For thousands of years, names like Merlin, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw have illuminated the magical sky.

In the past hundred years, Grindelwald, Dumbledore, Voldemort, these names, whether good or evil, have been guiding the direction of history.

And when Kyle opened the door to magic

A floating island rises before the eyes of billions of Muggles and wizards

He knew that a thousand years later

He is a legend!

Egger Morriss.

Translation: Poisoned eggs.

The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory.

For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose.

Author: Why don’t you follow the plot?

Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy!

Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant!

Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway?

Voldemort: ? ? ?

Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention.

Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes…

Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line!

Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag!

This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

While others transmigrated into the world of Harry Potter fully prepared and living leisurely, the unfortunate John, upon just arriving in this magical world, was targeted by an Outer God who followed him.

Just as John resigned himself to his fate, a miraculous magic book system appeared, granting him the means to survive.

Why did the noseless plug-socket man personally eat dung fruit? Why did the Basilisk in the Lestrange Chamber desperately battle a mighty and extraordinary skeleton? Why did Peter Pettigrew frantically call for help in the middle of the night, claiming a Thunderbird and a Phoenix were chasing him?

The dazzling Solar Charm, the freely traversing Instant Movement, the indestructible Susanoo, the myriad transformations of Ignius's Profound Change, and the all-destroying Super Tier Magic – this is the birth of a legendary wizard named John Anderson!

Thomas, who was accidentally reborn in Eagle Crossing, supported an entire mafia family at a young age, until the arrival of the admission letter.

The throne falls on Slytherin, Black is always on top!

The gears of fate began to turn.

Gradually, the entire Hogwarts, and even the wizarding world, became weird.

Until several years later, this powerful evil force spread to every corner of the magic world, and a "Godfather" standing at the top of the magic world appeared!

Many people spend their entire lives trying to find their true talents, but Seamus Finnigan's talent is undeniable. Just imagine, 30 years from now, who could stand up to me, the Demolition Man? Dumbledore? Grindelwald? Voldemort? Even Merlin would have to retreat. ...Ahem, keep a low profile. Keep a low profile.

What’s at Hogwarts in 1991?

Harry Potter? The Philosopher’s Stone? The Golden Trio?

Or the Three-Headed Dog, Devil’s Snare, Troll…

More likely there’s Bat-like Snape, Bumblebee Dumbledore, Two-faced Quirrell, Serpentine-faced Voldemort…

And from then on, things will only get worse year by year…

“If I could choose, couldn’t I move forward another 20 years?”

Albert cried in vain and reluctantly fought his way forward, through a path full of pitfalls, in 1991’s Hogwarts.

"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"

"Avada Kedavra."

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."

"...Who gave you this bad name?"

"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."

"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"

"No, they don't dare."

"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"

"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."

[Crossing over + becoming a cat + pseudo-antithesis + single CP Hermione + warm daily life]

Original title: "The Secret Black Cat of Hogwarts". The protagonist is not a saint, and the IQ of all the characters is basically online.

The Oriental Black Cat brought mysterious power into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts in the school, I really want to eat one, the Dementors taste very good, Voldemort is the main meal, there is no escape!

Centaur: The end of the bear, the destroyer of herbs, the nemesis of the eight-eyed giant spider, the ominous darkness...The Mars tonight blinded my eyes.

Draco: He is a true aristocrat! What an elegance!

Simo: shepherd of lost lambs, ferryman of the sea of ​​soul, life mentor, pioneer of art.

Macon: I'm a regular little black cat.

Voldemort: Great! I am beginning to understand everything!

Harry Potter:

Rowling travels through the world of Harry Potter and awakens to become a necromancer.

Having escaped Azkaban twice, he is famous (and infamous) in the wizarding world.

But he was hired by Hogwarts as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Dumbledore: "Letting Rowling become a professor at Hogwarts is the best decision I have ever made in my life. But Rowling, why are you sitting in my seat?"

Snape: "You are definitely the next Dark Lord. I will keep an eye on you. Wait, why did you expel me?"

Professor McGonagall: "Rowling, I've told you many times that Transfiguration can't turn your pile of skeletons into a catgirl!"

...

Many years later.

Some people call Rowling the greatest wizard in the wizarding world after Dumbledore.

Some people also say that Rowling has influenced the atmosphere of the magical world and is a sinner of the magical world!

Some even say that Rowling becoming the headmaster of Hogwarts is a disgrace to Hogwarts!

Rowling, surrounded by the Scourge, sat on the golden chair in the Hogwarts Great Hall, looking helpless:

"How did I, a prisoner of Azkaban, get hired as a professor at Hogwarts and eventually become the headmaster?"

"It can only be said that a person's fate..."

Glock has a tattoo on his head, and he was born as a social person.

When the wizard no longer holds the stick,

When the Muggle points crooked the technology tree.

When the muzzle shines with magic!

The burst of magic replaces the smoke of gunpowder,

The shock of the roar did not diminish in the slightest.

Extraordinary power should never be silent!

Welcome to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Warfare.

This book is faithful to the original work, without any magic changes——A.K. Rowling