Yue Buqun sighed deeply: "It would be fine if you followed the path of the Sword Sect, but you..."

Yu Lianzhou was heartbroken: "If I had known you would be like this, I would have passed on the Tiger Claw to you."

Qiu Chuji was helpless: "Evil creature! You...you...Alas! I'd better help you go to your uncle to ask for the Nine Yin Manual."

Uncle Jiu held his forehead and shook his head. "This one is the 'Corpse Refining Method,' and this one is the 'Taiyin Form Refining Technique.' Stop messing around with those crap of yours. I'm afraid that one day the Grandmaster will come down to earth to clean up the mess, and he'll clean me up too."

(PS: This book does not provide a place to store your brain. If you don’t need it while reading this book, just throw it away.

PS2: This book is also known as "Urgently Seeking Anti-Harmony Patch, Waiting Online" and "What's Dirty or Not, As Long as It Works")

If you convince others with force, you won't be convinced with your heart, or if you are weak in support; if you convince others with reason, your heart will be happy and you will be sincerely convinced.

But immortals are often unreasonable...

Moreover, heaven and earth are the furnace, and nature is the craftsman; yin and yang are the charcoal, and all things are the copper.

One day, I will let the furnace fire that refines the world be replaced by the flame that belongs to me

The world has been in chaos for more than three hundred years.

There is endless singing and dancing in the Central Plains, foreign races are preparing for war, swordsmen are everywhere in the world, and famous generals are suppressing the ten directions.

Five years before the world falls into chaos, the young pharmacist Li Guan kills someone on a rainy night.

I finally opened my eyes and saw the chaos in this world.

There are piles of bones under the horses' hooves, famous generals, beauties, martial arts world, magic weapons, common people, and Dharma images.

Since ancient times, only white bones and yellow sand fields have been seen!

Confucian scholars were crushed by iron hooves; Buddhas were swept flat by spears!

I, Li Guanyi, invite this world to die!

The novel talked about the war between human cultivators and demons, and how they overcame or fell before their inner demons.

The main character was a teenager whose parents were mu*dered because they owned a powerful Taoist treasure. He struggled to survive in this chaotic fantasy world and tried to find a chance to avenge his parents. Meanwhile he discovered the top secrets behind this world.

Immortals, gods and monsters, princes and generals; the dragon girl holds the lamp, and the cup holds the sea.

The wild fox meditates on Zen, and the fierce tiger realizes the Tao; he swims in the North Sea in the morning, and walks on the Cangwu River in the evening.

Immortals and gods exist in the world, and demons establish a country.

These originally had nothing to do with Qi Wuzhuo.

Qi Wuhuo, who always saw square words in his dreams, only thought about participating in the spring exam next year.

Until when he was making yellow rice rice, an old man gave him a jade pillow and made him have a long dream.

Huangliang is a dream.

…………

Huang Liang's dream awakened and broke through the ordinary mind, and from then on he opened the door to practice.

The golden crow flies and the jade rabbit walks away.

A grain of millet in the three realms, a few dust in the mountains and rivers.

Walking through the busy city with a sword.

No one knows that I am a true immortal.

Radiant rays of twilight light up all of Heaven and Earth;

The path to the Dao twists through countless trials in the mortal world.

Ethereal music lingers around the palace beams,

Divine winds gently brush against the robes of law.

Elixirs and panaceas are not my pursuit—

Refining the Dao, claiming supremacy, and slaying demons is!

You ask where the immortals have gone?

To the Jade Palace and Golden Halls, where they stand equal with the heavens!

— — —

Some say the Jade Palace Immortal Lord is a hypocritical fiend.

Some say he simply got lucky, acted ruthlessly, and seized power for a time.

Others call him a savior of the world—claiming even now they’ve yet to repay the grace of the Jade Palace Immortal Lord.

But whether it was the struggling young man Wang Yulou, clawing his way up step by step,

Or the Wang Yulou who would later be hailed as the Immortal Lord of the Jade Palace,

He never paid any mind to the nonsense those people spouted.

The Sea of Bitterness churns—this journey was always meant to be against the current.

If one stops because of outside doubt and resistance…

How could one ever reach the other shore?

[No clichés] [No system] [Not a naive protagonist]

[Power scaling and economy remain intact]

[Completely original combat/cultivation system]

Three Emperors have died in quick succession. The prince whom nobody had taken notice of unexpectedly succeeds to the throne. He is quickly plunged into layers upon layers of danger. The Empress Dowager dislikes him, wishing to install a younger, more obedient Emperor. His half-brother dislikes him, accusing him of stealing the throne that is rightfully his. The palace attendants and servants dislike him, believing that he is not a true Emperor. The Child Emperor must save himself.

The dream is to cross the dead mulberry tree from the bottom of the sea and witness the storms of the Milky Way.

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The nine provinces and four seas, the Xuanzong Demon Sect, the gods and heretics, and the Pure Land Sangha.

Refining Qi, imparting talismans, taking medicine, divination...

Enter the gate of infinity, wander in the boundless wilderness, shine with the sun and the moon, and become one with the heaven and the earth.

The past is all guests, and we are human beings in this next life.

This time.

I only wish for eternal life!