Dragon Mountain, meticulously recording every detail of his cultivation journey. As the saying goes, "A woman fears marrying the wrong man, and a man fears entering the wrong profession." Having started as a bottom-tier Loose Cultivator—and one from Black Dragon Mountain, notorious for its banditry—Liu Xiaolou had no choice but to accept his fate. He struggled tirelessly in a world dominated by prestigious sects, hustling for a single Spirit Stone, a Spirit Pill, a Magic Artifact, or a Spirit Herb. The mundane realities of life—the daily grind of firewood, rice, oil, and salt—mingled with the bittersweet trials of cultivation. The true flavor of this existence could only be savored by those who lived it, yet one thing remained constant: a steadfast devotion to the Dao, driven by the pursuit of eternal life
Knowledge is power...
This sentence also applies to the world of immortal cultivation.
A striking man of mysterious origin and peerless talent, he looks back at the world, in all its entirety, with utter disdain. And yet, in the treacherous and unpredictable ultimate formation of the Boundless Secular World, he guards a breathtaking ancient qin with broken strings, waiting silently for the destined one to arrive!
A boy encounters him, and knows for the first time that the world beneath the Heavens is a fickle place. Not even demons, devils, ghosts and monsters can match the frivolity of human nature!
A slender physique, and jade-like beauty, but the sword that strikes between heaven and earth is not unlike a streaming rainbow!
The vastness of the starry sky, the seven emotions and six desires! Greed, anger and ignorance! The teachings of Buddha will grant you boundless strength!
A sea of blood will come, at the cost of all mortal beings full of honest hope!
The ghosts wail as the gods roar, but the sea of blood has no end!
Where, pray tell, is the path I should take?
Since there is no path, no matter how bitter and bloody the sea, even if my boat is made out of bones, I will soar to the heavens above!
A young boy named Tang Jie was searching for a path into immortalhood when he happened to save an immortal in need, resulting in the latter owing him a karmic debt.
What? You want to repay me with mere Spiritual Enhancement Pills? Is that how cheap you view your life to be?
As a result, Xu Muyang ended up having to drag the brat with him.
You’ll never shake me off now, thought Tang Jie.